Arrogant Set Piece Keith's Colony of Cockneys vs Sexy Tindall's 6 Foot + Emerald Green Monsters

[thebrokendoll 14232]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

[Howmanheyman 43884]

23 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

The guy on the right was only 50

 

 

Hard paper round if he was only 50.

[Howmanheyman 43884]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

I mean she's probably right but jackfruit can get fucked.

 

My lass has gone the other way. Got herself a PT August last year and has been gym 4 and 5 times a week ever since and following the PT instructions to eat loads of protein. So it's meat every night here. 

 

(reckon I can still chin her btw) 

 

I hope the PT isn't male and it isn't his meat and his protein she's getting 4 and 5 times a week?

 

[Gemmill 63116]

Here's something for you re relative ages. Cast your mind back to early 1982. I'm assuming we were all watching The Two Ronnies on a Saturday night. Those two old blokes... 

 

Barker was 52, Corbett was 51.

 

I'm fucking 50 next month. 

 

[Gemmill 63116]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I hope the PT isn't male and it isn't his meat and his protein she's getting 4 and 5 times a week?

 

 

Nah it's a lass. Used to be a competitive bodybuilder, and she's a bonny enough lass but she looks aaaaaaful in those photos cos of the ludicrous mahogany tanning gear they put on themselves. 

[wykikitoon 28509]

H'way Gemmill, what's the Journos said about the game at the weekend?  Worth a watch?

[Gemmill 63116]

I haven't watched any of that stuff from the weekend. It's all misery and gloom and I want no part of it. 

[strawb 5422]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Here's something for you re relative ages. Cast your mind back to early 1982. I'm assuming we were all watching The Two Ronnies on a Saturday night. Those two old blokes... 

 

Barker was 52, Corbett was 51.

 

I'm fucking 50 next month. 

 

Wasn’t born, soz

[Gemmill 63116]

4 minutes ago, strawb said:

Wasn’t born, soz

 

Here's the best I can do for you. Barry Chuckle was 45 in 1990.

 

Paul Chuckle was 3 years his junior. 

[Craig 12368]

4 hours ago, strawb said:

Be coaching instruction, against a team who rely on set pieces.

 

Appreciate you've played to a much higher level but what's your view on punching? When I was playing, the GK coach's mantra was collect the ball at all costs - "you punch the ball, I'll punch you until you don't do it!" was muttered on a regular basis.

[wykikitoon 28509]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I watched it and they're views about Howe don't align with mine so I will say I haven't watched it.

[Gemmill 63116]

"they're views" 

 

If you're going to edit my posts, PLEASE learn basic grammar first. 

 

 

[Dougle 4598]

4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I'm actually quite tall you cheeky barsteward ?

And why is Toonpack wearing CT's hat?

[The Fish 12555]

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I mean she's probably right but jackfruit can get fucked.

It's just stringy cauliflower. I've said she can eat as little meat as she likes but I just love sausage. I want it in me. Andouille, Bratwurst, Cumberland, those are the A,B,Cs of me baby.

 

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

My lass has gone the other way. Got herself a PT August last year and has been gym 4 and 5 times a week ever since and following the PT instructions to eat loads of protein. So it's meat every night here. 

 

(reckon I can still chin her btw) 

 

 

 

(I like that line because it suggest those orcs are familiar a la carte dining) 

[Howmanheyman 43884]

39 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

I'm actually quite tall you cheeky barsteward ?

And why is Toonpack wearing CT's hat?

 

 

"Poetic licence, daaaahling."

 

 

[Toonpack 15559]

44 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

I'm actually quite tall you cheeky barsteward ?

And why is Toonpack wearing CT's hat?

 

I was smuggling TBD on a secret mission, he's hiding under it in my hair, which I still have, baldies.

Edited November 11 by Toonpack

[Christmas Tree 6690]

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I mean she's probably right but jackfruit can get fucked.

 

My lass has gone the other way. Got herself a PT August last year and has been gym 4 and 5 times a week ever since and following the PT instructions to eat loads of protein. So it's meat every night here. 

 

(reckon I can still chin her btw) 

I told you to eat loads of protein last week and you weren’t having it  

[Alex 42142]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Here's something for you re relative ages. Cast your mind back to early 1982. I'm assuming we were all watching The Two Ronnies on a Saturday night. Those two old blokes... 

 

Barker was 52, Corbett was 51.

 

I'm fucking 50 next month. 

 

It was also closer to the end of WWII than it is to now 

[ewerk 39193]

2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

I told you to eat loads of protein last week and you weren’t having it  

 

Sliding into his DMs with 'drink my cum you filthy slut' isn't exactly nutritional advice.

[Gemmill 63116]

2 minutes ago, Alex said:

It was also closer to the end of WWII than it is to now 

 

I got that fact from the episode of Hit the Fucking Play Button where they were covering the Two Ronnies btw. 

[Gemmill 63116]

5 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

I told you to eat loads of protein last week and you weren’t having it  

 

You told me a specific target I had to aim for. And I told you to RAM IT! I just eat what gets made for tea. 

[Christmas Tree 6690]

Just now, Gemmill said:

 

You told me a specific target I had to aim for. And I told you to RAM IT! I just eat what gets made for tea. 

Im sure Mrs G knows the macros and is slipping them in.

[Craig 12368]

This is why the international break is shit. Match theads degenerate into discussions around Gemmill's felching habits to keep his protein levels up.

Edited November 11 by Craig

[Christmas Tree 6690]

34 minutes ago, Craig said:

This is why the international break is shit. Match theads degenerate into Gemmill's felching habits to keep his protein levels up.

Au contraire, it’s lovely not discussing Newcastle United for a while.

[Craig 12368]

13 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Au contraire, it’s lovely not discussing Newcastle United for a while.

Well at least we're getting an insight into what you consider a 'lovely subject'