Transfers, 2024-25 season

[Dr Gloom 24812]

5 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

Who the fuck are you like? The queen?

No bitch. I’m the king around these parts

 

 

 

 

[Dougle 3980]

8 minutes ago, Craig said:

Obsession? I posted today's weather map, FFS. It's up to you to interpret it as you wish. Hardly obsession

 

[Craig 8168]

Appreciate the world continues to turn and all that, but hearing Bayern & Barca are both still actively pushing for Luis Diaz today. 

Have a fucking day off, will you? 

[Kid Dynamite 8166]

1 hour ago, Craig said:

Appreciate the world continues to turn and all that, but hearing Bayern & Barca are both still actively pushing for Luis Diaz today. 

Have a fucking day off, will you? 

You would think the chances of Diaz leaving have dropped in recent days, for obvious reasons. 

[Craig 8168]

4 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

You would think the chances of Diaz leaving have dropped in recent days, for obvious reasons. 

Precisely. And even if they haven’t, lay off. For obvious reasons.

[Alex 38574]

2 hours ago, Craig said:

That means Leeds United have the edge over Kendal Town in the transfer stakes.

Point of order. Kendal is outside of the Lake District National Park 

Edited 6 hours ago by Alex

[Craig 8168]

5 minutes ago, Alex said:

Point of order. Kendal is outside of the Lake District National Park 

Quite correct. But being my home town I know they have a football club

[PaddockLad 20276]

Should be noted that after that useless sack of fuckin shit Mitchell fucked off last week Newcastle United's transfer window has properly taken off this week

 

Form an orderly queue to offer your acknowledgements that myself and my good friend @thebrokendoll called this virtually as soon as fuckin twat turned up and are indeed excellent judges of character and can see a cunt coming a mile off

 

 

 

 

[MrBass 3279]

2 hours ago, Meenzer said:

 

Craig has been significantly more right since he moved down south.

And 5 degrees warmer by all accounts. 

[MrBass 3279]

12 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Should be noted that after that useless sack of fuckin shit Mitchell fucked off last week Newcastle United's transfer window has properly taken off this week

 

Form an orderly queue to offer your acknowledgements that myself and my good friend @thebrokendoll called this virtually as soon as fuckin twat turned up and are indeed excellent judges of character and can see a cunt coming a mile off

 

 

 

 

[Gemmill 53961]

13 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Should be noted that after that useless sack of fuckin shit Mitchell fucked off last week Newcastle United's transfer window has properly taken off this week

 

Form an orderly queue to offer your acknowledgements that myself and my good friend @thebrokendoll called this virtually as soon as fuckin twat turned up and are indeed excellent judges of character and can see a cunt coming a mile off

 

 

 

 

 

Well done lads. Tbd, try not to look so fucking smug with it... 

 

 

[Gemmill 53961]

 

 Jim "Mike Ashley" Ratcliffe strikes again. 

 

[Alex 38574]

17 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Should be noted that after that useless sack of fuckin shit Mitchell fucked off last week Newcastle United's transfer window has properly taken off this week

 

Form an orderly queue to offer your acknowledgements that myself and my good friend @thebrokendoll called this virtually as soon as fuckin twat turned up and are indeed excellent judges of character and can see a cunt coming a mile off

 

 

 

 

I think you’ll find Gemmill recently saying this window wasn’t going well has been the actual catalyst for the turnaround 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15528]

Would genuinely take Ndidi for £5 million. If only because it would be funny to annoy Man Utd

[Gemmill 53961]

 

 

Now we can believe that the Elanga bid has been accepted. AP IN THA HIZZAY. 

 

 

[PaddockLad 20276]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

I think you’ll find Gemmill recently saying this window wasn’t going well has been the actual catalyst for the turnaround 

 

You think the Wideopen Nostradamus has such powers? 😳

[Alex 38574]

The inverse Midas touch, if you will  

[Gemmill 53961]

Bournemouth Llewellyn-Bowen certainly doesn't. 

[Renton 25146]

7 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

it's not a myth at all. london is usually a good 5 degrees or so warmer than newcastle all year round. i've lived in both cities. i love newcastle and i still call it home despite not living there for almost 30 years. i was never arsed about the weather when i lived there but i'm always struck by how much cooler it is whenever i go home now.

 

Late to this. The coldest I have ever been to a match was when we were beaten 4 0 by spurs in the first 10 minutes. And that time the toon posse met at Fulham for one of the most dire matches in history was Baltic too iirc. 

 

Anyway, other than that you're correct, please continue.

Edited 5 hours ago by Renton

[Renton 25146]

7 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

right, i can't believe you've dragged me down to this dougle, but here are the week ahead forecasts

 

 

 

 

The rain is good for the garden but.

[Renton 25146]

BTW, this thread today.

 

Honestly though, can someone just clue me in to to have we signed any cunt?

[Toonpack 12735]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Should be noted that after that useless sack of fuckin shit Mitchell fucked off last week Newcastle United's transfer window has properly taken off this week

 

Form an orderly queue to offer your acknowledgements that myself and my good friend @thebrokendoll called this virtually as soon as fuckin twat turned up and are indeed excellent judges of character and can see a cunt coming a mile off

 

 

 

 

 

So you and BD watch dogging locations through powerful binoculars ? Aye ?

 

Fucking pervs.

[Gemmill 53961]

We've had a £40m bid accepted for John Kettley. 

[wykikitoon 24571]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

We've had a £40m bid accepted for John Kettley. 

This wins the thread today. Fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[wykikitoon 24571]

Walker to Burnley apparently