Monkeys Fist 38765 Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Aye, a mate asked me what it’s like and I said imagine a cross between a building site and a prison, that stinks of oil, then fill it full of cunts who want to talk to you about how much money they’re on… all the fucking time Other than that, they’re ok. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 I remember doing my bosiet training and that and looking around the room and thinking every fucker here looks like they have done a 5 stretch for dealing. And they might be on the same rig as me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38765 Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Teeside riggers? At least half of them probably did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Teeside riggers? At least half of them probably did. Exactly. “Here go onto this rig and look after safety and major emergency management right, these lads here are who you will be explaining things to”. Nah you’re alright 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34463 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Maybe it was just me, but I was always very aware of where my escape route was, wherever I was, on whichever rig. Coward.[/essembee] 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 On 31/12/2021 at 21:28, wykikitoon said: Don't look up. More like don't watch. Turned it off after 40mins its fucking shite I liked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 On 04/01/2022 at 13:19, Monkeys Fist said: I’m taking Fist Jnr. to see Spidrman; Too Far From Homecoming To Come Home, I’ll let you know if it’s anything other than the standard formulaic cack. Going to the Everyman though, so I can at least have a beer whilst enduring it. i enjoyed the first two in this latest reboot series but this latest one was turbo wank. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38765 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Aye, it was. Nice to see the piss taking amongst the “other” spiderlads , but took way too long to get there. If you’re going to see a Spiderman film, you want to see Spiderman, thwipping about kicking fuck out of the baddies- not some fucking teenage angst bollocks for an hour before the suit even shows up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 (edited) Snowpiercer What a shower of shit. 🧒 🧒 🌏 🐻❄️ Edited January 30, 2022 by Christmas Tree 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38765 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 For anyone who hasn’t seen it, the words you’re looking for are… SPOILERS, CUNT! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 25 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: For anyone who hasn’t seen it, the words you’re looking for are… SPOILERS, CUNT! Sorry fixed it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 19 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Piper Alpha. Fucking terrible series of fuck ups. The poor blokes in the accommodation block… Jesus All set in motion because of a piece of paper. Terrible also that even after 2 explosions, there was still a 19 minute gap before the big one. Time in which you would have thought it could be evacuated. (With all the boats present). I used to be hooked on “seconds from disaster” years ago. Good series the way they break it all down. Horrible the dilemma in that canteen between following advice and staying put or trying to make your own way out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 The Courier (Benedict Cumberbatch) Nice little unusual spy drama set in the backdrop to the Cuba missile crisis. Not full of action or cat and mouse but a fascinating true story, told well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17778 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Jesus All set in motion because of a piece of paper. Terrible also that even after 2 explosions, there was still a 19 minute gap before the big one. Time in which you would have thought it could be evacuated. (With all the boats present). I used to be hooked on “seconds from disaster” years ago. Good series the way they break it all down. Horrible the dilemma in that canteen between following advice and staying put or trying to make your own way out. Me too. Seconds from disaster was normally airplanes crashing wasn't it, or that might have been a different program? I've seen this one anyway. Banged up abroad was class as well. I used to like to vicariously live the life of a drug mule passing through customs. Didn't enjoy vicariously being bummed in a foreign prison so much mind. Edited January 30, 2022 by Renton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2767 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Got a pass for a screening tonight of Jackass Forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38765 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Are they still at it? Didn’t one of them kill himself and his mate drunk driving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2767 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Are they still at it? Didn’t one of them kill himself and his mate drunk driving? Aye. On 20/06/2011 at 15:44, Monkeys Fist said: Wasn't Wee Man....... they'd know On 21/06/2011 at 15:23, Monkeys Fist said: Roasted In Porsche ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Jackass 4 - One trillion stars. The men are geniuses of their craft. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17778 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 In case anyone doesn't know, Boiling Point with Stephen Graham is already on Netflix. It's a one shot film 1 1/2 hours in length. Besides this fact it's okay, but knowing how it was made makes it a technical masterpiece, if nothing else. Has Stephen Graham ever done anything duff in his career? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 11 minutes ago, Renton said: In case anyone doesn't know, Boiling Point with Stephen Graham is already on Netflix. It's a one shot film 1 1/2 hours in length. Besides this fact it's okay, but knowing how it was made makes it a technical masterpiece, if nothing else. Has Stephen Graham ever done anything duff in his career? watched it the other night. boiling point was a good choice of title - i loved how frenetic it is. never lets up for the entire 90 minutes - brilliantly choreographed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5908 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Studio 666. Reasonable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3603 Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 The Many Saints of Newark. Utter Gash Boiling Point. Can't say I enjoyed it because it made me feel like I was having a panic attack. I've worked in a kitchen and it captured the tension and atmosphere perfectly. Magnificent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 Moonfall lol/10 This didn’t pass my test as I virtually never watch anything rated below a 6/10 on IMDB. But wife is away, my tea was ready so I chucked it on. It’s one of those films you shouldn’t put on in the first place but even if you do, you know you should turn it off pretty soon after. Its amazing in this day and age that something so bad can pass all the tick boxes that allows a film to go forward. Terrible script, acting, plot… Everything. Avoid 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9228 Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 6 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Moonfall lol/10 This didn’t pass my test as I virtually never watch anything rated below a 6/10 on IMDB. But wife is away, my tea was ready so I chucked it on. It’s one of those films you shouldn’t put on in the first place but even if you do, you know you should turn it off pretty soon after. Its amazing in this day and age that something so bad can pass all the tick boxes that allows a film to go forward. Terrible script, acting, plot… Everything. Avoid I thought Barry Norman was dead 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17778 Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 17 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Moonfall lol/10 This didn’t pass my test as I virtually never watch anything rated below a 6/10 on IMDB. But wife is away, my tea was ready so I chucked it on. It’s one of those films you shouldn’t put on in the first place but even if you do, you know you should turn it off pretty soon after. Its amazing in this day and age that something so bad can pass all the tick boxes that allows a film to go forward. Terrible script, acting, plot… Everything. Avoid I'll give it a go then. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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