Filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramps v Blackburn Sat 26/11 @ 3pm

[Happy Face 27]

 

 

The Magpies are next in home Championship action when Owen Coyle's Rovers arrive for an old-fashioned 3pm kick-off on Saturday.

 

Tickets are now on public sale.

 

NUFC: Rolando Aarons is the only long-term absentee.

 

Betting: To follow

 

BRFC: To follow

 

Referee: David Coote - a second Newcastle game for the Nottinghamshire-based whistler, following the Northampton Town EFL Cup win in August 2015.

 

Travel:

 

Metro: No scheduled closures this weekend

 

Train: The 20.44 East Coast service southbound from Newcastle has been designated as a dry train and will also terminate at York today, not Doncaster.

 

For anyone coming from London/the South for the game and staying over, note that the 07.55 Newcastle to London Kings Cross service on Sunday will be diverted between York and Doncaster, taking an hour longer.

 

Social: The matchday promotion from Pizza Express on Dean Street runs again this Saturday, giving a 30% discount on your total bill - as long as one diner has a valid NUFC season ticket or match Blackburn ticket.

 

The offer runs all day - no reservations are needed.

 

UK TV: None

 

Overseas TV: None

 

UK Radio: None

 

Local Radio: Live on BBC Radio Newcastle (available worldwide via NUFC TV club subscription service).

 

Stats:

 

Rovers @ SJP - last 20:

2011/12 Won 2-1 Ben Arfa, Gutierrez (FAC)

2011/12 Won 3-1 Ba 3

2010/11 Lost 1-2 Carroll

2008/09 Lost 1-2 Owen (pen)

2007/08 Lost 0-1

2006/07 Lost 0-2

2005/06 Lost 0-1

2004/05 Won 3-0 og, Shearer, O'Brien (2-0)

2003/04 Lost 0-1 (0-0)

2002/03 Won 5-1 Solano, Robert, og, Jenas, Bellamy

2001/02 Won 2-1 Bernard, Speed

1998/99 Drew 0-0 (FAC)

1998/99 Drew 1-1 Shearer (lost 4-2 on pens) (LC)

1998/99 Drew 1-1 Hamann

1997/98 Drew 1-1 Gillespie

1996/97 Won 2-1 Shearer, Ferdinand

1995/96 Won 1-0 Lee

1994/95 Drew 1-1 Lee (FAC)

1994/95 Drew 1-1 og(Flowers)

1993/94 Drew 1-1 Cole

 

 

 

NUFC.com

 

NUFC To Score

0 - TheGingerQuiff

1 - @yourservice, Kevin Carr's Gloves

2 - LooneyToony, Holden McGroin, barnabox, acrossthepond, ToonMarshy, Ant, Anorthernsoul

3 - ohhh_yeah, sammynb, MiddleAgeCool, Dr Gloom, SpartaFC, rogerbarton, aimaad22, Dougle, Monkeys Fist, Kitman, zico martin, tooner, ewerk, scoobos, Happy Face, David Kelly, Andrew, Howay, Rayvin, ChezGiven, loonyTOON

4+ - strawb, Dickie, Tom, The Fish, wykikitoon, StoneColdStephenIreland

 

NUFC To Concede

0 - sammynb, rogerbarton, aimaad22, acrossthepond, Dougle, Kitman, strawb, Ant, tooner, ewerk, scoobos, Dickie, Anorthernsoul, Tom, The Fish, Happy Face, David Kelly, wykikitoon, Kevin Carr's Gloves, StoneColdStephenIreland, Howay, Rayvin, ChezGiven, loonyTOON

1 - @yourservice, ohhh_yeah, LooneyToony, Holden McGroin, MiddleAgeCool, Dr Gloom, SpartaFC, Monkeys Fist, zico martin, Andrew

2 - barnabox, ToonMarshy

3 -

4+ - TheGingerQuiff

[Rayvin 513]

You're enjoying these thread titles too much...

Edited November 22, 2016 by Rayvin

[Howay 1,030]

3-0 to the spaff sniffers, Perez to prove the Fish right and all the haters wrong with a brace.

[Happy Face 27]

You're enjoying these thread titles too much...

 

It's a callback.

 

Search it, canny funny thread.

[Rayvin 513]

Agree, 3-0 for me as well.

[TheGingerQuiff 857]

0-4

[Rayvin 513]

It's a callback.

 

Search it, canny funny thread.

 

I couldn't find it based on a few slices of the title but fair enough

[Alex 1,653]

It's a callback.

 

Search it, canny funny thread.

Papa Laz, aye?

[Rayvin 513]

Ah THAT one. Yeah I've seen that before Fair enough

[TheGingerQuiff 857]

Turning out for this one. My last game was Bournemouth at SJP last season.

[wykikitoon 279]

I'm pissing myself here.  Virtually every thread title has something to do with homosexuality in it

[Happy Face 27]

I couldn't find it based on a few slices of the title but fair enough

 

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/15604-fao-papa-lazaru/#entry377019

 

[TheGingerQuiff 857]

 

I'm pissing myself here. Virtually every thread title has something to do with homosexuality in it

Don't ever introduce me to your sister

[Rayvin 513]

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/15604-fao-papa-lazaru/#entry377019

 

 

Cheers

 

Did Papa Lazaru (who I note doesn't post here anymore) ever live that down?

[Alex 1,653]

He still hasn't.

[Rayvin 513]

 

Poor guy. Although ffs, how drunk would you have to be...

[David Kelly 211]

I've got a mate in his mid 30's who pisses the bed every time he gets drunk (which is on average twice a week).  You have to be very watchful of him if you're at someone's house and he starts looking tired.  His brother's words were "he doesn't even not to do it anymore".  Funnily enough I don't try not to piss the bed either, it's just come natural to me since I was about 18 month old.

[The Fish 285]

 

 

Hard to see anything but a comfortable home win. Sam Gallagher has scored a few for them (7), but keep him quiet and they don't have much else (18).

[Tom 574]

Papa Lazaru :lol:

[Gemmill 753]

I reckon Chez overreacted tbf. The bloke makes lasses drink champagne from his arsehole, there's no way he hasn't had a toilet accident indoors at some point.

[Rayvin 513]

I reckon Chez overreacted tbf. The bloke makes lasses drink champagne from his arsehole, there's no way he hasn't had a toilet accident indoors at some point.

 

...Ok I thought that was a joke when I first heard it and am now concerned that this is actually a thing that people do

[Anorthernsoul 402]

I've went 2-0 purely because no-one had voted for 2 goals yet.

Edited November 22, 2016 by Anorthernsoul

[Howay 1,030]

...Ok I thought that was a joke when I first heard it and am now concerned that this is actually a thing that people do

Champagne enemas by the elites are the real reason Trump won, it's just not the same with Budweiser and the middle of the country feels it's missing out.

[Rayvin 513]

Champagne enemas by the elites are the real reason Trump won, it's just not the same with Budweiser and the middle of the country feels it's missing out.

 

 

:lol:

[Gemmill 753]

Champagne enemas by the elites are the real reason Trump won, it's just not the same with Budweiser and the middle of the country feels it's missing out.

King of Bums.