Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Craig 7561]

6 minutes ago, Tom said:

My mate was part of the police presence at Trafalgar Sq that day, they collared the bloke from the pool because he couldn’t walk after straight the fall and they needed to get him medical attention. 
 

His father started trying to fight the police and the rest of the fans were launching bottles & cans at them. 

 

You can't educate pork.

[Gemmill 52953]

47 minutes ago, Tom said:

My mate was part of the police presence at Trafalgar Sq that day, they collared the bloke from the pool because he couldn’t walk after straight the fall and they needed to get him medical attention. 
 

His father started trying to fight the police and the rest of the fans were launching bottles & cans at them. 

 

 

"Ere man! Less 'im alairn, ey's aalwuz walked like that!" 

[ewerk 34398]

47 minutes ago, Tom said:

My mate was part of the police presence at Trafalgar Sq that day

Have you been to as many of the Policeman’s’ Balls as Toonpack?

[Gemmill 52953]

Mackems being victimised by the magstabulary itt. 

[Gemmill 52953]

It's institewtional rayucism! 

[wykikitoon 23926]

This proved to be canny eh?

[Craig 7561]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

This proved to be canny eh?

Well there's something you don't see every day ... a league where Arsenal don't finish second.

[London 94]

 

Longkrafth 

[Andrew 5597]

Smallest time football blather possible.

I have broken out my boots one more time! First matches in 7 years yesterday and today.

I am in an unreasonable amount of pain.

[wykikitoon 23926]

Good lad, did you win at least to ease some of the pain?

[Andrew 5597]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Good lad, did you win at least to ease some of the pain?

No , we got absolutely murdered in both games.

tbf both were against last years league winners due to a scheduling issue and we're now being split into divisions so we're going in the "aw, they're doing their best" division while they go in the proper one.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4427]

16 minutes ago, Andrew said:

Smallest time football blather possible.

I have broken out my boots one more time! First matches in 7 years yesterday and today.

I am in an unreasonable amount of pain.

[Howmanheyman 38175]

https://bsky.app/profile/azzurri1878.bsky.social/post/3loqih73sbk2f

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7996]

Xabi Alonso replacing Ancelotti at Real Madrid. Spurs and Man Utd will be fighting over Ancelotti I reckon 

[Toonpack 12250]

23 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Xabi Alonso replacing Ancelotti at Real Madrid. Spurs and Man Utd will be fighting over Ancelotti I reckon 

He's taking over Brazil isn't he ??

[RobElliott 2049]

On 08/05/2025 at 17:18, London said:

 

Longkrafth 

 

They all look the same...

[Andrew 5597]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

He's taking over Brazil isn't he ??

 

Almost certainly, although there are some timing/contract issues

[OTF 8793]

On 09/05/2025 at 02:18, London said:

 

Longkrafth 

 

On the English one, after this season if he wasn't a club trained player we'd be looking to move him on. This could be both good and bad for Longstaff himself as I think he would be a very good starting option for a newly promoted side and here he is only going to get significant minutes in an injury crisis or in the odd cup game.

[RobinRobin 13020]

16 hours ago, Andrew said:

No , we got absolutely murdered in both games.

tbf both were against last years league winners due to a scheduling issue and we're now being split into divisions so we're going in the "aw, they're doing their best" division while they go in the proper one.

Always sensible to get murdered during the grading process. End up in a lower division where you can shine. 

Or not. 🙂