Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Gemmill 63200]

 

Hope he loses and drowns in legal costs.

[ewerk 39233]

23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Listen I wasn't going to say anything, but seeing as you've begged me to notice you, YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE.

 

What Dave was saying that it looks like our combined loss for the last two financial years is £160m+, because the graphic shows us making a loss in each of the last two financial years of £80m+.

 

Not a combined loss of £85m, which I believe is how you've interpreted his post.

 

Consider yourself scolded by a genuine, bona fide, ICAEW Member.

 

I'm gonna include this in my CPD declaration.

 

The £160m loss won't be a £160m loss by PSR criteria, it will be less. So welcome to Wrongsville.

[Dougle 4598]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Hope he loses and drowns in legal costs.

 

He looks fucking ancient in black and white

[Gemmill 63200]

Ugh look at this. Trying to divert from his own stupidity.

 

I'm WELL AWARE that those figures won't be the ones we use for PSR. That's why I didn't respond to Dave and say "well fuck Dave, looks like you're right".

 

It's why I instead went looking for details on our latest PSR position. But I couldn't find anything definitive and gave up.

 

Now please. Stop challenging the professor.

[Gemmill 63200]

1 minute ago, Dougle said:

 

He looks fucking ancient in black and white

 

That's maybe why he sold us.

[Gemmill 63200]

 

Arrogant cunt latest. Build a new ground for Man United with taxpayer money? That'll be a no, dickhead.

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 17238]

Manchester has a stadium built with public money so why don’t they ground share with Man City?

[Kid Dynamite 9340]

2 hours ago, The Fish said:

If I've read that right, we've made around 85m loss in the last two reporting years? If so, surely we need to make a profit of 60m+ to stay compliant?

Champions league and Adidas money should

cover that? 

[spongebob toonpants 5193]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Hope he drowns

Fyp

[Dazzler 16199]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Honestly I didn't even spot we were on there til you pointed it out. I've tried looking around to see what our current FFP/PSR position is after that last set of accounts, but I've given up.

 

Let Dazzler or Howay work it out and explain it.

 

I may be an accountant but I never once claimed to be a good one

 

[aimaad22 6001]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Listen I wasn't going to say anything, but seeing as you've begged me to notice you, YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE.

 

What Dave was saying that it looks like our combined loss for the last two financial years is £160m+, because the graphic shows us making a loss in each of the last two financial years of £80m+.

 

Not a combined loss of £85m, which I believe is how you've interpreted his post.

 

Consider yourself scolded by a genuine, bona fide, ICAEW Member.

 

I'm gonna include this in my CPD declaration.

 

Besmerching plain old accountants on here wasn't enough, lets drag the ICAEW into it!

 

[sammynb 4171]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

 

I may be an accountant but I never once claimed to be a good one

 

 

Modesty, a self-awareness old mate @Gemmill will never know. 

[Gemmill 63200]

 

Pretty radge that this bloke was hired to manage women's teams despite having a known reputation. In this day and age.

[The Fish 12574]

16 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

The £160m loss won't be a £160m loss by PSR criteria, it will be less. So welcome to Wrongsville.

Is the loss reported on there a sum total of all costs incurred each year? So it would include any works done on the infrastructure, facilities, backroom staff, youth and women's teams etcetera?

[MMXXVIII 1296]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Pretty radge that this bloke was hired to manage women's teams despite having a known reputation. In this day and age.

 

[wykikitoon 28542]

UEFA closed the Legia Warsaw ultra’s section for tonight’s game over “offensive banners”

But the ultras have just taken over another section of the ground and responded with this

 

 

[RobinRobin 14503]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Pretty radge that this bloke was hired to manage women's teams despite having a known reputation. In this day and age.

Frightening in any day and age. 

[Sonatine 13479]

42 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

UEFA closed the Legia Warsaw ultra’s section for tonight’s game over “offensive banners”

But the ultras have just taken over another section of the ground and responded with this

 

 

[RobinRobin 14503]

45 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

UEFA closed the Legia Warsaw ultra’s section for tonight’s game over “offensive banners”

But the ultras have just taken over another section of the ground and responded with this

 

 

[ewerk 39233]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

Is the loss reported on there a sum total of all costs incurred each year? So it would include any works done on the infrastructure, facilities, backroom staff, youth and women's teams etcetera?

 

Aye. I don't think PSR figures are publicly released so they base them on the account figures which include all of the above.

[The Fish 12574]

48 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Aye. I don't think PSR figures are publicly released so they base them on the account figures which include all of the above.

Makes sense, you don't want people knowing your budget. 

 

It's probably possible to get a rough idea; player purchases, length of their contract, plus player sales and revenue. But I cannot be bothered.

[wykikitoon 28542]

[Gemmill 63200]

 

Hopefully this is as unhelpful for them as it was for us last season. I remember Howe complaining about the lack of time spent training cos of all the public appearance and activity shit.

[aimaad22 6001]

So NUFC aren't coming this year? Fack, I was rather hoping to attend a pointless friendly. 

[wykikitoon 28542]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

A transfer not to be sniffed at apparently