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The dignified cabbage’s 1000th game


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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

The match going fandango won't be able to believe their luck if we go from face like a smashed cinema seat Bruce to olive skinned Clark Kent. 

First they turn his son bisexual now this? It's the Liberal Elite Fascist Wokerati, yet again!

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"As the man who once sang 'head over heels' would say, 'Ah'd love it, absolutely love it' if Puke Edwards gets sitting next to me for the next match, the cockney shithouse. Ah was going to get Bruce's take on his sacking but Edwards tongue was so far wedged up the Daisy Hill points shy manager's arse ah couldn't get anywhere near him! Ah'm nee Carol Vorderman but if he sits next to me it's going to be Edwards jaw + Ryder knuckle = soup drinking for a week, lol! Poor kid, he came up and tried to get the fans onside but when ya comparing following Orient with following the toon army then there's only one man the punters are going to go with. It's like comparing Joelinton with Alan Shearer and guess who's big Al and which one's big Jow? Lol. Laters. "

 

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20 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Others, meanwhile, grew frustrated with Bruce instructing them from the touchline to, ‘run, run, run’, and as one player said, ’Run where?’.
 

Fucking hell :lol:

 

It’s pretty much on the money like. As Howay was saying earlier, rather than being someone out of his depth who gave it his best shot, he did as little as he could get away with. 

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

"As the man who once sang 'head over heels' would say, 'Ah'd love it, absolutely love it' if Puke Edwards gets sitting next to me for the next match, the cockney shithouse. Ah was going to get Bruce's take on his sacking but Edwards tongue was so far wedged up the Daisy Hill points shy manager's arse ah couldn't get anywhere near him! Ah'm nee Carol Vorderman but if he sits next to me it's going to be Edwards jaw + Ryder knuckle = soup drinking for a week, lol! Poor kid, he came up and tried to get the fans onside but when ya comparing following Orient with following the toon army then there's only one man the punters are going to go with. It's like comparing Joelinton with Alan Shearer and guess who's big Al and which one's big Jow? Lol. Laters. "

 

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He’s a parody of himself.

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