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4 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

No replacement for Big Joe

Murphys purple patch over?

Lack lustre performance

 

Cant see where a gutsy battling performance is going to come from….  1-3 :( 

 

 

At home we will be back to our best. Tonali and Bruno won't have stinkers. Howe may try to accommodate both Barnes and Gordon in the starting side by moving Barnes to the right. Harsh on Murphy who has had a fine season. I still think he will persist with Willock, but hope he doesn't. Joelinton gives a lot more defensive cover than Willock and Chelsea have been played somewhat back into form by a half arsed B grade Liverpool so it's important that our midfield shape is good. Miley has never really let down Howe whereas Willock has on multiple occasions. There's a point where you accept that getting far up the pitch with the ball without scoring or creating chances is a pointless endeavour.

 

Willock has played in 30 PL games this season (averaging 33 mins per game) and has no goals and 2 assists. In the cups he scored 3 in 9 games.

 

Miley has 1 goal in 12 premier league appearance, but that's averaging only 20 mins a game. In the FA Cup he started three games and scored once.

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Dougle

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Maybe let the lads down the front know to have, erm like a few more attempts at the goal rather than fanny farting on, and when they do to aim at the actual fucking goal.

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I think we'll be back on it for this match. Away to Brighton is a bogey game for us for some reason.

 

3-0 against a Chelsea team who have been close to a bottom half team since their string of good results was broken early in the season. Isak two and Murphy.

 

I only want to see one change with Miley in for Willock. Willock has been crap.

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A draw here would be agony for the run in but brilliant for the neutrals and broadcasters. 
 

But we will win this and beat Everton. The Forest v Chelsea game will be the shoot out for 5th, with us in 4th. 
 

Also, I’m going to this one and am on an hot streak of wins, looking to make it a four match heater. 

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28 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

We are the Hulk. 
Chelski are Black Widow. 
 

IMG_3578.gif.924fa8521e17c0d00e506f30956048f5.gif

 

You know what’s next.  

He turns back into Banner, seduces her and mid shag re-hulks his cock splattering her to bloody atoms.

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20 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

A draw here would be agony for the run in but brilliant for the neutrals and broadcasters. 
 

But we will win this and beat Everton. The Forest v Chelsea game will be the shoot out for 5th, with us in 4th. 
 

Also, I’m going to this one and am on an hot streak of wins, looking to make it a four match heater. 

 

pleased you've found a ticket mate.

a draw in this one lets villa right back in it and us very likely needing something at arsenal.

man utd and tottenham are about as likely to provide villa any opposition as the bindippers did chelsea yesterday, we desperately need bournemouth to do us a favour on the saturday or chelsea is a must win.

well fucked off with the kick off time, thinking of a 4.30am set off, pleased it's not my turn to drive, hoping to be in the casino by 9am for a couple before heading to the percy when it opens at 10....

my unofficial no drinking till 1pm (ish) rule goes well and truly out the window for this one!

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13 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

He turns back into Banner, seduces her and mid shag re-hulks his cock splattering her to bloody atoms.

:lol:
I take it you aren’t familiar with the original Hulk Smash gif? 

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5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

:lol:
I take it you aren’t familiar with the original Hulk Smash gif? 

Never heard of it tbh 😂

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Dr Gloom

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35 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

pleased you've found a ticket mate.

a draw in this one lets villa right back in it and us very likely needing something at arsenal.

man utd and tottenham are about as likely to provide villa any opposition as the bindippers did chelsea yesterday, we desperately need bournemouth to do us a favour on the saturday or chelsea is a must win.

well fucked off with the kick off time, thinking of a 4.30am set off, pleased it's not my turn to drive, hoping to be in the casino by 9am for a couple before heading to the percy when it opens at 10....

my unofficial no drinking till 1pm (ish) rule goes well and truly out the window for this one!


I’m up in the gods but sitting with two mates instead of on my own for once! 

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