ewerk 27107 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) They call mine "Prevention" Edited May 26, 2016 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Truth be told, I call it Xiǎo lǎoshǔ.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4984 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Truth be told, I call it Xiǎo lǎoshǔ.. 小老鼠 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 小老鼠 炒饭咖喱酱 Prease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 leg end has a pe nis.That's a novelty Aye aye, they've opened the recreation ward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4984 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) 炒饭咖喱酱 That's very offensive in my culture. Edited May 26, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4984 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) I'm gonna edit this so it no longer looks like I'm insulting myself Edited May 26, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 That's very offensive in my culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4984 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) Um I'm ashamed to say I don't recognise the first part of that. The second bit is beard though, right? Someone's beard? Edited May 26, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4984 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) Joseph's beard? When spelled out phonetically...?? This is going to bother me for ages. Edited May 26, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Not recognising " By the Beard of Zeus!" when it's poorly googled in to Mandarin is highly offensive, in my culture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4984 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 As if that's what the Chinese decided the closest phonetic representation of "Zeus" was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14181 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 They call mine, 'the neglected one'. They call mine the Eurovision Dong Contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28004 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I just call mine 'kes' and spend all day lovingly talking to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I just call mine 'kes' and spend all day lovingly talking to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6147 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Just registered my daughter at the civic centre. One of the questions was 'do you supervise anyone at work?' Any idea why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3769 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 they are trying to figure out how likely you are to be offed by a pissed off subordinate. No idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4984 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Maybe they're drawing some kind of correlation between your ability to manage people at work and the ability to manage children...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 27107 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I bet that Chez supervises a lot more people than you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2563 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20234 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 They call mine, 'the neglected one'. Same Aka the right wrist's dancing partner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28004 Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Weird day yesterday, the bairns shouted for me to come quickly as there was some kind of bird in the garden. When I got out it was a wounded peacock! Fuck knows how it got in my garden?! Anyway, ended up phoning the police for advice and they said to take it to the nearest zoo which I did. The police then rang up today asking where it was? I told them it was eating some breakfast and I was taking down the coast in the afternoon it brightened up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3769 Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 "He is just in the shower mate, then I am dropping him at the pub for a couple" I find out tomorrow if my bid for a house is accepted and I can move out of this awkward situation, best and final offers are a fucking mine field like. I could go quite a bit further than I have but the house needs a fair bit of work so I don't want to bankrupt myself for a fixer upper. I lost out on the first place I bid on by 500 quid, if the estate agents let me know I would have gone higher, the bellends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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