howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers.

[Dazzler 5519]

1 minute ago, sammynb said:

 

I think we need a spreadsheet as proof for you and Holden.

btw don't forget to include my 8 game undefeated run for the record.

A spreadsheet tracking who started the thread and the result and generate a toontastic league table. If you're going to argue about the best thread starter then make it fucking iron clad. 

[Gemmill 34591]

1 minute ago, sammynb said:

 

I think we need a spreadsheet as proof for you and Holden.

btw don't forget to include my 8 game undefeated run for the record.

 

There's that word again. "undefeated".

 

Go give yourself a wristy, you drongo!

 

(got that from an Australian insults website)

[sammynb 2929]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

There's that word again. "undefeated".

 

Go give yourself a wristy, you drongo!

 

(got that from an Australian insults website)

 

A wristy, what the actual fuck is a wristy? You are a strange one Scotty.

 

If we are doing it as Dazzler actually suggests, lets go points and GD

5 wins = 15 points GD +10

6 wins + 2 draws = 20 points GD +19

Yep, you're the winner there teeney weenie.

Edited November 15, 2023 by sammynb
Cannot add!

[Holden McGroin 4892]

We clearly need someone obsessed with football statistics  to organise this…step forward….. @The Fish

 

His impartiality will obviously have to be scrutinised as he key nerd member of Team Stats though. 

[GrahamTaylor5 651]

6 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

game commences 3pm, saturday the 25th november at st james' park (various pronunciations available) which is in newcastle.

exactly one month after that it'll be the 25th december, which is called christmas day, just in case anybody is unsure.

See, this is the level of detail I expect from the people starting the match threads. It may be information that I already know, but I want to be sure that the person who is stepping up to the plate to start a match thread has thoroughly done their research. I feel that it stops want to be heroes and pretenders starting them haha. 

[GrahamTaylor5 651]

It is the principle of sharinf the information and what is says. It is not that I need to be told when the match is, it is far easier to gather in other places even if I had forgotten. Anyone can start a match thread, most people are able to come up with a funny title as well. I just see that little bit extra detail as proof that the person is taking the role seriously. 

[Renton 17820]

A bit early but I was taking a walk past the ground today and something caught my eye in St James Terrace. 

What's this? 

 

Go team sausage! 

 

 

 

 

 

[GrahamTaylor5 651]

20 minutes ago, Renton said:

A bit early but I was taking a walk past the ground today and something caught my eye in St James Terrace. 

What's this? 

 

Go team sausage! 

 

 

 

 

 

See, this is what happens when threads do not have all the relevant information. Poor Renton turned up 10 days early!

[thebrokendoll 7106]

27 minutes ago, Renton said:

A bit early but I was taking a walk past the ground today and something caught my eye in St James Terrace. 

What's this? 

 

Go team sausage! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

looks like a drain pipe to me.

[sammynb 2929]

41 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

See, this is what happens when threads do not have all the relevant information. Poor Renton turned up 10 days early!

 

He didn't, everyone knows he was just walking along minding his own buisness, when a flock of seagull, herded him away from his intended desintation and he just ran, ran so far away, he ended up at St James Terrace.

Like a grown man he'd already checked .com and knew it was international break, so he had no intention of turning up early for a game ten days away.

[sammynb 2929]

btw the sausage on the other hand, was early and unexpected.

[Monkeys Fist 38789]

18 minutes ago, sammynb said:

btw the sausage on the other hand, was early and unexpected.

[RobinRobin 9240]

4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

[OTF 6188]

On 14/11/2023 at 07:53, thebrokendoll said:

like a phoenix rising from the ashes of blenheim street the doll is back.

bollocks to  st james' boulevard and the match thread starting pretenders on toontastic, the ONLY undefeated scribe has stepped up to the plate in our hour of need.

isak inspired 4-0

[Holden McGroin 4892]

I’m assuming Lewis Hall will be missing for this one as well  as he is technically still on loan from Chelsea?

[Gemmill 34591]

Aye the rules don't allow him to play.

[Holden McGroin 4892]

I’d have preferred to play Tino at left back anyway so not a bad thing. It just leaves the bench even more threadbare.

[sammynb 2929]

Hey cunts, we’re back!

Thank fuck international break is over.

Equal parts dread and excitement with this, dread because we are all going to have listen to Gemmill drone on about how good he is.

Excitement because we are going to fuck these Ukraine invading former Rusky now just yank cunts, right up!

[wykikitoon 16720]

0-2 with Palmer scoring both and the press wanking to their delights.

[Holden McGroin 4892]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

0-2 with Palmer scoring both and the press wanking to their delights.

[Alex 30445]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

0-2 with Palmer scoring both and the press wanking to their delights.

 

[Holden McGroin 4892]

Miggy, Trippier and Bruno all playing tomorrow. Longstaff with a late fitness test. He was a bit coy on Isak. 

[Howmanheyman 26915]

16 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Miggy, Trippier and Bruno all playing tomorrow. Longstaff with a late fitness test. He was a bit coy on Isak. 

 

Eddie on Isak playing.....

 

[aimaad22 3472]

This is a fixture we've always done well in even when they were near unstoppable in the first Mourinho era.

 

Not feeling too confident right now with the injuries etc. Isak starting and perhaps Barnes on the bench will help a lot. I sincerely hope the don't risk them unless 100 percent fit though, especially Isak. 

[Zathras 234]

I’ve acquired a single ticket for this match in the East stand. Would love to say hello to any or all of yous.