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Renton
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A bit early but I was taking a walk past the ground today and something caught my eye in St James Terrace.  What's this?    Go team sausage!         

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This game had it all:   Ice man returns Miley quality Bruce era Lascelles returns Bruce era Joelinton returns Lascelles redemption arc Joelinton redemption arc

Howmanheyman
Howmanheyman

Imagine what he could do if he wasn't headless? Scary thought tbh. 

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Gemmill

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5 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:


NUFC qualified for the champions league last season with what was perceived to be a large amount of drawn games :cuppa:

 

Aye, because I was starting the threads the rest of the time to secure the wins ACTUALLY required to qualify.

 

You. Are. WELCOME.

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Aye, because I was starting the threads the rest of the time to secure the wins ACTUALLY required to qualify.

 

You. Are. WELCOME.


Was someone actually keeping score? Do you have a spreadsheet with it all on? 🤔

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18 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Just checked there. It was 5 in a row. The 6th was the away defeat to Villa.

 

You remain WELCOME.

 

Piss easy run. If we break this down to difficulty level (range from 1 to 5). 1 being Southampton & 5 being Man City and also factoring in home and away advantage.

 

 

Wolves (h) - difficulty level 1

Forest (a) - difficult level 1

Man Utd (h) - difficutly level 3

West Ham (a) - difficulty level 2

Brentford (a) - difficulty level 2

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5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I did Brighton and Leicester at the end of the season as well, when everyone else was shitting bricks, fucking WOLFGANG.

 

You know what, I don't even know that you're welcome. I need to think about it.

 

Brightons reserve team (h): Difficulty level 2

Leicester (h): Difficulty level 1

 

 

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Just now, Holden McGroin said:

 

Brightons reserve team (h): Difficulty level 2

Leicester (h): Difficulty level 1

 

 

 

You don't even get to speak to me about match thread starting. You can submit your messages as PMs to the admin team and I'll get to them when I'm ready.

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Let's see your record. I'm just gonna come out and say it: NOBODY believes that you have an undefeated record. NOBODY.

 

Wolves (a) - after a gut bursting CL game - Difficulty level 5

Man Utd (a) - with practically our third team - Difficulty level 5

Arsenal (h) - Top tier - Difficulty level 5

 

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1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Wolves (a) - after a gut bursting CL game - Difficulty level 5

Man Utd (a) - with practically our third team - Difficulty level 5

Arsenal (h) - Top tier - Difficulty level 5

 

 

:lol:

 

What is this used toilet paper you present to me?!

 

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I'm  not understanding all this sausage malarkey tbh.

 

I wonder who started the thread for our most important game in years ?  Whatever game that was. Beating Leeds away  just after the takeover ? 

 It's fucking great not having to worry about relegation. 

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28 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

I wonder who started the thread for our most important game in years ?  Whatever game that was. Beating Leeds away  just after the takeover ?

 

That one was wykiki. 🚲

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