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5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Already banked. 
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Was going to make a comment about them being around knees now, but the SBH tends not to droop much. 

 

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discussed at length at time mate, as was toonpack's fixation with the young man in the white t-shirt.

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56 minutes ago, RobElliott said:

Bet you any money Diego will have no bother getting a ticket compared to some of the clientele on here 😀 

tbf even TBD could get a ticket for the sela cup :lol: I managed to get one for the second game about an hour before kick off and had my pick of the seats.

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1 hour ago, RobElliott said:

Bet you any money Diego will have no bother getting a ticket compared to some of the clientele on here 😀 


I bet you money we don't have a new player in the first XI by the time they game kicks off ;) 

 

Same happened last year. We got to see Will Osula make his debut instead 

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I don't think I've ever mentioned this here. When I was at St. James's Park years ago (Newcastle-Norwich in 2018), I was walking around the stadium before going in to watch the game and ran into a woman handing out newspapers/magazines at the door advertising a betting shop. I don't remember which one.

 

The woman was surprised to see that my cousin and I didn't speak Geordie and that we clearly had a strange accent (well, we spoke Spanish to each other). She asked us various questions, and we ended up telling her that we were two kids who had been Atleti fans as kids and that she didn't quite know how we'd ended up being Newcastle fans from afar.

 

I think the woman, who seemed to have a poor understanding of football-related concepts, understood that my cousin and I were Atleti players who had come as fans to watch a Newcastle game. He even asked us for a photo, and when he said goodbye, he told us it would be published in that magazine/newspaper.

I was always curious to know if I'd ever be on the cover of a local newspaper. Hahaha.

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8 minutes ago, Diego21 said:

I don't think I've ever mentioned this here. When I was at St. James's Park years ago (Newcastle-Norwich in 2018), I was walking around the stadium before going in to watch the game and ran into a woman handing out newspapers/magazines at the door advertising a betting shop. I don't remember which one.

 

The woman was surprised to see that my cousin and I didn't speak Geordie and that we clearly had a strange accent (well, we spoke Spanish to each other). She asked us various questions, and we ended up telling her that we were two kids who had been Atleti fans as kids and that she didn't quite know how we'd ended up being Newcastle fans from afar.

 

I think the woman, who seemed to have a poor understanding of football-related concepts, understood that my cousin and I were Atleti players who had come as fans to watch a Newcastle game. He even asked us for a photo, and when he said goodbye, he told us it would be published in that magazine/newspaper.

I was always curious to know if I'd ever be on the cover of a local newspaper. Hahaha.

You were. I remember the headline: "Lying bastard speaking in broken Spanish tries to convince vulnerable big issue seller that he was a footballer."

 

It was a fun read tbf.

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4 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

You were. I remember the headline: "Lying bastard speaking in broken Spanish tries to convince vulnerable big issue seller that he was a footballer."

 

It was a fun read tbf.

At least I hope they made me look good.

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15 minutes ago, Diego21 said:

I don't think I've ever mentioned this here. When I was at St. James's Park years ago (Newcastle-Norwich in 2018), I was walking around the stadium before going in to watch the game and ran into a woman handing out newspapers/magazines at the door advertising a betting shop. I don't remember which one.

 

The woman was surprised to see that my cousin and I didn't speak Geordie and that we clearly had a strange accent (well, we spoke Spanish to each other). She asked us various questions, and we ended up telling her that we were two kids who had been Atleti fans as kids and that she didn't quite know how we'd ended up being Newcastle fans from afar.

 

I think the woman, who seemed to have a poor understanding of football-related concepts, understood that my cousin and I were Atleti players who had come as fans to watch a Newcastle game. He even asked us for a photo, and when he said goodbye, he told us it would be published in that magazine/newspaper.

I was always curious to know if I'd ever be on the cover of a local newspaper. Hahaha.

 

if you come again bring some spanish lady friends that look a lot like penelope cruz.

should you need an interpretor for the day I'd be happy to help out.

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1 hour ago, Diego21 said:

think the woman, who seemed to have a poor understanding of football-related concepts, understood that my cousin and I were Atleti players

Did this “woman” have a flat cap and sheepskin coat? 
 

 

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