Alex 37781 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 On 11/02/2025 at 10:57, wykikitoon said: So according to 'Ando' on Total Sport last night, he didnt see any issue in Birmingham knocking fuck out of our players. Expand Loads of old pros say that in a sort of thing in a nostalgic way. Irrespective of that though, under the current laws of the game and the way they’re meant to be applied, loads of their players were treated far too leniently by the ref. There was intent to injure, it wasn’t just getting stuck in. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3835 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 On 11/02/2025 at 06:41, Alex said: I only caught the Shilton bit as I was cooking but my lass had it on in the front room. They were supposed to have woken Josh Widdecombe up unawares at 1 am (funny how they are never having a shite, a wank or have passed out after drinking or whatever when they pull these ‘stunts’). The ridiculous pantomime that ensued was a recreation of Maradona’s infamous ’hand of God’ goal. Expand Aye the Blur bloke was in the bedroom before Shilton though (if that was him) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19675 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 On 11/02/2025 at 14:44, ewerk said: Chelsea and Spurs are both playing on the Thursday night so neither match can be moved to Saturday. That's followed by an international week so neither match can be moved to Monday. I know that the cup final probably requires a greater police presence but I can't see any particular reason not to play all three games on the same day. There's three PL fixtures on in London this Saturday. Expand October 25 2024 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37781 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Should move the cup final to the Saturday night tbh. But they won’t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4718 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Incidentally does anyone want to join my conspiracy club where our match at West Ham was moved to the Monday night by Sky after realising the scouse cunts were in CL action on the Wednesday? I know it was announced before the second leg but I still smell a phone call from Liverpool to Sky - a call with the stench of burnt out cars and too many drugs. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 5007 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 On 11/02/2025 at 06:07, Gemmill said: The following is an example of "a sinister jibe": NUFC are now the only club in Britain that can win the domestic treble. You need help if you find that sinister. Expand A little bit of piss taking should have been obvious here but ooooooooooooook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52547 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Ah you were just joking all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 5007 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Not what I said but ooooooooooooooooooooooook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52547 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Very sinister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3835 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 On 11/02/2025 at 15:30, Dougle said: Aye the Blur bloke was in the bedroom before Shilton though (if that was him) Expand In adition I did think Shilton had passed away a few years ago (as well as Blur) or is this the Mandela Effect in action? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 105 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 I still always 'who beats his wife, Shilton! Shilton!' Whenever i see that fucker (To the tune of 'who built the ark' for those youngsters amongst us) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3835 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 On 11/02/2025 at 18:06, zico martin said: I still always 'who beats his wife, Shilton! Shilton!' Whenever i see that fucker (To the tune of 'who built the ark' for those youngsters amongst us) Expand Wtf is that like? Did you see it in music halls? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 105 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 On 11/02/2025 at 18:14, Dougle said: Wtf is that like? Did you see it in music halls? Expand Shit, didn't you guys used to sing that song about Noah in junior school? Damn, kids these days 😉 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52547 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Who built the ark? NOAH! NOAH! Who built the ark? Brother Noah built the ark. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34214 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 On 11/02/2025 at 18:06, zico martin said: (To the tune of 'who built the ark' for those youngsters amongst us) Expand Not ringing a bell. Can you hum it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3835 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 On 11/02/2025 at 19:05, Gemmill said: Who built the ark? NOAH! NOAH! Who built the ark? Brother Noah built the ark. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7983 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Lloyd Kelly gets a start for Juve in CL playoff tonight. Oof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24268 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 On 11/02/2025 at 19:33, Holden McGroin said: Lloyd Kelly gets a start for Juve in CL playoff tonight. Oof. Expand he must be buzzing tbf. Brilliant move for him 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7365 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 On 10/02/2025 at 19:06, Alex said: I had no recollection of that but I checked and you’re right. Btw, apart from KK, can you name the other 3 players in that England squad who also played for NUFC at some stage in their career? Expand McDermott, Sansom & Withe I think 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12934 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 11/02/2025 at 23:37, Craig said: McDermott, Sansom & Withe I think Expand Who's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10834 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 (edited) can't be arsed to trawl back through the thread to work out how blur got involved in it but I just thought i chip in with the following.... 'girls and boys' is quite comfortably the worst fucking abomination of a record ever produced both lyrically and for the ear bleedingly shite tune that accompanies them. infact, the only single that even comes remotely close to challenging the above is fucking 'parklife' another painfully pathetic ditty with the added horror of featuring phil daniels who was a simpering cunt in quadrophenia, very obviously a cunt in eastenders on the odd occasion I had the misfortune to claps eyes on it and an absolute tuneless thundercunt as a singer.. hated liam and noel with a passion, still do. however in the north v south battle of the bands I would've happily armed the fuck head brothers with pick axe handles, machetes and guns. Edited February 12 by thebrokendoll 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37980 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 12/02/2025 at 07:38, thebrokendoll said: can't be arsed to trawl back through the thread to work out how blur got involved in it but I just thought i chip in with the following.... 'girls and boys' is quite comfortably the worst fucking abomination of a record ever produced both lyrically and for the ear bleedingly shite tune that accompanies them. infact, the only single that even comes remotely close to challenging the above is fucking 'parklife' another painfully pathetic ditty with the added horror of featuring phil daniels who was a simpering cunt in quadrophenia, very obviously a cunt in eastenders on the odd occasion I had the misfortune to claps eyes on it and an absolute tuneless thundercunt as a singer.. hated liam and noel with a passion, still do. however in the north v south battle of the bands I would've happily armed the fuck head brothers with pick axe handles, machetes and guns. Expand I read that in the voice of Phil Daniels before ending it in the voice of Damon Albarn shouting 'Parklife'. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19675 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 12/02/2025 at 07:38, thebrokendoll said: can't be arsed to trawl back through the thread to work out how blur got involved in it but I just thought i chip in with the following.... 'girls and boys' is quite comfortably the worst fucking abomination of a record ever produced both lyrically and for the ear bleedingly shite tune that accompanies them. infact, the only single that even comes remotely close to challenging the above is fucking 'parklife' another painfully pathetic ditty with the added horror of featuring phil daniels who was a simpering cunt in quadrophenia, very obviously a cunt in eastenders on the odd occasion I had the misfortune to claps eyes on it and an absolute tuneless thundercunt as a singer.. hated liam and noel with a passion, still do. however in the north v south battle of the bands I would've happily armed the fuck head brothers with pick axe handles, machetes and guns. Expand The pet shop boys remix of girls and boys is a fuckin BANGER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24268 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Blur evolved across the decades. Park life and great escape were cheesy albums but those that preceded and followed it weren’t. Alburn is a much better songwriter than Gallagher, who wrote two brilliant albums then a bunch of poor imitations which all sounded exactly the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10834 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 12/02/2025 at 07:51, Howmanheyman said: I read that in the voice of Phil Daniels before ending it in the voice of Damon Albarn shouting 'Parklife'. Expand I saw an episode of celebrity antiques road trip the other day which featured phil daniels and lesley ash. during it they were discussing getting old and daniels told ash how she'd never changed since they were in quadrophenia. no phil, you lying cunt. the lass you shagged in an alley in brighton now looks like a fucking shoebill... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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