Transfers, 2024-25 season

[Howmanheyman 38974]

16 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

With your knees knocking together moving at pace the poor cunt probably thought someone was machine gunning him.

 

So basically CT's wet dream? 

[ewerk 35000]

9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

So basically CT's wet dream? 

The knee knocks getting more rapid as he gets onto the vinegar strokes.

[Gemmill 53771]

This mockery is why I'm holding back the killer reveal from the call. I dropped the first nugget to see how you'd behave. You've only got yourselves to blame for what happens now. 

[Dr Gloom 24688]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

I dropped the first nugget to see how you'd behave. 

[ewerk 35000]

SPOILER ALERT! He’s been following Lee Ryder around the Walker Aldi.

[Gemmill 53771]

I said "well known local journalist". 

[Sonatine 12505]

24 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I said "well known local journalist". 

[Howmanheyman 38974]

42 minutes ago, ewerk said:

SPOILER ALERT! He’s been following Lee Ryder around the Walker Aldi.

 

I saw him at Benton Asda on the phone, couldn't make out what he was saying but didn't really think I missed anything seismic tbh.

 

14 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

Wide of the mark.

[Gemmill 53771]

We're after Leonardo Balerdi from Marseille according to Hope. 

 

And that man.... Is..... A CENTRE BACK. 

 

🚨🚨🚨DEFENSIVE PRIORITY KLAXON!! 🚨🚨🚨

[Isegrim 10929]

56 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I saw him at Benton Asda on the phone, couldn't make out what he was saying but didn't really think I missed anything seismic tbh.

 

 

Wide of the mark.

Couldn’t even push his trolley over the line, even though it was a Friday at 3pm

[Howmanheyman 38974]

16 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

Couldn’t even push his trolley over the line, even though it was a Friday at 3pm

 

Was probably just ordering a takeaway after the McDonalds at asda was temporarily shut for the afternoon.

[wykikitoon 24515]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

I cannot reveal my sources but I will reveal that I spotted him from a distance and shifted through the gears to full turbo-waddle to catch up with him in the hope that we were on a transfer business call. 

 

'Sorry Pet, Tha's gonna have to gan, there's some stoner cunt I can smell near me'

[Toonpack 12702]

56 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

We're after Leonardo Balerdi from Marseille according to Hope. 

 

And that man.... Is..... A CENTRE BACK. 

 

🚨🚨🚨DEFENSIVE PRIORITY KLAXON!! 🚨🚨🚨

 

[Christmas Tree 5605]

On 30/06/2025 at 13:30, Gemmill said:

Wouldn't fancy getting pegged off that. 

Wouldn't really fancy getting pegged off anyone, but hey ho, live and let live  

[Isegrim 10929]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

 

The french relative of Essembee while wearing a "useless Joe" shirt he got from his English cousin.

Edited 3 hours ago by Isegrim

[Dr Gloom 24688]

Looks like we have to create a reverse gazump thread

 

https://talksport.com/football/3338134/newcastle-aston-villa-anthony-elanga-nottingham-forest-transfer-news/

[Gemmill 53771]

Villa flush from selling their women's team. What a load of shit the premier league is. 

[Holden McGroin 8263]

Villa can have him for £60m. We can do better.

 

Where is the Hot Mitch Summer ?!? 

[wykikitoon 24515]

4 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Villa can have him for £60m. We can do better.

 

Where is the Hot Mitch Summer ?!? 

 

It's still only the 1st of July.  I'll piss my pants on the 8th

[ohhh_yeah 3112]

 

Federico Bernardeschi is now a free agent. 

 

[Tom 14613]

[Monkeys Fist 47256]

4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Was probably just ordering a takeaway after the McDonalds at asda was temporarily shut for the afternoon.

On the phone to cock-eyed Mala asking him how many fridge packs of Fosters he wanted shoplifting?