Alex 30462 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Guess who’ve I just seen jogging / looking like he was about to collapse in Palmersville 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9016 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Just now, Alex said: Guess who’ve I just seen jogging / looking like he was about to collapse in Palmersville Angus Deayton? Debbie McGee? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30462 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 3 minutes ago, The Fish said: Angus Deayton? Debbie McGee? Luke ‘Pinot Grigio’ Edwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9016 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 1 minute ago, Alex said: Luke ‘Pinot Grigio’ Edwards Did he have a rotisserie chicken dangling from a headband? Y'know to encourage him to run? 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30462 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 (edited) 26 minutes ago, The Fish said: Did he have a rotisserie chicken dangling from a headband? Y'know to encourage him to run? Not on this occasion. I don’t know if you recall but I last saw him before Xmas after he’d just smashed a bottle of Pinot Grigio in Palmersville Aldi. After the handle of his carrier bag snapped with hilarious consequences. I’m 95% certain it was him on both occasions as I heard him speak both times too. This time gasping ‘thanks’ after I let him pass the other way. I’ve actually warmed to him a bit recently. He always seemed ok, then lost the plot big style during covid / seemed determined to wind fans up over the takeover not happening. Even then he was alright when he wasn’t talking about NUFC. He’s spot on re: Howe doing an amazing job under the circumstances too (see previous page) Edited April 8 by Alex 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1042 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 2 hours ago, Alex said: Not on this occasion. I don’t know if you recall but I last saw him before Xmas after he’d just smashed a bottle of Pinot Grigio in Palmersville Aldi. After the handle of his carrier bag snapped with hilarious consequences. I’m 95% certain it was him on both occasions as I heard him speak both times too. This time gasping ‘thanks’ after I let him pass the other way. I’ve actually warmed to him a bit recently. He always seemed ok, then lost the plot big style during covid / seemed determined to wind fans up over the takeover not happening. Even then he was alright when he wasn’t talking about NUFC. He’s spot on re: Howe doing an amazing job under the circumstances too (see previous page) I saw him in Inflataspace shouting weird shit at the 2p 'Tipping Point' machine. "RAPID FLOW RAPID FLOW!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7110 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 2 hours ago, Alex said: Not on this occasion. I don’t know if you recall but I last saw him before Xmas after he’d just smashed a bottle of Pinot Grigio in Palmersville Aldi. After the handle of his carrier bag snapped with hilarious consequences. I’m 95% certain it was him on both occasions as I heard him speak both times too. This time gasping ‘thanks’ after I let him pass the other way. I’ve actually warmed to him a bit recently. He always seemed ok, then lost the plot big style during covid / seemed determined to wind fans up over the takeover not happening. Even then he was alright when he wasn’t talking about NUFC. He’s spot on re: Howe doing an amazing job under the circumstances too (see previous page) you're a more tolerant man than me. fought his way through multiple layers and folds of arse fat before finally reaching bruce's hoop. then stuck his tongue as far up it as he possibly could. never forgive, never forget. fuck him. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam 211 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said: you're a more tolerant man than me. fought his way through multiple layers and folds of arse fat before finally reaching bruce's hoop. then stuck his tongue as far up it as he possibly could. Nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38836 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 2 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said: Nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive. Amirite????? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30462 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: you're a more tolerant man than me. fought his way through multiple layers and folds of arse fat before finally reaching bruce's hoop. then stuck his tongue as far up it as he possibly could. never forgive, never forget. fuck him. Forgot about the Bruce love in. Feels like a lifetime ago. Fortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9016 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 The defence of Bruce aside, I think he's all right. Got a personality trait where he'll act the cunt just for the fun of it, and who here hasn't done that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2143 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-68769820 Sports Direct ( owned by a cunt) dubs Newcastle United kit deal unlawful 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 971 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 Makes up for not paying a penny in sponsorship for Sports Direct for 14 years eh Mike? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 463 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 Ashley the cunt ….. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26479 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 What’s disgraceful is that the fat cunt is buying a shirt for £16.55 and selling it for £80. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14638 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 What’s the difference between “post shot xG ” and “xG” Dave?