Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Alex 31113]

What’s his problem with that exactly?  

[PaddockLad 15017]

“Tonight Matthew I’m going to be Wykikitoon of Yorkshire”  

 

 

 

 

BITTER INFANTILE JOYLESS SCOUSE CUNT

 

how did I do?  

[Dr Gloom 20234]

21 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Nice to see a Liverpool fan multitasking and crying about losing to arsenal as well as crying about Klopp.... Fair play.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 28019]

25 minutes ago, Alex said:

What’s his problem with that exactly?  

 

They got beat.

[PaddockLad 15017]

Germany looks nice in the summer @Isegrim  

 

 

 

[Gemmill 36184]

 

 

All the stories this cunt must have to tell. He's such a boring bloke. 

 

 

[wykikitoon 17340]

40 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Germany looks nice in the summer @Isegrim  

 

 

 

Are they sunbathing in Jurrasic park man? WTF are them massive things? 

 

Plus in Jormany, they would be knacker bare wouldn't they? 

[Alex 31113]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

All the stories this cunt must have to tell. He's such a boring bloke. 

 

 

Tells it like it is 👍🏻

[Monkeys Fist 39272]

10 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

WTF are them massive things? 

 

They’re Geese mate, like a large duck. 

[Alex 31113]

15 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

They’re Geese mate, like a large duck. 

Might have mentioned this before but about 15 years ago we were on a Med Cruise for my sister’s wedding. Anyhow, we stopped at Mykonos one day and we were down the harbour bit. My cousin’s (now) husband said to me “what the fuck is that?” I replied “It’s a pelican”. He (being deadly serious btw) replied “fucking hell! I thought it was a dinosaur”. 
He’s from Sunderland like. Aye, mate. They still have dinosaurs in Greece 👍🏻  

Edited February 6 by Alex

[Monkeys Fist 39272]

 

Did he try to fuck it and say he was checking if it was injured? 

[wykikitoon 17340]

12 minutes ago, Alex said:

Might have mentioned this before but about 15 years ago we were on a Med Cruise for my sister’s wedding. Anyhow, we stopped at Mykonos one day and we were down the harbour bit. My cousin’s (now) husband said to me “what the fuck is that?” I replied “It’s a pelican”. He (being deadly serious btw) replied “fucking hell! I thought it was a dinosaur”. 
He’s from Sunderland like. Aye, mate. They still have dinosaurs in Greece 👍🏻  

I thought he was going to say 'I thought that was just a crossing?'  

[Monkeys Fist 39272]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I thought he was going to say 'I thought that was just a crossing?'  

[Howmanheyman 28019]

16 minutes ago, Alex said:

Might have mentioned this before but about 15 years ago we were on a Med Cruise for my sister’s wedding. Anyhow, we stopped at Mykonos one day and we were down the harbour bit. My cousin’s (now) husband said to me “what the fuck is that?” I replied “It’s a pelican”. He (being deadly serious btw) replied “fucking hell! I thought it was a dinosaur! I'm amazed the marra who formed olympiacos never mentioned it in his historical journal that an MLF found in his cousin's loft but nobody from the greek club can confirm”. 
He’s from Sunderland like. Aye, mate. They still have dinosaurs in Greece 👍🏻  

 

RTG'dYP

[Alex 31113]

On 06/02/2024 at 06:41, Gemmill said:

 

 

All the stories this cunt must have to tell. He's such a boring bloke. 

 

 

Actually watched it. Fuck knows why  as you say, what a boring bastard. I also got the distinct impression his fascinating tale about how the conversation with the Sky executive was the idealised ‘this is what I should have said’ version of events 

[Gemmill 36184]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Actually watched it. Fuck knows why  as you say, what a boring bastard. I also got the distinct impression his fascinating tale about how the conversation with the Sky executive was the idealised ‘this is what I should have said’ version of events 

 

Aye, it's his "so I turned around and said" pub bore fucking patter and delivery. He's just an absolute tragedy.

 

[wykikitoon 17340]

[Dazzler 6200]

14 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

The 7ups crudely photoshopped in

[The Fish 9340]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Aye, it's his "so I turned around and said" pub bore fucking patter and delivery. He's just an absolute tragedy.

 

Little known fact, Matt Le Tissier has all his conversations from a child's roundabout.

[Dazzler 6200]

4 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Little known fact, Matt Le Tissier has all his conversations from a child's roundabout.

Fake news. The guv'ment have put mind control devices in roundabouts. When the static energy builds as it goes round and round it does things to the impulses in your brain that makes you go 'weeeeeeee', before ultimately causing you to lose your balance and then spew up your chicken nuggets and beans that you had for dinner. All to keep you in line for the NWO to do some shit with crypto currency, AI and covid.

 

It's all in this pamphlet that @Nefilim gave me. It's really informative, but in short Matt Le Tissier wouldn't be seen dead on a roundabout. He has all of his conversations on a see saw, and I think you know this you big spreader of misinformation!

[The Fish 9340]

20 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Fake news. The guv'ment have put mind control devices in roundabouts. When the static energy builds as it goes round and round it does things to the impulses in your brain that makes you go 'weeeeeeee', before ultimately causing you to lose your balance and then spew up your chicken nuggets and beans that you had for dinner. All to keep you in line for the NWO to do some shit with crypto currency, AI and covid.

 

It's all in this pamphlet that @Nefilim gave me. It's really informative, but in short Matt Le Tissier wouldn't be seen dead on a roundabout. He has all of his conversations on a see saw, and I think you know this you big spreader of misinformation!

Hey!

 

Before you penetrate my echo chamber, you have to get consent!

[ewerk 27120]

 

[Tom 13918]

Manchester isn’t the north

[sammynb 2934]

13 minutes ago, Tom said:

Manchester isn’t the north

 

Wembley of the upper midlands, doesn't quite have the same GOT ring about it.

[PaddockLad 15017]

24 minutes ago, Tom said:

Manchester isn’t the north

Manchester was governed by the Anglo Saxon Kingdom of Northumbria till about 923 CE