Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Rayvin 6680]

Amorim has yelled at Garnacho at training in front of the entire squad, and told him to find a new club Meanwhile Fernandes is apparently open to moving to Saudi.

[Andrew 5784]

Woken up to a load of deleted messages in my football group chat with mates from home.

Apparently our resident liverpool fan has had a HUGE rant about Alexander-Arnold leaving liverpool and has deleted them in embarrassment when he was informed that not only does no one else in the group give a shit but that practically every non-liverpool fan in the country thinks they're being a bunch of twats by having such a problem with him leaving.

 

football is brilliant.

[Gemmill 53764]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15423]

Hope he does a Connor McGregor with it. He’d go up in my estimations

[Gemmill 53764]

I hope it's like Rocky at the end of Rocky 4.

[Sonatine 12498]

Needs to stride up to the Stretford End like this.

 

 

 

 

[Sonatine 12498]

48 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

I thought that was a piss take, but joyously it's not 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cqj7y9q9g04o

[Toonpack 12514]

36 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Hope he does a Connor McGregor with it. He’d go up in my estimations

 

Committing rape would be a bit much tbh.

[Sonatine 12498]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJ34y19gzjg/?igsh=MWxpNWJjZDE0d2M1NA%3D%3D

[Monkeys Fist 46989]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

 

Committing rape would be a bit much tbh.

On this seasons form, he’d get his pants halfway down, trip over, smash his teeth out, then blackout until Plod turned up. 

[Monkeys Fist 46989]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

 

I thought that was a piss take, but joyously it's not 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cqj7y9q9g04o

My guess is that he’s had it, and is going to publicly slag the fuck out of everyone who’s pissed him off, resign, mic drop, then stride off out of there. 
 

 

Because, if not, and he’s actually going to apologise, this is the funniest thing about The Cunts in a season filled with comic moments. 

[ewerk 34842]

‘I’m sorry, truly sorry that… you all support such a shite football team! Muhahahaha’ *mic drop*

[Howmanheyman 38536]

6 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

Sky made a thing about this and how 'United have a big part to play in the race for the CL football'

 

Talk about creative Man United content. 

[RobinRobin 13117]

[Kid Dynamite 8096]

It's a shame there wasn't a player cam on Emery yesterday. I'd happily have watched 90mins of him running up and down the touch line doing an angry Irish jig  

[wykikitoon 24225]

Salah showing us what we all know 

[wykikitoon 24225]

[PaddockLad 20123]

Just watched MOTD. The tribute to Lineker was class, made me remember that Lineker roomed with Shilton in the  England squad until Shilts retired in 1990. Every single morning Lineker made him a cup of tea because Shilton was Leicester’s goalie when Lineker’s dad first took him to Filbert Street  

[Gemmill 53764]

Aye, canny impressive to have two very successful careers right at the top of your field. You could say he's onto a third with his podcast empire, but it's still broadcasting really. 

 

Wonder if someone else will snap him up for the World Cup. 

 

I think the three that are coming in to replace him are decent enough.

[PaddockLad 20123]

Would  ITV jettison Pougatch? (he’s capable but dull iyam) or maybe use them both?…  maybe one of the US broadcasters might get him..

[Ayatollah Hermione 15423]

Could have seen Lineker doing Amazon’s coverage but not sure they have any football going forward? 

[Kid Dynamite 8096]

Sky are showing 80% of all games next season. Wouldn't be surprised if they chuck a big contract at Lineker. Neville and Carragher can't do them all

[Andrew 5784]

I could see him taking next season off then popping up somewhere for the world cup. That was his plan anyway iirc.

 

Hes 64 so he might just call it a day with tv

[Tom 14480]

6 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Aye, canny impressive to have two very successful careers right at the top of your field. You could say he's onto a third with his podcast empire, but it's still broadcasting really. 

 

Wonder if someone else will snap him up for the World Cup. 

 

I think the three that are coming in to replace him are decent enough.

I think he’s been a big investor in Goalhanger Podcasts for a long while before he got involved himself.

 

There’s a few very popular podcasts on there.

 

I’m sure he’ll be back on TV soon too.

[wykikitoon 24225]

18 minutes ago, Tom said:

I think he’s been a big investor in Goalhanger Podcasts for a long while before he got involved himself.

 

There’s a few very popular podcasts on there.

 

I’m sure he’ll be back on TV soon too.

Aye I read about that. They run rest is politics poddy too. 

 

I think Andrew is right. He has his poddy so will continue on that but won't rush into anything. He doesn't need to.