Kevin Carr's Gloves 3205 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 We’re off to Florida in 2 weeks woohoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10003 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Anytime Florida gets mentioned I always think of this 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 3 hours ago, Sonatine said: Anytime Florida gets mentioned I always think of this Trophyshy did an updated version last time he was at the match 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16663 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Just got home after a canny week snowboarding in France. WHY though, do fucking MONG bastard BRITS not listen, read, etc when going through security? Chambery is a fucking tinpot shed anyways and its a pain in the arse at the best of times. But signs up saying put ipads in trays, take off watches, shoes etc and the amount of times the staff were telling people to go back and do it. Fucking ignorant, arrogant CUNTS. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4860 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Brits abroad ✅ 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 I used to see it all the time when I travelled loads for my old job. It’s not ignorance or arrogance imo. Or it didn’t seem to be. It’s sone weird herd mentality where people just copy the mistakes of the people in front even though every sign and security guard is telling them otherwise. It’s like they leave their brains behind and enter sone trance when they’re flying. Unless they are all deliberately holding themselves and everyone else up. Which seems unlikely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16663 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 When we arrived there was this young lass on her phone in the queue for passport control. She was annoying as fuck and loud making out she was on a high power job. Then I recognised who she was with. Her mother is in my bike club. About 4 of my mates have been through her 😂 Anyways she gets called twice to get off her phone and ignores it, her mum giggling and telling her to stop 'but muuuuuuummmmm it's important' She gets to the front gets called by a copper who pulled her and sent her to the back of the queue 😂 fucking superb. Her mother and father (oh yes she's still married the bike slaaaaaaaaag) were furious 😂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Tbf she was on the phone to this fella: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17784 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 4 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: Posh Brits abroad ✅ Skiing so this. He's already got pleb Brits aboard covered. 👍 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16663 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 15 minutes ago, Renton said: Skiing so this. He's already got pleb Brits aboard covered. 👍 Nailed it. We stopped one day for some lunch in a restaurant. There was a a family of about 8 having dinner. Two kids running about and parents not giving a flying fuck. Brits of course. Mother finally decides she best trying something. She gets up 'Allegra, you won't get dessert if you carry on, come here now' Did little Allegra listen? Did she fuck, but she was about 4 years old so it's the parents fault imo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Charles Bukowski once said Hell is other people. He had a point but I’d especially apply it to other people’s kids 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17784 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 On the other hand, you could be seated opposite a judgemental grumpy Yorkshire couple.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 16 minutes ago, Renton said: On the other hand, you could be seated opposite a judgemental grumpy Yorkshire couple.... Or "a Yorkshire couple" for short 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16663 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 23 minutes ago, Renton said: On the other hand, you could be seated opposite a judgemental grumpy Yorkshire couple.... My wife is from Derbyshire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: My wife is from Derbyshire I thought she was from Nottingham? Is this a new one? Did Callum break the original one? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3604 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 I'm in Marakesh for some guaranteed sun, it was in the 80's till 2 days ago. It's been nice and cloudy since we got here yesterday 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 5 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said: I'm in Marakesh for some guaranteed sun, it was in the 80's till 2 days ago. It's been nice and cloudy since we got here yesterday I got the worst shits of my life in Marrakesh, genuinely thought I might prolapse. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 6 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said: I'm in Marakesh for some guaranteed sun, it was in the 80's till 2 days ago. It's been nice and cloudy since we got here yesterday 80s? Did you trudge through it? Did you meet CT? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17784 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 32 minutes ago, Isegrim said: 80s? Did you trudge through it? Did you meet CT? Ah, the famous Marakesh Bazaars, CT would thrive there back in the day, his spiritual home. "Meester, meester, you buy sofa? Only 20,000,000 Dirham. No? Free fabric protector!" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Loads of bong too 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 2 hours ago, Renton said: Ah, the famous Marakesh Bazaars, CT would thrive there back in the day, his spiritual home. "Meester, meester, you buy sofa? Only 20,000,000 Dirham. No? Free fabric protector!" I could be wrong, but I think this image has been edited slightly.… No way CT is that slim. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26846 Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 15 hours ago, Renton said: Ah, the famous Marakesh Bazaars, CT would thrive there back in the day, his spiritual home. "Meester, meester, you buy sofa? Only 20,000,000 Dirham. No? Free fabric protector!" 15 hours ago, Alex said: Loads of bong too "Wham CDs, greatest heets, two CD in case. Very good price, drinks are free." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3604 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 (edited) On 22/03/2024 at 16:12, strawb said: I got the worst shits of my life in Marrakesh, genuinely thought I might prolapse. 4 days in sun has finally come out, I've been on the khazi for four hours Edited March 24 by spongebob toonpants 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3604 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 3 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said: 4 days in sun has finally come out, I've been on the khazi for four hours 8 hours 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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