Kevin Carr's Gloves 4430 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Merry Twixmas one and all!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38274 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11479 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 What the twee fuck is twixmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4800 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Also known as the Perineum or taint, the bit in between 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46677 Posted December 28, 2023 Author Share Posted December 28, 2023 On 28/12/2023 at 09:23, strawb said: Also known as the Perineum or taint, the bit in between Expand Chin rest? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11479 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 On 28/12/2023 at 09:23, strawb said: Also known as the Perineum or taint, the bit in between Expand Ah, betwixt. Well, even though I'm a fan of being a twat with words, this twee bollocks can fuck right off into the deepest hole there is; Mrs Wykiki's after a visit from Wilson.* *sorry Wykiki I'm in a mood. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4430 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 On 28/12/2023 at 09:49, The Fish said: Ah, betwixt. Well, even though I'm a fan of being a twat with words, this twee bollocks can fuck right off into the deepest hole there is; Mrs Wykiki's after a visit from Wilson.* *sorry Wykiki I'm in a mood. Expand Somebody mentioned how shit a word it was on another thread so I immediately put it in here for a laugh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11479 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 On 28/12/2023 at 10:58, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Somebody mentioned how shit a word it was on another thread so I immediately put it in here for a laugh. Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13030 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 On 28/12/2023 at 10:58, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Somebody mentioned how shit a word it was on another thread so I immediately put it in here for a laugh. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38009 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 On 28/12/2023 at 09:23, strawb said: Also known as the Perineum or taint, the bit in between Expand The Gooch too iirc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23978 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 I am on my way to being pissed. So happy crimbo you great bunch of fuckers. That includes you Ahmed. 😘 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12384 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 I'm about to head off out and start abusing the hooch to get through tomorrow, have a good one gents! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16872 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Merry Christmas one and all. Just about to get tonight's Swedish Christmas meal going. Nothing says "festive season" quite like anchovies. 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4430 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Merry Christmas you cunts!! 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53094 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Merry Christmas you dickheads. I was in the doctor's getting a finger up the arse yesterday (early Christmas present to myself, there's nothing wrong with me). No actually, the truth is I'm now on antibiotics for prostatitis. Fucking hell, getting old is pure bullshit. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23978 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 I asked my GP mate last week if she wanted.to check mine 😂 Get well soon lad 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53094 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 The antibiotics are working straight away tbf which is good. On the downside, the doctor literally used the following words to me: "these antibiotics are actually notorious for making people's tendons explode". He obviously thought the ice was sufficiently broken by his finger for him to get into the jokes. They are genuinely antibiotics that can fuck you up though. But his choice of words were interesting. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12280 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 On 24/12/2024 at 18:10, Gemmill said: Merry Christmas you dickheads. I was in the doctor's getting a finger up the arse yesterday (early Christmas present to myself, there's nothing wrong with me). No actually, the truth is I'm now on antibiotics for prostatitis. Fucking hell, getting old is pure bullshit. Expand in the words of Bachman Turner Overdrive ……. You ain’t seen nothing yet ! All the best gents 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38274 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 (edited) All the best, gentleman, hope you're ok Gemmill? Makes a change the finger up the arse being for purely medical purposes I suppose? (I might be having a similar experience soon). Edited December 24, 2024 by Howmanheyman 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53094 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 That was my third time experiencing it. All have been in a medical setting. Anyway, that's the hat trick. I got to take the rubber glove home. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38274 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 On 24/12/2024 at 18:29, Gemmill said: That was my third time experiencing it. All have been in a medical setting. Anyway, that's the hat trick. I got to take the rubber glove home. Expand I've had it a few times as well. It's no fun being a human fingerBob. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53094 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 I've got a second date booked with him in 10 days time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38009 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Hope you all have a lovely relaxing one. Christmas that is, you dirty bastards. You’re a quite bloody magnificent lot. Although I’d never admit to that when I was sober 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1444 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 On 24/12/2024 at 18:39, Gemmill said: I've got a second date booked with him in 10 days time. Expand Does he take you out for dinner first next time? Oddly I was also having a conversation with the doc this week about fingering my prostate. He said he didn't feel it was necessary despite my persistence. In the end I was escorted out by security. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5610 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 Merry Christmas chaps! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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