Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

[Monkeys Fist 46621]

  On 30/04/2023 at 22:45, Dr Gloom said:

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On a totally unfootball related tangent, this is Cloris Leachman, who played Frau Blücher in Young Frankenstein.  
 

So, back to business…

[Dr Gloom 24398]

[PaddockLad 19817]

[Monkeys Fist 46621]

Oh! bada bing! 

[Sonatine 12363]

[Dougle 3867]

Cats for me like marra

[Dr Gloom 24398]

[RobinRobin 13023]

  On 01/05/2023 at 10:19, Dougle said:

Cats for me like marra

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[Renton 24588]

Sausage memefest. CT, are you feeling sausagey yet? Or have you still got your nappies on?

[Monkeys Fist 46621]

[Christmas Tree 5476]

  On 01/05/2023 at 11:20, Renton said:

Sausage memefest. CT, are you feeling sausagey yet? Or have you still got your nappies on?

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You are all fucking mad. Nappies doubled up here.

[Dr Gloom 24398]

  On 01/05/2023 at 11:55, Christmas Tree said:

You are all fucking mad. Nappies doubled up here.

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It would take a balls up of epic proportions. Just think rationally. We only need six more points to be mathematically safe from five games. We’ve won - what is it? Eight out of our last nine. We can still afford to lose or draw a few 

[Monkeys Fist 46621]

  On 01/05/2023 at 13:27, Dr Gloom said:

It would take a balls up of epic proportions. Just think rationally. We only need six more points to be mathematically safe from five games. We’ve won - what is it? Eight out of our last nine. We can still afford to lose or draw a few 

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Aye- agreed. 
 

We’ve shown over the entire season that this is not “form” for us, it’s how we play now. 
 

There’s no good reason to think we’ll stop doing this for our last few games. 
We also have something that we didn’t have for most of the season- two strikers who are scoring for fun. 
 

We’re more likely to catch Arsenal than drop out of the CL spots tbh, (even if that’s not mathematically possible, we can still do it ) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sausages! 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4429]

  On 01/05/2023 at 13:27, Dr Gloom said:

It would take a balls up of epic proportions. Just think rationally. We only need six more points to be mathematically safe from five games. We’ve won - what is it? Eight out of our last nine. We can still afford to lose or draw a few 

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Not safe from Brighton with 6 more points need 8 for them

[Rayvin 6539]

  On 01/05/2023 at 13:27, Dr Gloom said:

It would take a balls up of epic proportions. Just think rationally. We only need six more points to be mathematically safe from five games. We’ve won - what is it? Eight out of our last nine. We can still afford to lose or draw a few 

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Is it not 8 from the remaining 15 to be certain?

 

Assuming Brighton are 7 points behind us on even games anyway. 2 wins and 2 draws would do it.

[Christmas Tree 5476]

  On 01/05/2023 at 13:27, Dr Gloom said:

It would take a balls up of epic proportions. Just think rationally. We only need six more points to be mathematically safe from five games. We’ve won - what is it? Eight out of our last nine. We can still afford to lose or draw a few 

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Liverpool have an easy run in and could get to 71 

Brighton can get to 73

 

I'm just far too excited / terrified to be counting any chickens at this point.

[wykikitoon 23932]

You're a crack head if you think Liverpool can get top 4

[Dr Gloom 24398]

  On 01/05/2023 at 14:03, Rayvin said:

 

Is it not 8 from the remaining 15 to be certain?

 

Assuming Brighton are 7 points behind us on even games anyway. 2 wins and 2 draws would do it.

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You’re right I didn’t even bother including Brighton. Tbh the idea of them going on the kind of winning streak to make top four seems too preposterous to contemplate 

[Dr Gloom 24398]

  On 01/05/2023 at 13:39, Monkeys Fist said:

Aye- agreed. 
 

We’ve shown over the entire season that this is not “form” for us, it’s how we play now. 
 

There’s no good reason to think we’ll stop doing this for our last few games. 
We also have something that we didn’t have for most of the season- two strikers who are scoring for fun. 
 

We’re more likely to catch Arsenal than drop out of the CL spots tbh, (even if that’s not mathematically possible, we can still do it ) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sausages! 

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I wonder if everyone will sit back and chill when we dispatch arsenal 

[Monkeys Fist 46621]

  On 01/05/2023 at 14:27, Dr Gloom said:

I wonder if everyone will sit back and chill when we dispatch arsenal 

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I’ll be firing up the BBQ and hoying the bangers on. 

[Dr Gloom 24398]

  On 01/05/2023 at 14:39, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ll be firing up the BBQ and hoying the bangers on. 

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it’ll be a sausage party on Sunday 

[Rayvin 6539]

  On 01/05/2023 at 14:27, Dr Gloom said:

I wonder if everyone will sit back and chill when we dispatch arsenal 

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For what it's worth, I'm very confident. We'd have to go on an absolute howler of a run to fuck this up now. There is not a single game left that I don't think we're at least capable of winning, and a draw with Brighton is as good as a win in terms of our position anyway.

[Monkeys Fist 46621]

  On 01/05/2023 at 15:49, Rayvin said:

 

For what it's worth, I'm very confident. We'd have to go on an absolute howler of a run to fuck this up now. There is not a single game left that I don't think we're at least capable of winning, and a draw with Brighton is as good as a win in terms of our position anyway.

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SYP

[Kid Dynamite 8000]

  On 01/05/2023 at 13:47, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Not safe from Brighton with 6 more points need 8 for them

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Brighton have the whole top 4 to play yet. 

[Gemmill 52964]

Aye Brighton would have to put together a run like it's never had in its entire history.