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2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Who the fuck are the geordie journo's ?


They are quite a good watch. I think 2 of them work for local papers and one works at Newcastle world. 2 are at every presser Howe gives.

 

All 3 are fans

 

One is getting married this weekend.

 

Thats all I know

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Just now, Toonpack said:

 

Different one to the one you originally posted.

 

:lol:

 

You are having a fucking NIGHTMARE here. What a fucking plank. 

 

I've posted the Geordie Journos one AND the on field CL celebration. 

 

The Geordie Journos one was taken down, and subsequently reposted.

 

The on field CL celebration is still there in my original post. 

 

Could you please go and have a lie down. 

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

You didn't give yourself a drumroll. 

 

A drumroll is a continuous series of beats and you get a beat for each time you are wrong, so you get the roll, I got a single beat.

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24 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:


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I'm assuming that's his sister and not his missus who looks the fucking spit of him.

Also that's a fair old bit of strapping bandage on his right quad.

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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:


They are quite a good watch. I think 2 of them work for local papers and one works at Newcastle world. 2 are at every presser Howe gives.

 

All 3 are fans

 

One is getting married this weekend.

 

Thats all I know

Fucking calm down Kathy Bates.

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Isak- “ Hi Dad, it’s the final game in a week, what are you wearing when you come over?”

Isak Snr “ Beige suit…”

 

Isak “ That old thing, it’s older than me! 
            I’ll take you out when you get here and you can pick a few new suits?”

Isak Snr “ Ok son, see you soon”

 

 

1 week later.…

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what we've seem clearly demonstrated by toonpack here is that even on the very rare occasion that gemmill is actually right, he sill gets his arse handed to him plate by the far superior and innovative put downs.

toonpack still comes out on top.

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9 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

what we've seem clearly demonstrated by toonpack here is that even on the very rare occasion that gemmill is actually right, he sill gets his arse handed to him plate by the far superior and innovative put downs.

toonpack still comes out on top.

 

"handed to him plate" 

 

Who plate? Him plate. 

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You and Toonpack liking one another's posts. :lol:

 

Very cute. Nice of you to come to his rescue after yesterday's embarrassing incident though, he needs his confidence building back after a punishing week of scams and, well I don't know how you would describe yesterday's incident. 😊😊😊

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4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

You and Toonpack liking one another's posts. :lol:

 

Very cute. Nice of you to come to his rescue after yesterday's embarrassing incident though, he needs his confidence building back after a punishing week of scams and, we'll I don't know how you would describe yesterday's incident. 😊😊😊

 

I'll have a "HOT MITCH SUMMER" with a side of "FOREST WILL GET CHAMPIONS LEAGUE" served on a (large) platter of "EVERTON ARE GOING DOWN"

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41 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

what we've seem clearly demonstrated by toonpack here is that even on the very rare occasion that gemmill is actually right, he sill gets his arse handed to him plate by the far superior and innovative put downs.

toonpack still comes out on top.

Give Me Five GIF by Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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I'm planning on attempting to take a break from here over the summer, just to be on my phone a bit less. Can I please ask that you keep this up, and make sure The Man With One Joke doesn't accidentally give away his life savings to Matt Targett?

 

I'll be here to keep an eye out until the CL Final, but beyond that he's going to need this support to continue. 

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