Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[toonotl 3600]

39 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

I wouldn’t want a team that plays out like a Spurs or Brighton (last year). The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

 

 

Yep. For sure. Ange's suicidal dedication to this style shows the weakness of him most of all imo. He's like a religious zealot and perhaps not too bright. Nothing works all the time or forever (unless you're City or RM). But he's just like fuck it play it out more, mate! We're bein' brave cunts! Embarrassing. Makes me want to remind everyone I'm originally from NZ.

[Gemmill 52476]

10 minutes ago, toonotl said:

 

Makes me want to remind everyone I'm originally from NZ.

 

Aye so was this lad... 

 

 

 

[Gemmill 52476]

Ray Comfort btw.

 

Like a name Bob Mortimer would make up. 

[Kitman 2473]

He's probably Australian anyway

[wykikitoon 23736]

31 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Ray Comfort btw.

 

Like a name Bob Mortimer would make up. 

I once worked a project with someone called Comfort Golightly 😂

[Gemmill 52476]

5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I once worked a project with someone called Comfort Golightly 😂

 

Remember the Golightly Family on Beadle's About. Parading through fine China shops knocking everything off the shelves cos they were all massive.

 

Same joke every week - watch theese fat cunts knock stuff over or break things in furniture shops by sitting on them.

 

Ahhh the good old days. 

[Gemmill 52476]

 

 

Here we go.

 

[Gemmill 52476]

Political correctness put the Golightly Family out of work. Nobody talks about that when they're accusing people of fat shaming. 

[PaddockLad 19672]

[Gemmill 52476]

A CLASSIC British funny man at the top of his game, is what it is. 

[PaddockLad 19672]

Apparently Beadle was a massive and reputedly absolutely first class Gooner well known for paying for drinks and in some cases hotel rooms for his fellow north London bollock achingly tedious  1-0 merchants as they were at the time. And he was funny for about 6 months when I was 14 ☺️

[ewerk 34205]

31 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Here we go.

 

The reboot is launching later this year featuring CT and The Fish’s sister.

[Alex 37764]

The deputy head at our high school was called Mr Golightly. We used to call him Mr Divvent gan heavily

[Alex 37764]

28 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Apparently Beadle was a massive and reputedly absolutely first class Gooner well known for paying for drinks and in some cases hotel rooms for his fellow north London bollock achingly tedious  1-0 merchants as they were at the time. And he was funny for about 6 months when I was 14 ☺️

He had a big knob. But, on the other hand, it was quite small 

Edited 9 hours ago by Alex

[Monkeys Fist 46403]

18 minutes ago, Alex said:

He had a big knob. But, on the other hand, it was quite small 

Lad I worked with had the same hand thing as Beadle and was apparently known as Clock at school. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4369]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Lad I worked with had the same hand thing as Beadle and was apparently known as Clock at school. 

Unrelated but when I was at physical rehabilitation in the army one lad had both lower arms blown off in a mortar attack. Everyone called him safe because he was armless.

[Gemmill 52476]

He'd get Pickford these days. 

[Howmanheyman 37963]

There was an ex-factory manager who did tours of our place for pocket money who was called 'The Northumbrian Piper', when I asked why he was called it, I was told it was because he had a colostomy bag. 

[Howmanheyman 37963]

 

 

Kudos to the Knight Ryder, it looks like he was ahead of the curve writing football songs in his articles. 

 

 

[RobinRobin 12918]

[Meenzer 16791]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Kudos to the Knight Ryder, it looks like he was ahead of the curve writing football songs in his articles.

 

Do they pronounce "twenty" and "20" differently or something?

 

[Howmanheyman 37963]

Now that the title is decided and the relegation places are done there's only two things to look out for according to the BBC, the race for Europe and....

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ewerk 34205]

3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Now that the title is decided and the relegation places are done there's only two things to look out for according to the BBC, the race for Europe and....

 

 

 

 

 

 

As exciting as The Fish’s race to lose his virginity before he was 30.

[Dr Gloom 24254]

3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Now that the title is decided and the relegation places are done there's only two things to look out for according to the BBC, the race for Europe and....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it'll be funny as fuck if "United" win that particular race 

[Tom 14283]

Rashford out for the rest of the season…