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32 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Him and his mate, both obsessed with Chess, were sat in the lobby of a hotel, trying to outdo each other last Christmas 
 

The manager threw them out saying,

” Sorry, no chess nuts boasting in an open foyer”. 

 

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Him and his mate, both obsessed with Chess, were sat in the lobby of a hotel, trying to outdo each other last Christmas 
 

The manager threw them out saying,

” Sorry, no chess nuts boasting in an open foyer”. 


Foyers never close marra.  

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3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Him and his mate, both obsessed with Chess, were sat in the lobby of a hotel, trying to outdo each other last Christmas 
 

The manager threw them out saying,

” Sorry, no chess nuts boasting in an open foyer”. 

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5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Carlton or Collingwood? 

Need to see if he has any teeth before we can rule out Collingwood.

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8 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Need to see if he has any teeth before we can rule out Collingwood.

If he's got a meth habit he's most likely from Geelong but just tells people he's from Melbourne.

 

BTW @Monkeys Fist there's still a few other teams in Melbourne that play that ridiculous fucking game.

Hawthorn, Western Bulldogs aka Fitzroy (I had a mate who supported them and literally died of a heart attack after they finally won a trophy after 50 years), St Kilda, Essendon, Melbourne, North Melbourne and Richmond.

It's such a provincal game that 10/18 team in a national league come from one city with just 5 million people, fucking stupid.

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I’ve pitched a “Super Sat’da” competitive giant leek growing league to Sky , with teams made up of the various different allotment associations in Eshinton and Bairdlintin. 
 

They told me never to contact them again. 

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14 hours ago, sammynb said:

If he's got a meth habit he's most likely from Geelong but just tells people he's from Melbourne.

 

BTW @Monkeys Fist there's still a few other teams in Melbourne that play that ridiculous fucking game.

Hawthorn, Western Bulldogs aka Fitzroy (I had a mate who supported them and literally died of a heart attack after they finally won a trophy after 50 years), St Kilda, Essendon, Melbourne, North Melbourne and Richmond.

It's such a provincal game that 10/18 team in a national league come from one city with just 5 million people, fucking stupid.

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That international rules or whatever it’s called where they combine Aussie Rules and Gaelic Football btw. Does that still exist? What a parcel that is 

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13 hours ago, ewerk said:

Nah, a lot of people over here lost interest in it so it hasn't been on for a few years now.

Think the Irish got sick of the Aussies kicking shit out of them 

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