Dr Gloom 19821 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Fish said: When you're in a club/bar, scoop some coke onto your key, lift to nose, snort, job done. Means you don't have to use grimy surfaces or roll up notes or owt. credit card innit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Just now, Tom said: Can as in what exactly? Beer, lager, gin, whatever floats your moppy boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Just now, Dr Gloom said: credit card innit Whatever you fancy, just dead easy with a key, innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 I use ring pulls as a roach so you need to be more specific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13843 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 1 minute ago, The Fish said: Beer, lager, gin, whatever floats your moppy boat. Got myself a key instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tom said: Can as in what exactly? You open the can with a key obviously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Just now, Tom said: Got myself a key instead Lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13843 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Just now, Park Life said: You open the can with a key obviously! I used a £20 note rolled up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19821 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 come to daddy, you bong eyed beauty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 When I was at uni I used to regularly stab myself with my door key doing the fish method. Had many a nose bleed because of it and obviously looked mental anyway chewing me jaw off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 I have honestly never heard of anyone using a key for the key. I used to wear a golden spoon around me neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Park Life said: I have honestly never heard of anyone using a key for the key. I used to wear a golden spoon around me neck. Cruel Intentions style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 That's it baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19821 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 always fancied one of those things but who needs one when you've got a key? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 .........and a Chubb on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 I looked into getting something with its own spoon/key but could never find anything I liked the look of. Now I'm a straight edged saint I obviously have no use for one, other than for doors and Cocopops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Not done it in years and it was only on reflection that choosing to use a much used door key wasn't much an improvement in the grimy stakes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4218 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Takeovers fallen through lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16631 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, Park Life said: .........and a Chubb on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Rub the heroin directly on to the gums and then hide the body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Andrew said: Takeovers fallen through lads. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19821 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Fish it would have been much easier if you'd just asked for a dab instead of a key. I mean ffs, who snorts mandy anyway? Fwiw I find the reverse side of a kebab shop white fork a much better sniffing utensil than a key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4218 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Fish said: ? Thats how stupid this conversation is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Aye, the standard of conversation has really taken a turn for the worse since you posted a picture of a key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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