Gemmill 63312 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 Just now, Alex said: That parsimonious Yorkshire spirit strikes again Guaranteed he's currently trying to get his deposit back. No one is more annoyed than him that the organiser is currently not getting a mobiles signal. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 Am I right in thinking it’s just a box with no water supply, food rations or even a bog? So, on the unlikely event they’ve survived at all would they not just have died of thirst before the air ran out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 11 minutes ago, Alex said: Am I right in thinking it’s just a box with no water supply, food rations or even a bog? So, on the unlikely event they’ve survived at all would they not just have died of thirst before the air ran out? Imagine if they die of ingesting shit. They're fucked lets be honest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 Just now, wykikitoon said: Imagine if they die of ingesting shit. They're fucked lets be honest. I bet they leave that out the Netflix series 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 If not dead already (because the thing imploded) they are absolutely going to die in 48 hours max, as they run out of oxygen, because there is no way a) it'll be found or b) it can be raised if it's own buoyancy is fucked. That's not the worst of it though, for the poor (rich) fuckers, they'll be suffering mood swings !!!!!!!!!! Fucking mood swings 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9911 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 Im hoping for a giant squid involvement but most likely the batteries on the Logitech game controller weren't charged beforehand. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 (edited) @wykikitoon You'll be pleased to hear it had a bog (right in front of the viewing window/porthole). Edited June 21, 2023 by Toonpack 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 I hope they had cyanide pills. Or cowies, at least. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 36 minutes ago, Toonpack said: @wykikitoon You'll be pleased to hear it had a bog (right in front of the viewing window/porthole). The ability to lay a cable while looking out the window at the Titanic. What a world we live in. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 46 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: Im hoping for a giant squid involvement but most likely the batteries on the Logitech game controller weren't charged beforehand. Just reminded me of the old Batman series. Batman and Robin were tied to a buoy and The Penguin had fired torpedoes at them. They were saved by the selfless act of a passing dolphin who took the bullet for them, so to speak. Except the budget didn’t stretch to it. So one minute they’re strapped to the buoy. Then the next they’re getting away on a speedboat with Batman and Robin having to explain what happened for the benefit of the viewers 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 They are having a sing song to keep their spirits up: We're going to die in a homemade submarine a homemade submarine a homemade submarine 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 7 minutes ago, Alex said: Just reminded me of the old Batman series. Batman and Robin were tied to a buoy and The Penguin had fired torpedoes at them. They were saved by the selfless act of a passing dolphin who took the bullet for them, so to speak. Except the budget didn’t stretch to it. So one minute they’re strapped to the buoy. Then the next they’re getting away on a speedboat with Batman and Robin having to explain what happened for the benefit of the viewers Absolutely brilliant show 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Absolutely brilliant show I used to absolutely love it like. I knew it was silly even as a kid but it was all tongue firmly in cheek. I remember going to see the Michael Keaton film at the metro centre and thinking it was shite in comparison. A view which has stood the test of time tbf 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14299 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 3 hours ago, Alex said: Am I right in thinking it’s just a box with no water supply, food rations or even a bog? So, on the unlikely event they’ve survived at all would they not just have died of thirst before the air ran out? there's always the seats..... oceangate titan, made in sunderland. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 19 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: there's always the seats..... ershengayut teytan, made in sunderland. MYP It doesn't even have seats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13497 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 40 minutes ago, Alex said: Just reminded me of the old Batman series. Batman and Robin were tied to a buoy and The Penguin had fired torpedoes at them. They were saved by the selfless act of a passing dolphin who took the bullet for them, so to speak. Except the budget didn’t stretch to it. So one minute they’re strapped to the buoy. Then the next they’re getting away on a speedboat with Batman and Robin having to explain what happened for the benefit of the viewers It was a porpoise iirc, and yes, I am ashamed I remembered that 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sonatine said: It was a porpoise iirc, and yes, I am ashamed I remembered that That rings a bell. “The almost human porpoise…” or something like that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 I looked it up. It’s from the 1966 film based on the tv series. The shit you remember 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 So it swam in front of the torpedo on porpoise 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 One for RobinRobin's collection 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14299 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 26 minutes ago, Toonpack said: MYP It doesn't even have seats I must admit I've got a mild fascination with the titanic, watched a couple of movies, a few documentaries on the subject, read a couple of books, like kate winslet's tits etc .... not sure I'd pay £250k ro sit in a metal bog roll tube though. bad taste jokes aside, it's a grim way to depart this mortal coil. although it could be argued that the ultimate tribute to your obsession is to join them on the seabed forevermore. but nah. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said: I must admit I've got a mild fascination with the titanic, watched a couple of movies, a few documentaries on the subject, read a couple of books, like kate winslet's tits etc .... not sure I'd pay £250k ro sit in a metal bog roll tube though. bad taste jokes aside, it's a grim way to depart this mortal coil. although it could be argued that the ultimate tribute to your obsession is to join them on the seabed forevermore. but nah. Mate of Dan’s who we’ve stayed in touch with (a Mackem) is utterly obsessed with the Titanic, any exhibition etc. he’s there, I thought it was a Mackem thing tbh, is there something you want to tell us ? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14299 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Mate of Dan’s who we’ve stayed in touch with (a Mackem) is utterly obsessed with the Titanic, any exhibition etc. he’s there, I thought it was a Mackem thing tbh, is there something you want to tell us ? yer can fuck off. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14299 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 I like kate winslet's tits the most. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 4 hours ago, trophyshy said: Or cowies, at least This is your approach for the sister-in-law threesome tbh. Chuck in a pack of Gauloise and hop on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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