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Jeremy Beadle was pronounced dead this morning, with coroners claiming that, "pneumonia had a small hand in it".

 

Reminds me of:

 

The bad news is Richard Whiteley's dead - the good news is he died of pneumonia which is a 9 letter word which uses all the vowels.

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Jeremy Beadle requested that his remains be recycled into compost and scattered on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back early autumn with 'Watch Out Beadles A Sprout'.

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Two Al-Qaeda mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of

goat's milk.

 

The older of the mums pulls out her bag and starts flipping through

pictures and reminiscing...

 

"This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now".

 

The other mum replies, "I remember him as a baby."

 

Mum says, "He's a martyr now."

 

"Oh, so sad my dear."

 

Mum flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He

would

be 21."

 

"Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."

 

Mum sighs, "He's a martyr, too."

 

"Oh gracious me ," says the second mother.

 

"And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18", Mum

whispers.

 

"Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."

 

"He's a martyr also", Mum says, with tears in her eyes.

 

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second mother looks wistfully at the

photos and says...........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

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ITV have just announce that they will be televising the Jeremy Beadle cremation. It will go out on Saturday night and be called 'You've been Flamed' :D

 

Asian priest? :P

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