acrossthepond 749 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’ve got an early finish today, and I was very touched by our polydactyl friends efforts to make the away bar so welcoming for our lads. So, I’ve decided to convert the bathroom in to the Stadium of Shite, just for the weekend. I’ve painted it faded pink, shit all over the seat, and emptied the kitchen bin on the floor. Sent the kids to live with their Granny, put the dog in the pram and stocked up on pocket cheese. Mrs. F. hasn’t seen it yet, but if she’s got owt to say about it, I’ll have had 8 Ace by then so I’ll give her a slap and kidnap her ma. Bring it on marrows! I don't get the reference but this, without fail, makes me crack up every time it's mentioned. EDIT: I believe it's meant to be a staffy named Callum, if memory serves. Edited January 5 by acrossthepond 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 3 minutes ago, acrossthepond said: believe it's meant to be a staffy named Callum, if memory serves. It is aye- my lad is a Cocker so I’ve shaved his head and whacked a Union Jack tattoo on his napper. Looks mint. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 6340 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 For anyone travelling down tomorrow, here's everything you's need to know in advance PS - I am yet to watch this video without ending up wheezing at the way the bloke says "horticultural oasis's" 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 3 minutes ago, Dazzler said: For anyone travelling down tomorrow, here's everything you's need to know in advance PS - I am yet to watch this video without ending up wheezing at the way the bloke says "horticultural oasis's" Isn’t that where the dogs in prams is mentioned, or is that one of Bob’s Athletico Mince songs about the place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 That’s the bastard! ( I love how he’s barely able to hold his laugh in after the dog line ). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28255 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20277 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 2 hours ago, Dazzler said: For anyone travelling down tomorrow, here's everything you's need to know in advance PS - I am yet to watch this video without ending up wheezing at the way the bloke says "horticultural oasis's" Fucking love this one. Classic 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 17 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: TWAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28255 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Here's another Vic and Bob pisstake.....no, wait..... This one's legit. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 749 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Which of their managers was that then? The world-beater who lasted 15 games or the internationally pedigreed one who lasted 16? Fuck me, it's hard to keep up. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 496 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Roy Keane and Chris Waddle on punditry ffs …that’s it then, there’ll definitely be a pelanty and Keane will be doing his best to keep his hatred for us hidden for ermmm 5 minutes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 974 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 ALMOST TIME NOW!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 I thought we were fucking shite? It’s what they’ve said about every single one of our players and performances after every game, but suddenly now it’s a free hit. What a bunch of helmets. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9712 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 15102 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Up early, into town early to meet this character 👊🏻😅 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5180 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 59 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Up early, into town early to meet this character 👊🏻😅 who the fuck is this ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9712 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 20 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: who the fuck cares? FYP 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 2 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: who the fuck is this ? I wouldn’t swear to it, but I’m sure that’s Peter Withe. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6510 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 The power of hormones. She’s almost achieved her dream, believe you me. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 496 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 2 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Up early, into town early to meet this character 👊🏻😅 Tony Bellew’s brother mid sex change going by it’s paps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5180 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Back in my day when we were at school he’d be known as crater face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaksbigrightfoot 29 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 We have to treat this game in isolation. Win and it jumpstarts the season. Lose and we just have to take it on the chin. We can get points off Aston Villa. Man City is just a cup final and anything is a bonus. But focus on today. Just don’t lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 15102 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Queue for bus started at the Companions Club We’re on now, everyone has been given a new scarf sponsored by Sela 😒 2 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Queue Sela Sela, whatever will be will be 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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