Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Craig 7555]

6 minutes ago, Tom said:

My mate was part of the police presence at Trafalgar Sq that day, they collared the bloke from the pool because he couldn’t walk after straight the fall and they needed to get him medical attention. 
 

His father started trying to fight the police and the rest of the fans were launching bottles & cans at them. 

 

You can't educate pork.

[Gemmill 52944]

47 minutes ago, Tom said:

My mate was part of the police presence at Trafalgar Sq that day, they collared the bloke from the pool because he couldn’t walk after straight the fall and they needed to get him medical attention. 
 

His father started trying to fight the police and the rest of the fans were launching bottles & cans at them. 

 

 

"Ere man! Less 'im alairn, ey's aalwuz walked like that!" 

[ewerk 34397]

47 minutes ago, Tom said:

My mate was part of the police presence at Trafalgar Sq that day

Have you been to as many of the Policeman’s’ Balls as Toonpack?

[Gemmill 52944]

Mackems being victimised by the magstabulary itt. 

[Gemmill 52944]

It's institewtional rayucism! 

[wykikitoon 23921]

This proved to be canny eh?

[Craig 7555]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

This proved to be canny eh?

Well there's something you don't see every day ... a league where Arsenal don't finish second.

[London 92]

 

Longkrafth 

[Andrew 5594]

Smallest time football blather possible.

I have broken out my boots one more time! First matches in 7 years yesterday and today.

I am in an unreasonable amount of pain.

[wykikitoon 23921]

Good lad, did you win at least to ease some of the pain?

[Andrew 5594]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Good lad, did you win at least to ease some of the pain?

No , we got absolutely murdered in both games.

tbf both were against last years league winners due to a scheduling issue and we're now being split into divisions so we're going in the "aw, they're doing their best" division while they go in the proper one.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4426]

16 minutes ago, Andrew said:

Smallest time football blather possible.

I have broken out my boots one more time! First matches in 7 years yesterday and today.

I am in an unreasonable amount of pain.

[Howmanheyman 38170]

https://bsky.app/profile/azzurri1878.bsky.social/post/3loqih73sbk2f

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7996]

Xabi Alonso replacing Ancelotti at Real Madrid. Spurs and Man Utd will be fighting over Ancelotti I reckon 

[Toonpack 12248]

23 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Xabi Alonso replacing Ancelotti at Real Madrid. Spurs and Man Utd will be fighting over Ancelotti I reckon 

He's taking over Brazil isn't he ??

[RobElliott 2046]

On 08/05/2025 at 17:18, London said:

 

Longkrafth 

 

They all look the same...

[Andrew 5594]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

He's taking over Brazil isn't he ??

 

Almost certainly, although there are some timing/contract issues