wykikitoon 28542 Posted October 24 Share Posted October 24 11 minutes ago, Woltemagic said: Leeds beating West Ham 2-0. West Ham are toast. Ciggy assist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39233 Posted October 24 Share Posted October 24 21 minutes ago, Woltemagic said: Im Quite new to this forum but the last few pages have freaked me out a little. Am I in the right place. It’s a football forum right. Not an underground dark web place for shenanigans? HWTL In between all the bumming each other we try to get up to a little shenanigans. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14503 Posted October 25 Share Posted October 25 6 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Ciggy assist Did he scuff his shot? 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22498 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQPaQvYjAWD/?igsh=MXd1ZzhzZnQxN2k5Mw== 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22498 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 Does anyone get this sort of vibe from this preening fuckin ponce?.... 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13479 Posted October 26 Author Share Posted October 26 1 minute ago, PaddockLad said: Does anyone get this sort of vibe from this preening fuckin ponce?.... More like this for me 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39233 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63200 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 Said it before but he looks like when they find some medieval bones buried in a swamp and they do a facial reconstruction. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22498 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 11 minutes ago, Sonatine said: More like this for me Who the fuck is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 8362 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 Garnacho easily has one of the most punchable faces in football 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13479 Posted October 26 Author Share Posted October 26 4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Who the fuck is that? Klaus Kinski, crackpot German actor. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13479 Posted October 26 Author Share Posted October 26 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Said it before but he looks like when they find some medieval bones buried in a swamp and they do a facial reconstruction. Bog bodies 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43933 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 1 hour ago, Sonatine said: Bog bodies Sky sports on in the background of Casa Bog..... Bogman: "I'm knackered after a hard day of pagan rituals, think I'll have forty winks near this peat bog. Give me a shout when they've stopped talking about Liverhovel. Make sure I don't drift off and drown in the shallow water." 1800 years later.... Archeologist: "He's obviously been part of a pagan sacrifice to appease some kind of vengeful god possibly the god pogmol, the god of VAR." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 4598 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said: Does anyone get this sort of vibe from this preening fuckin ponce?.... who the fuck are either of those ponces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22498 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 12 minutes ago, Dougle said: who the fuck are either of those ponces? Harsh on Gemmill and Wykiki that mate.... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 4598 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5yd9prgvnmo cracking name for a club 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50743 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 8 hours ago, Sonatine said: Klaus Kinski, crackpot German actor and incestous paedo. Fyp. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9340 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 29 minutes ago, Dougle said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5yd9prgvnmo cracking name for a club In his 32nd season in football and has played 1075 games. Decent effort! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42149 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 Playing at 50 at that level is unbelievable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 4598 Posted October 27 Share Posted October 27 I have just been talking to ChatGPT to fill in some time before a trip to thehospital with Mrs D and it has come up with some real footballers names, some of which have cracked my back off. Stefan Kuntz (Germany) – still unbeatable, really. Ralph Minge (East Germany) – you couldn’t make it up. Danny Shittu (Nigeria) – immovable object, unfortunate surname. Bernd Bangerter (Switzerland) – sounds like a Benny Hill sketch. Nicky Butt (England) – a solid, dependable name that somehow still makes you grin. Norman Conquest (Australia) – goalkeeper, war hero name energy. Dean Windass (England) – the man, the legend, the surname. Paul Dickov (Scotland) – commentator’s minefield. Mickey Kuntz (USA, lower leagues) – the rare combo sequel no one asked for. Johnny Moustache (Seychelles) – actual name; actual national team player! Rod Fanni (France) – ex-Marseille, utterly professional despite endless chuckles. Anil Koc (Belgium-Turkey) – every commentator’s nightmare. Danger Fourpence (Zimbabwe) – what a name! It sounds like an Indiana Jones villain and a punk bassist. Nimrod Nugget (Zambia, 1970s) – the alliteration is pure poetry. Arsène Wenger (France) – dignified man, but still sounds like something you might whisper apologetically. Yaya Banana (Cameroon) – and his cousin, Banana Yaya, has apparently been claimed by myth. Peter Løvenkrands (Denmark/Newcastle United) – to Geordie ears, “lovin’ crands” has a certain charm. Rene Bollocks (Germany, regional leagues) – almost too on the nose. Wolfgang Wolf (Germany) – became manager of VfL Wolfsburg. Wolf managing Wolfsburg! Marvelous Nakamba (Zimbabwe) – and he is! Aston Villa’s gift to nominative determinism. Have-A-Look Dube (Zimbabwe) – possibly the best ever. You can’t not smile. Winner Ford (Trinidad & Tobago) – imagine the confidence. Cerezo Fung-a-Wing (Suriname) – a lyrical masterpiece. Jesus Isn’t Lord (Nigeria, non-league) – real name, briefly on registration sheets; caused chaos. Aye some are shite but fucking Norman Qonquest an Danger Fourpence. Superb 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50743 Posted October 27 Share Posted October 27 Loved a phaal. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50743 Posted October 27 Share Posted October 27 Also, our very own … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 4598 Posted October 27 Share Posted October 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50743 Posted October 27 Share Posted October 27 18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Also, our very own … Just to add that I’d forgotten just how much of a fivehead* Brian had. * that’s a forehead, but bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4949 Posted October 27 Share Posted October 27 11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Just to add that I’d forgotten just how much of a fivehead* Brian had. * that’s a forehead, but bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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