Sandro Tonali

[Howay 12496]

  On 23/10/2023 at 22:24, Renton said:

 

Howay the Saudi overlords! 

 

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 Already getting angry at the thought of Tonali not getting banned, a thought they have made up completely unprompted. 

[ohhh_yeah 3098]

 

   

 

"Give me a fixed camera. You are idiots! If you bet on football you're empty, you're stupid. There's no need to justify those who bet!"

 

“There are a million things they could do. [Bet on] cats, dogs, hamsters. I am not suggesting anything. Of course, it would be better not to gamble at all. Did you bet on football? You must be empty. This is stupidity. You must be stupid."

 

Pablo Di Canio

[Kid Dynamite 8030]

 

Misses the Euros and back for the start of next season 

[Dr Gloom 24420]

Better than expected if true. Some people were predicting 12 months +

[ewerk 34451]

Will he still get a CL winners medal seeing as he played in the first two matches?

[OTF 8902]

  On 24/10/2023 at 07:16, ewerk said:

Will he still get a CL winners medal seeing as he played in the first two matches?

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In a way it will be funny when he gets the medal because it will be confirmation to the rest of the world that the Saudis are buying success.

 

[RobElliott 2051]

I guess its better than him having done his cruciate.

 

Hopefully Eddie and the team will have him firing on all cylinders for next season.

 

Lets just hope he doesnt spend too much time in spoons and come back to preseason like HBA!

[wykikitoon 23986]

  On 24/10/2023 at 07:16, ewerk said:

Will he still get a CL winners medal seeing as he played in the first two matches?

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Scott Carson did didnt he and he didn't play a single game.

[Renton 24619]

  On 24/10/2023 at 07:16, ewerk said:

Will he still get a CL winners medal seeing as he played in the first two matches?

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What about medals for the league and league cup? Let's start a campaign.

[Renton 24619]

  On 24/10/2023 at 07:25, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

 

https://documents.uefa.com/r/Regulations-of-the-UEFA-Champions-League-2023/24/Article-11-Trophy-and-medals-Online

 

 

no language barring a player who hasn't played sufficient games, Eddie's choice pretty much who gets one 

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I think he may have been joking. 

[Gemmill 53111]

Since the beginning of last season, no outfield player has played more CL minutes than Sandro Tonali. There's a stat for you. A stat which is about to take a hit.

[Rayvin 6586]

So that's effective immediately right? Disappointing for him and us but hopefully he learns from it and repays the faith shown in him.

 

Am curious where the conspiracy mackems land on this one, is 10 months still proof of Saudi corruption?

[Gemmill 53111]

Has it been officially announced? I know his legal representatives were in discussions with Italian prosecutors yesterday, so it was expected imminently.

[OTF 8902]

  On 24/10/2023 at 07:55, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

I'm not.

 

Were winning the champions league.

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[OTF 8902]

  On 24/10/2023 at 08:00, Rayvin said:

Am curious where the conspiracy mackems land on this one, is 10 months still proof of Saudi corruption?

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There's a handy flow chart for determining this.

 

Is it the mags?

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Saudi corruption

[Dazzler 12791]

  On 24/10/2023 at 08:06, OTF said:

 

There's a handy flow chart for determining this.

 

Is it the mags?

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............|...Yes...

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Saudi corruption

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He could get 3 years and they'll be whinging he didn't get the lecky chair.

[RobElliott 2051]

New Mackem conspiracy:

Beheaddie is only trying to win the Champions Leayague so that he can bring Toenail out of the crowd at the end of the final in full kit to hoy the trophy up instead of Trippier to piss Amnesty International off

[Dazzler 12791]

  On 24/10/2023 at 08:26, RobElliott said:

New Mackem conspiracy:

Beheaddie is only trying to win the Champions Leayague so that he can bring Toenail out of the crowd at the end of the final in full kit to hoy the trophy up instead of Trippier to piss Amnesty International off

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[ewerk 34451]

 

[Alex 38016]

I do think it’s bad they’re not allowed to even train during the ban. I also think that while it’s correct the ban should apply across Europe, Uefa as the central body should impose the bans for consistency. 

[Howay 12496]

Hope was wanking like mad posting that the negative little creep

[trophyshy 7614]

  On 24/10/2023 at 10:55, Alex said:

I do think it’s bad they’re not allowed to even train during the ban. I also think that while it’s correct the ban should apply across Europe, Uefa as the central body should impose the bans for consistency. 

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Fucking ridiculous.  Is he still allowed to shag his bird?

[Dazzler 12791]

  On 24/10/2023 at 11:31, trophyshy said:

 

Fucking ridiculous.  Is he still allowed to shag his bird?

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No, part of his punishment is that he has to watch Fagioli rattle her until he's pushing rope. It's barbaric.

[Monkeys Fist 46678]

  On 24/10/2023 at 11:37, Dazzler said:

No, part of his punishment is that he has to watch Fagioli rattle her until he's pushing rope. It's barbaric.

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Given his name, that would be almost instant. 
 

 

 

( reported myself… fuck off). 

[Dazzler 12791]

  On 24/10/2023 at 11:40, Monkeys Fist said:

Given his name, that would be almost instant. 
 

 

 

( reported myself… fuck off). 

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I never said until Fagioli was pushing rope