…. Isn’t that the same thing? 🤷🏻♂️ @The Fish 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Fish 9016 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 18 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: What’s the difference between “post shot xG ” and “xG” Dave?…. Isn’t that the same thing? 🤷🏻♂️ @The Fish xG - how good the chance was. If you took a shot from that chance 100 times, how likely is it that it would end up a goal. E.g. a penalty is scored 70/100 and so has an xG value of 0.7 Post shot xG - how good the shot was. If you took that shot 100 times, how likely is it that it would end up a goal. E.g. put the ball into the top corner farthest from the keeper , high PSxG. Dribble a shot straight down the keepers throat, low PSxG. So say a keeper keeps loads of clean sheets. You do a little digging and see that he faces a low xG because his team doesn't give up a lot of good quality chances, but the shots he lets in are low in quality, low PSxG. Turns out despite all those clean sheets, he's not a keeper you want. Ideally you want a keeper that makes saves despite facing high value shots. So you want a larger positive difference between PSxG and goals allowed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26479 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 6 minutes ago, The Fish said: xG - how good the chance was. If you took a shot from that chance 100 times, how likely is it that it would end up a goal. E.g. a penalty is scored 70/100 and so has an xG value of 0.7 Post shot xG - how good the shot was. If you took that shot 100 times, how likely is it that it would end up a goal. E.g. put the ball into the top corner farthest from the keeper , high PSxG. Dribble a shot straight down the keepers throat, low PSxG. So say a keeper keeps loads of clean sheets. You do a little digging and see that he faces a low xG because his team doesn't give up a lot of good quality chances, but the shots he lets in are low in quality, low PSxG. Turns out despite all those clean sheets, he's not a keeper you want. Ideally you want a keeper that makes saves despite facing high value shots. So you want a larger positive difference between PSxG and goals allowed. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9250 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 11 hours ago, The Fish said: The defence of Bruce aside, I think he's all right. Got a personality trait where he'll act the cunt just for the fun of it, and who here hasn't done that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14638 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 7 hours ago, The Fish said: xG - how good the chance was. If you took a shot from that chance 100 times, how likely is it that it would end up a goal. E.g. a penalty is scored 70/100 and so has an xG value of 0.7 Post shot xG - how good the shot was. If you took that shot 100 times, how likely is it that it would end up a goal. E.g. put the ball into the top corner farthest from the keeper , high PSxG. Dribble a shot straight down the keepers throat, low PSxG. So say a keeper keeps loads of clean sheets. You do a little digging and see that he faces a low xG because his team doesn't give up a lot of good quality chances, but the shots he lets in are low in quality, low PSxG. Turns out despite all those clean sheets, he's not a keeper you want. Ideally you want a keeper that makes saves despite facing high value shots. So you want a larger positive difference between PSxG and goals allowed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8876 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 16 hours ago, The Fish said: The defence of Bruce aside, I think he's all right. Got a personality trait where he'll act the cunt just for the fun of it, and who here hasn't done that? His patter regarding the takeover was pretty insulting against the fans and other people as well. Especially his sly and misogynistic digs against Staveley while promoting the bid of an American fraudster. He has totally changed his tune about Howe as well who he considered to be not very good when fans wanted him to replace the dinosaurus baconensis. Edwards can come up with decent stories, especially recently, bit very often he is just full of himself. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7110 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 31 minutes ago, Isegrim said: His patter regarding the takeover was pretty insulting against the fans and other people as well. Especially his sly and misogynistic digs against Staveley while promoting the bid of an American fraudster. He has totally changed his tune about Howe as well who he considered to be not very good when fans wanted him to replace the dinosaurus baconensis. Edwards can come up with decent stories, especially recently, bit very often he is just full of himself. back in his days writing for the newcastle journal he was a massive apologist for sicknote 80kliks dyer, who when not on the treatment table was busy being a whopping thindercunt who couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo. (for Alex ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30462 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 One of his problems is he’s still the journalist he was at the journal. I.e. very sympathetic to whoever happens to be spoon feeding him info from within the club. I suspect he was matey with Dyer, he definitely was with Bruce and you’ve seen it more recently with him putting out the party line re: transfer budgets. Obviously gets him some exclusives but doesn’t do a lot for the credibility of someone writing for a national broadsheet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8876 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 He is a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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