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The eternal hope is we've already made the appointment, they've been consulted on the appointment of their sub-ordinates and have given their blessing. 

But yes, knowing this club we won't have done it the right way :lol:
 

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17 minutes ago, Craig said:

So that's a 2nd appointment after Ross announced on the club's website with the opening line "Reporting to a new Sporting Director".

I realise I shouldn't clutch at too many straws given the propensity for this club to consistently let us down, but can't help but think we may have a big announcement coming in that area - surely we're not stupid enough to be appointing people to roles reporting into someone not decided yet?

 

Suds giving his first report to the Sporting Director.

 

Clint Eastwood - GIF - Imgur

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Daughter No 3 had a canny week. Passed her degree with a dissertation on Newcastle United and today went along to the signing event at the club shop. She was expecting it to be made up of some of our lesser players but was instead greeted by Willock, Trippier, Bruno and Tonali. :) 

 

After a long queue  of people with shirts, they were quite stumped when she rocked up with her dissertation to be signed :lol: 

 

They all asked a few questions about it (Trippier slipped her his  mobile no) and they posed for a few photos.

 

 

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For all you perverts who want to see what CT’s daughter really looks like I’ve managed to remove the emoji to get her real face. :wank: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Must confess to being a bit jealous!IMG_7511.thumb.jpeg.7f22b888530532aa744eb6ac2307f54f.jpeg

 

 

 

Surely she'll give you Trips mobile number if you ask nicely?

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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Have you read it, CT? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAVE YA FUCK YOU LIAR! 


Apparently it’s over 50 pages man. I”ll wait for the documentary ;) 

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39 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:


Apparently it’s over 50 pages man. I”ll wait for the 30 sec Youtube summary ;) 

 

FYP

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5 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:


Apparently it’s over 50 pages man. I”ll wait for the documentary ;) 

 

Feed it to ChatGPT and ask for a 3 page summary. Then pretend you've read it. 

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If she puts it on YouTube don't forget to tell her to have a shocked look on her face in the title page plus maybe holding her head in her hands. (If she struggles to do the shocked face then tell her to pretend she's walked in the kitchen at one o'clock in the morning when you've got in from pub night and are devouring half the fridge with Wham on low in the background). 

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11 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Caps Lock Stuck on Some Words?

Isn’t it correct in title case? Or is that Title Case? 

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5 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Ross Wilson, currently Chief Football officer at Forest, set to be offered the DoF job.


Isn’t he the one who signed a bunch of duds for Rangers leading to their fans protesting at his removal?

 

Sounds a perfect fit for our circus :lol:

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