The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad

[Holden McGroin 3266]

Despite taking on the hardest fixture list known to man I'm still standing proudly.  However, this lots team colours actually look like a slightly gone-off banana skin. If ever there was a sign……

 

 

 

Lets do this.

[Ayatollah Hermione 11735]

Get in and get out with a point, I say. Hopefully they’re fragile from Saturday

[Holden McGroin 3266]

Injury news:

 

Out (I’m assuming)

Targett

Murphy

BDB

Botman

Tonali 

Anderson

Barnes

Isak

Krafh (not in squad)

Ritchie (not in squad)

Manquillo  (not in squad)

 

[Renton 14937]

Despite our magnificence against ManU and Arsenal, going to Germany and bananas both bring out my anxiety and  PTSD. Flaccid, wet and soon to be itchy. 

 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 17728]

3-0. Lascelles hattrick 

 

[wykikitoon 14290]

A v tight game in a hostile environment

 

1-0 Gordon to continue his hard bastard, run of PRODUCING

[RobinRobin 7586]

[Meenzer 12776]

26-0, Emil Krafth quintuple hat-trick

 

[Dougle 2594]

7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

A v tight game in a hostile environment

 

1-0 Gordon to continue his hard bastard, run of PRODUCING

 

Steady now.

 

 

[Dazzler 1972]

2-0 - World War with both.

 

[PaddockLad 12466]

[Renton 14937]

Where do all these sausage gifs come from? That is the most important philosophical question of our times. 

[ewerk 23770]

[RobinRobin 7586]

19 minutes ago, Renton said:

Where do all these sausage gifs come from? That is the most important philosophical question of our times. 

Secret forum marra

[Meenzer 12776]

21 minutes ago, Renton said:

Where do all these sausage gifs come from? That is the most important philosophical question of our times. 

 

That's for us to know and you to find out.

 

[Monkeys Fist 34130]

In the Land of Sausage, there can be only one outcome 

 

 

5-0. Murphy, BDB, Dubravka hat trick. 

[Renton 14937]

5 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

That's for us to know and you to find out.

 

 

What kind of authoritarian shit is this? I demand equal sausage rights.

 

[Sonatine 8976]

[wykikitoon 14290]

[PaddockLad 12466]

 

 

[PaddockLad 12466]

[Monkeys Fist 34130]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

What kind of authoritarian shit is this? I demand equal sausage rights.

 

  Nein! 

[PaddockLad 12466]

[PaddockLad 12466]

@Monkeys Fist  🙄

[MrBass 1520]

I believe what you meant to say was