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If there's one thing I can't stand it's hyperbole but I think it's safe to say that Bruno is the greatest player to have ever kicked a ball.

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The guys pass completion stats are incredible, actually having someone in the squad with the composure and skill to just keep the fucking ball will be great

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2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

If there's one thing I can't stand it's hyperbole but I think it's safe to say that Bruno is the greatest player to have ever kicked a ball.

We're being set up for one big fall if he isn't Zico and Zidane's love child after the first five minutes of his debut. :lol: 

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58 minutes ago, ewerk said:

If there's one thing I can't stand it's hyperbole but I think it's safe to say that Bruno is the greatest player to have ever kicked a ball.

 

he didn't even start the game. he got those stats in about 35 minutes on the field...!

 

i wish we'd got coutinho too - bruno, joelinton and coutinho would have been sexy as fuck. 

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3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

he didn't even start the game. he got those stats in about 35 minutes on the field...!

 

i wish we'd got coutinho too - bruno, joelinton and coutinho would have been sexy as fuck. 

 

17 minutes according to the tweet. 

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Just now, ewerk said:

On a related note, nice to see that today's wordle was inspired by @Dr Gloom's keks.

 

Any excuse... 

 

Wordle 228 3/6

 

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21 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

horse cock is too many letters, surely? 

I can make that in 4 letters

 

GGPP

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28 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Any excuse... 

 

Wordle 228 3/6

 

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Wordle 228 2/6

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41 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Any excuse... 

 

Wordle 228 3/6

 

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12 minutes ago, OTF said:

Wordle 228 2/6

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"Hello? Patreon? Ah yes, do you deal with toontastic subscriptions? I'd like to cancel mine. My name? JR Hartley, err, I mean, HMHM"

 

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12 minutes ago, Alex said:

Anyone know how to pronounce his surname yet? 

 

Ge mer einz?

 

or....

 

Ge mer royce?

 

Orrrrrrr

Guimarães pronunciation: How to pronounce Guimarães in Portuguese (forvo.com)

Geemeraysh?

 

Personally think it's the latter

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