The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad

[RobinRobin 9401]

[OTF 6310]

2 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

Despite taking on the hardest fixture list known to man I'm still standing proudly.  However, this lots team colours actually look like a slightly gone-off banana skin. If ever there was a sign……

 

 

 

Lets do this.

 

They can try but they will never win.

 

 

[Dazzler 5747]

Just now, OTF said:

 

They can try but they will never win.

 

 

[Dr Gloom 20052]

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 39094]

3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Get in and get out with a point, I say. Hopefully they’re fragile from Saturday

I certainly am. 
 

[PaddockLad 14838]

49 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

They can try but they will never win.

 

 

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mxbaTUBVbviBJe2DvqYWb9OPFSpirXeEs&si=kFTCkUknd8NiCG2r

[Monkeys Fist 39094]

57 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mxbaTUBVbviBJe2DvqYWb9OPFSpirXeEs&si=kFTCkUknd8NiCG2r

We should get him to run a nice bath for the injured lads, maybe pop an egg in it. 
 

 

[Dr Gloom 20052]

16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

We should get him to run a nice bath for the injured lads, maybe pop an egg in it. 
 

 

 

this is one of bob's all time greatest hits - and he's got plenty of belters on WILTY. the wife and i were in tears the first time we watched it 

[spongebob toonpants 3641]

32 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

this is one of bob's all time greatest hits - and he's got plenty of belters on WILTY. the wife and i were in tears the first time we watched it 

Fuji9

[Dr Gloom 20052]

24 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

Fuji9

 

that one was true wasn't it? i love how he's always up against david mitchell, who invariably gets it wrong and ends up pissing himself as bob spins one of his idiosyncratic yarns  

[Renton 18001]

3 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

 

An attractive blond cartoon girl wearing a polka dot dress eating a suasage themed sub through her arm pit? Hmmmm. 

And I thought my life was complete after seeing colonel Gadaffi having an orgasm in a monsoon of sausages against a technicoloured Elmer themed pathwork backdrop.

You live and learn. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

5 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

Injury news:

 

Out (I’m assuming)

Targett

Murphy

BDB

Botman

Tonali 

Anderson

Barnes

Isak

Krafh (not in squad)

Ritchie (not in squad)

Manquillo  (not in squad)

 

 

Getting bigger and bigger this list with every game 👁️👁️

 

[wykikitoon 16967]

Just told the wife Newcastle are on tomorrow night

 

'Who we (🙄) playing?'

'Dortmund'
'Oh in the Carabao Cup?'

 

[Holden McGroin 5031]

3 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

Getting bigger and bigger this list with every game 👁️👁️

 

We don’t even have Krafh or Ritchie to fill any gaps. Proper bare bones.

[Holden McGroin 5031]

Who have we got for bench?

Dubravka

Karius

Willlock

Hall

Dummett

Miley

[PaddockLad 14838]

Loads of bairns 

 

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/clubs/59324--newcastle/squad/

[wykikitoon 16967]

 

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

 

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

 

   

 

 

[GrahamTaylor5 667]

14 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

Injury news:

 

Out (I’m assuming)

Targett 06.02.24

Murphy 30.01.24

BDB 06.01.24

Botman 10.12.23

Tonali 31.08.24

Anderson 26.12.23

Barnes 06.01.24

Isak 25.11.23

Krafh (not in squad)?

Ritchie (not in squad)?

Manquillo  (not in squad) no date

 

I've just seen the timelines for when these are due back and it is nuts 

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

 

 

[RobinRobin 9401]

6 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

 

 

6 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

 

1 hour ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

Fuck's sake.  Don't use them all.