Alex 42142 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Wanker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50683 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Not a bus wanker, though. A van wanker. (why is an ex-footballer driving a van?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13464 Posted December 18, 2019 Author Share Posted December 18, 2019 More arm room for wanking in a van maybe? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50683 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 “Maybe”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39196 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Wank van man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43887 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 (edited) 48 minutes ago, Sonatine said: "This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help." Next time I need some help with something I'm going to have a wank in front of Penelope Cruz. I'm sure she'll understand? Edited December 18, 2019 by Howmanheyman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Next time I need some help with something I'm going to have a wank in front of Penelope Cruz. I'm sure she'll understand? Erm, there's a queue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39196 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 (edited) You must’ve been to some well mannered bukkake parties. Edited December 18, 2019 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50683 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I knew a blind lass who was the most mild-mannered, shy, and reserved person imaginable, but, out of the blue, she threw a bukkake party and invited over 20 total strangers. She still doesn’t know what came over her. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 9 hours ago, ewerk said: You must’ve been to some well mannered bukkake parties. There are unwritten rules. Like having good catering, nice lighting and that if it's anyone's birthday, they get to chuck their muck first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Interesting concept, certainly. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-50849900 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50683 Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 34 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: Interesting concept, certainly. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-50849900 The mackems are building one in pennywell, for when they get kicked out of the SoS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/9da4257e-5e75-4aac-9b01-915331b268ae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28516 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50893279 Oh the fucking balls from the cunts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 5297 Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Fucking Pardew's conned another set of poor cunts into giving him a job I see - Den Haag in the Netherlands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39196 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 😂😂😂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43887 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Just now, ewerk said: 😂😂😂 His face saying, 'Look, do we have to do a video? We're no kidding anyone, here'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39196 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 ‘Oh fuck, it’s me again’. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Fucking hell, what an utter shite appointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43887 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 "...... Introducing......David Moe, I mean Moyes as our old, I mean, new manager at West Ham United....." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42142 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 31 minutes ago, ewerk said: 😂😂😂 Not as pleased as I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26330 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 The Moyesiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 11892 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 They are going to appoint Big Sam before the end of the season... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 8351 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Apologies if this has been mentioned elsewhere, but Pardew has a new job as manager of ADO Den Haag. Struggling Dutch side. On an initial deal until the end of the season since his star has fallen so far that even previously unheard of Dutch teams won't give him a long term deal. The king is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I think we've heard of them because we signed Krul off them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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