wykikitoon 16734 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 If I bought a teddy for £10 and then named it Muhammad and then sold it for £20 Would I be making a Prophet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 What's the plus side of a costly spring family holiday in Portugal? A cheaper Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Mohammed, Mohammed the bear, Everyone knows his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 What's the plus side of a costly spring family holiday in Portugal? A cheaper Christmas Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26471 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Bad news for the McCanns. They just lost out on a lucrative deal of selling all Madeline's right handed gloves to Jeremy Beadle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 (edited) Jeremy Beadle was pronounced dead this morning, with coroners claiming that, "pneumonia had a small hand in it". Edited January 31, 2008 by newcastlebroon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Jeremy Beadle was pronounced dead this morning, with coroners claiming that, "pneumonia had a small hand in it". That's just shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Jeremy Beadle was pronounced dead this morning, with coroners claiming that, "pneumonia had a small hand in it". That's just shit. smeeeeeeeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3986 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Jeremy Beadle was pronounced dead this morning, with coroners claiming that, "pneumonia had a small hand in it". Reminds me of: The bad news is Richard Whiteley's dead - the good news is he died of pneumonia which is a 9 letter word which uses all the vowels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I knew this thread would be revived once a celebrity died. Surprised there were to Ledger jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Th Beadle family have released details of the funeral arrangements. There will be a simple service followed by a small finger buffet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 I knew this thread would be revived once a celebrity died. Surprised there were to Ledger jokes. He wasn't really famous enough tbf. Nor did he have a fun-sized hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2254 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Jeremy Beadle requested that his remains be recycled into compost and scattered on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back early autumn with 'Watch Out Beadles A Sprout'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 84 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Jeremy Beadle requested that his remains be recycled into compost and scattered on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back early autumn with 'Watch Out Beadles A Sprout'. groan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Why do French people only have one egg for breakfast in France? Because in France one egg is un oeuf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weefatbob 0 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 ITV have just announce that they will be televising the Jeremy Beadle cremation. It will go out on Saturday night and be called 'You've been Flamed' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weefatbob 0 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Also just been announced today that Jeremy Beadle's star on the walk of fame was unveiled....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Jeremy Beadle wrote a will before he died. Unfortunately, nobody can understand his short hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Two Al-Qaeda mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mums pulls out her bag and starts flipping through pictures and reminiscing... "This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now". The other mum replies, "I remember him as a baby." Mum says, "He's a martyr now." "Oh, so sad my dear." Mum flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born." Mum sighs, "He's a martyr, too." "Oh gracious me ," says the second mother. "And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18", Mum whispers. "Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He's a martyr also", Mum says, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second mother looks wistfully at the photos and says........... "They blow up so fast, don't they?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 What's black and white and hungry? Jeremy Beadle's Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Al Qaeda Christmas party. Music? No. Dancing? No. Alcohol? No. But the fastest game of pass the parcel you've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 ITV have just announce that they will be televising the Jeremy Beadle cremation. It will go out on Saturday night and be called 'You've been Flamed' Asian priest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Jersey holidaymakers are complaining about overcrowding on the island. Everywhere they go there are kids under their feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 whats the difference between Jersey Potatoes and Jersey orphans . . . . . . . . .... . . Potatoes are dug up after a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Shocking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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