Alexander Isak

[Gemmill 53796]

The article reads like it's been generated by AI. 

[Gemmill 53796]

Also I'm sure his bonus is heavily dependent on final league position and CL qualification. So he'll neither have it yet, nor will anyone know how much it is. 

 

I'm afraid that what we're seeing here is just another credulous pensioner becoming the victim of evil scammers. 

[Alex 38275]

I don’t think I’ve actually clicked on any if the links before but that 247sportslife site is often link to with what appears to be absolute shite stories (going off the headlines) from fan pages / accounts are n social media. Wouldn’t surprise me if G-Dogg is correct and it was generated by AI. As for the motivation behind making it up? It’s not that bizarre if you come at it from the pov is that it’s just to drive engagement. And it’s the sort of feel good story that people like to read about. So quite clever in that regard. It being the sole source (seemingly) also suggests it’s a load of bollocks 

Edited May 17 by Alex

[Toonpack 12522]

Christ on a bike!!! I (and no-one) didn't expect the Spanish fucking Inquisition.

 

[Alex 38275]

Never mind that, TP. I’ve acquired a small quantity of magic beans. Would you be interested in buying some of them? 

[thebrokendoll 11120]

biggest self tucking since the copper's nark confession I'd say.

[Toonpack 12522]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

Never mind that, TP. I’ve acquired a small quantity of magic beans. Would you be interested in buying some of them? 

 

My standard response to text/email scammers is "Fuck off you scamming cunt" seems appropriate.

[Gemmill 53796]

 

26 minutes ago, Alex said:

It being the sole source (seemingly) also suggests it’s a load of bollocks

 

Er excuse me, SOME SWEDES have also been talking about it. 

[Andrew 5787]

42 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

The article reads like it's been generated by AI. 

Aye, a good chunk of it seems to be based on detectors, though I can't say for sure how reliable they are.

I think we might need to have a think about how much AI content we're ok with showing up on here tbh, aside from my other objections to it (environmental, theft etc.) most of its just absolute garbage.

I really don't want here to get as flushed with AI shite as the rest of the internet seems to be doing.

[Gemmill 53796]

12 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Christ on a bike!!! I (and no-one) didn't expect the Spanish fucking Inquisition.

 

 

"Well EXCUSE ME for wanting to be involved in what certainly appeared to be a perfectly legitimate Nigerian investment opportunity!" 

[Gemmill 53796]

3 minutes ago, Andrew said:

Aye, a good chunk of it seems to be based on detectors, though I can't say for sure how reliable they are.

I think we might need to have a think about how much AI content we're ok with showing up on here tbh, aside from my other objections to it (environmental, theft etc.) most of its just absolute garbage.

I really don't want here to get as flushed with AI shite as the rest of the internet seems to be doing.

 

Totally agree Andrew. Toonpack, if you want to PM me any articles or links you want to post in future, I'll be happy to vet them for you. 

[Toonpack 12522]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Totally agree Andrew. Toonpack, if you want to PM me any articles or links you want to post in future, I'll be happy to vet them for you. 

 

Take care on your run today

[Alex 38275]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Er excuse me, SOME SWEDES have also been talking about it. 

[Toonpack 12522]

19 minutes ago, Alex said:

 

That's a turnip for the books.

[Dougle 3917]

I had to neep meself when I read that

[OTF 9027]

The Isak bonus story is a serious data leek.

[Monkeys Fist 46993]

7 hours ago, Alex said:

That’s left the table a bit tattie , mind. 

[Gemmill 53796]

Here we go again. Like watching Status Quo have a group wank. 

[Sonatine 12500]

18 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Here we go again. Like watching Status Quo have a group wank. 

[Monkeys Fist 46993]

19 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Here we go again. Like watching Status Quo have a group wank. 

It sounds so nice

What you’re proposing. 
Just once or twice…

[Gemmill 53796]

"The overlords of heads-down, no-nonsense group masturbation."

 

Copyright Al Needham, Chart Music Podcast. 

[Monkeys Fist 46993]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

"The overlords of heads-down, no-nonsense group masturbation."

 

Copyright Al Needham, Chart Music Podcast. 

So what you’re saying is 

“ Come on Sweet Caroline…”

is about Bukkake? 

[Andrew 5787]

Has withdrawn from the Sweden squad for the upcoming fixtures.

Definitely been carrying a knock for a while, we need to get him some backup this summer or we'll ruin him.

[Dazzler 12991]

On 17/05/2025 at 15:29, Monkeys Fist said:

So what you’re saying is 

“ Come on Sweet Caroline…”

is about Bukkake? 

Swede Caroline, Shirley?

[Monkeys Fist 46993]

2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Swede Caroline, Shirley?