Teutonic scouse twats v Eddie & his hot rods

[Chaser 1055]

3 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

Even still we've had three very good opportunities.

3? Shelveys goal, which caught them off guard, ASM being greedy and the third escapes me. 45 minutes of high pressure doesn't bode well 2nd half. Eddie is going to have to pull out a rabbit in the 2nd half for a point. 

[Gemmill 34647]

Just now, toonotl said:

There's zero chance I could be a manager. I'd spend the entire half-time talk planning how to leave a bag of shit on Mike Dean's doorstep one at a time each day until Xmas. And then brainstorming with the lads trying to come up with some quirky 'Advent' themed name for our little scheme.

Aye, have you watched Bad Sport on Netflix? It's good if you haven't, and I can totally understand Moggi at Juventus locking the ref in a room after the match to give him some time to think about his decisions.

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12768]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

There's zero chance I could be a manager. I'd spend the entire half-time talk planning how to leave a bag of shit on Mike Dean's doorstep one at a time each day until Xmas. And then brainstorming with the lads trying to come up with some quirky 'Advent' themed name for our little scheme.

Aye, I would be paying a fine every week. Would be in the stands more than Sexy Steve McClaren as a result. Mind, outright abusing the refs on the touchline and calling them worse than shit in interviews worked for Ferguson

[Gemmill 34647]

Just now, Chaser said:

3? Shelveys goal, which caught them off guard, ASM being greedy and the third escapes me. 45 minutes of high pressure doesn't bode well 2nd half. Eddie is going to have to pull out a rabbit in the 2nd half for a point. 

I mean we're overwhelmingly unlikely to get a point. We always were. 

[wykikitoon 16741]

wireless said we should have had a pen?

[Andrew 4231]

Just now, Gemmill said:

I mean we're overwhelmingly unlikely to get a point. We always were. 

 

Aye, the scorelines respectable at this point, which is already more than I expected

[wykikitoon 16741]

3 minutes ago, Chaser said:

3? Shelveys goal, which caught them off guard, ASM being greedy and the third escapes me. 45 minutes of high pressure doesn't bode well 2nd half. Eddie is going to have to pull out a rabbit in the 2nd half for a point. 

I would take this result Tbh.  Would rather lose 1 in GD then get dry bummed chasing a goal.

[Andrew 4231]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

wireless said we should have had a pen?

Would've been very generous from what I saw (had a meeting at the same time so only caught it once) especially considering the ref and being away at liverpool

[Chaser 1055]

Just now, Gemmill said:

I mean we're overwhelmingly unlikely to get a point. We always were. 

It just fucks me off how far we are from them. It's like watching an FA cup game with some non league hopefuls. They get paid more a week than I do in a year yet they can't put a few passes together. It's fucking shambolic. 

[toonotl 2431]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Aye, have you watched Bad Sport on Netflix? It's good if you haven't, and I can totally understand Moggi at Juventus locking the ref in a room after the match to give him some time to think about his decisions.

 

Haha. Nah. I haven't. I'll have to give it a look.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

That’s the second game running where Shelvey has received ridiculous passes when he’s been in no position to receive them.

[Gemmill 34647]

Just now, toonotl said:

Haha. Nah. I haven't. I'll have to give it a look.

It's really good, the whole series is. Even the episode on fucking figure skating is alright. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

We actually look more organised on the edge of the box.We haven’t seen many defence splitting passes so far.

[wykikitoon 16741]

How many cards is Joe on now?

[toonotl 2431]

God man. That's a pen. lol. TOT is a dumbass.

[ewerk 26498]

That looked a pen for them imo.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

How many cards is Joe on now?

I think that’s his 5th

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Just now, toonotl said:

God man. That's a pen. lol. TOT is a dumbass.

No,our captain and leader

[OTF 6191]

11 minutes ago, Chaser said:

3? Shelveys goal, which caught them off guard, ASM being greedy and the third escapes me. 45 minutes of high pressure doesn't bode well 2nd half. Eddie is going to have to pull out a rabbit in the 2nd half for a point. 

 

ASM had a one on one shortly after their dodgy goal. Having to pull a rabbit out of the hat to get anything from this game is not a surprise.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12768]

I see the Liverpool players stopped and Dean quickly blew there, the fucking cunt

[OTF 6191]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

God man. That's a pen. lol. TOT is a dumbass.

 

Looked it in real time, though I think Dean's actually got it right (probably due to some base level guilt about playing on for their first goal) as there was heavier contact from their player before Lascelles came back. Still absolutely bone-headed from Lascelles.

[Isegrim 8876]

A knee injury does warrant to stop the game though

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

The baldy twat stopped play for that incident though,the baldy twat.

[OTF 6191]

I'm not even going to enjoy it if we get to the level where commentators and analysts are blowing smoke up our arse because we've been on the other end of it for so long.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12768]

Threatening to send Joelinton off  When does this baldy cunt retire?