Coronavirus

[Blastronaut 1419]

If it makes anyone feel any better I've had a gammy knee for a good fortnight after trying to take the recycling out pissed when the roads were like an ice rink. Miraculously didnae break any of the glass, muscle memory must've kicked in. 

[Monkeys Fist 47318]

32 minutes ago, Blastronaut said:

If it makes anyone feel any better I've had a gammy knee for a good fortnight after trying to take the recycling out pished when the roads were like an ice rink. Miraculously didnae break any of the glass, muscle memory must've kicked in. 

Scotsman’d that fae ye. 😉

[Gemmill 53989]

 

 

Lads... 

 

 

[Meenzer 17075]

But you'll only be 50% gay until you get a second jab.

[Blastronaut 1419]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Lads... 

 

 

 

The gambler in me would want to bet that any messiah worth his salt would surely sook a few cocks to save mankind. 

[Monkeys Fist 47318]

13 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

50% gay

Just the tip, then? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15542]

Raab has refused to promise that people with the first jab will get the second one  Here we fucking go again with the Tory Incompetence Train

[ewerk 35105]

Has every government minister been sent a union flag on a stick for TV interviews?

Edited January 17, 2021 by ewerk

[Gemmill 53989]

Aye I spotted that too. Zahawi had one, then Shapps. I think Gavin the feeb has one too. 

[ewerk 35105]

Aye but you know he’s had one planted in his living room for years now.

[Renton 25160]

2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Raab has refused to promise that people with the first jab will get the second one  Here we fucking go again with the Tory Incompetence Train

 

My colleague predicted this would happen. There are fucking huge ethical issues regarding consent with this. 

[PaddockLad 20295]

10 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

My colleague predicted this would happen. There are fucking huge ethical issues regarding consent with this. 

If the second jab isn’t done within 12 weeks does it render the first jab less effective or does it make it redundant?
 

Sorry for all these questions., I’ve only got an O grade in biology ...

[Renton 25160]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

If the second jab isn’t done within 12 weeks does it render the first jab less effective or does it make it redundant?
 

Sorry for all these questions., I’ve only got an O grade in biology ...

 

Nobody knows mate. I'm fairly sure virologist and immunologists will have a very good idea but there's no empirical evidence past 4 weeks for the Pfizer jab (think there is a bit more evidence for the AZ one). The government is predictably fucking this up. (I would think you would be okay having the virus and a jab though). 

[NJS 4827]

Best hope is that the Jansen vaccine turns out to effective as that's a single shot one. 

 

Last I read trial results due at the end of this month. 

[RobinRobin 13290]

14 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

If the second jab isn’t done within 12 weeks does it render the first jab less effective or does it make it redundant?
 

Sorry for all these questions., I’ve only got an O grade in biology ...

I suppose the main issue is that the drug companies have got licensed to give the vaccines on the basis of testing, which indicates two jabs spaced out, not on the basis of "oh fuck, who knows, it'll work won't it".

[RobinRobin 13290]

On 16/01/2021 at 19:35, Renton said:

 

I was so happy being protected yesterday I went skipping down Jesmond Dene in celebration. Slipped on black ice and went arse over tit, banged my head and was mildly concussed. Nearly broke my neck, was thinking it would be quite an ironic way to die. Waking up this morning I'm aching all over and have mild whiplash in my neck. Life is an absolute shit show at the minute. 🤬

Sorry, couldn't resist 

[Kid Dynamite 8174]

On 16/01/2021 at 22:33, Monkeys Fist said:

Just the tip, then? 

I feel sorry for your missus if 50% of your cock is the tip 😂

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Sounds like somebody has prematurely mocked the kamagras 

[Renton 25160]

2 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I feel sorry for your missus if 50% of your cock is the tip 😂

 

I knew it! It all makes  sense now. MF is CT's alter ego.

 

[Alex 38599]

9 hours ago, Renton said:

 

I knew it! It all makes  sense now. MF is CT's alter ego.

 

Nah, even his lass isn’t that good at faking it

[Renton 25160]

So, according to the Guardian, schools will reopen on a region by region basis. With London opening up first.

 

So, the RVI is now actually treating London based covid patients as they are out of capacity  (and so are we now with critical cancer operations being cancelled so we can take in these patients, inevitablyleading to premature deaths) and yet again the capital will unlock first? I can only assume this is a piss take. 

[Monkeys Fist 47318]

So, sacrifice a few northerners to get the Capital up and running again? 
 

How perfectly Tory. 

[Renton 25160]

Also in the same briefing no priority vaccination for teachers. Sorry Gemmill. 

Edited January 19, 2021 by Renton

[Meenzer 17075]

9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

So, sacrifice a few northerners to get the Capital up and running again? 
 

How perfectly Tory. 

 

Sacrificing plenty of Londoners too by letting the little plague rats mingle again though. In an unprecedented move for this government, it's the worst of both worlds.

[Monkeys Fist 47318]

10 minutes ago, Renton said:

So, according to the Guardian, schools will reopen on a region by region basis. With London opening up first.

 

So, the RVI is now actually treating London based covid patients as they are out of capacity  (and so are we now with critical cancer operations being cancelled so we can take in these patients, inevitablyleading to premature deaths) and yet again the capital will unlock first? I can only assume this is a piss take. 

How are they getting them here- by ambulance presumably? 
So the crews, who’ll originate from London, are travelling 300 odd miles, with an infected person, and then dropping them here. 
I’d guess that they need a stay-over before returning, or a good break at the very least, presumably in a hotel. 

Isn’t this just spreading the virus around the country?