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[ewerk 34869]

  On 29/04/2022 at 11:24, The Fish said:

3 at the end of June.

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So two then.

[Howmanheyman 38650]

  On 29/04/2022 at 11:26, The Fish said:

 

Need to start wearing Stone Island and a cap pushed way back on my head.

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[trophyshy 7692]

  On 29/04/2022 at 11:24, The Fish said:

3 at the end of June.

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My oldest is 3.2, waxes between angelic and satanic.  

Edited April 29, 2022 by trophyshy

[Alex 38273]

  On 29/04/2022 at 08:11, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Lol at that lad taking an absolute header over the ropes. Not sure how that constitutes a MAJOR ACCIDENT but the man has got a few clicks out of it so job done

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A broken ring is always a major accident 

[The Fish 11523]

  On 29/04/2022 at 11:30, ewerk said:

 

So two then.

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He's closer to 3 than 2. But yes, he's two until he turns three. 

[The Fish 11523]

  On 29/04/2022 at 11:48, trophyshy said:

My oldest is 3.2, waxes between angelic and satanic.  

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My lad is all right most of the time, starting to get a bit more willful but he's, on the whole, not yet tempting me to dropkick him over the fence. 

[PaddockLad 20145]

  On 29/04/2022 at 10:58, Monkeys Fist said:

You’re quite correct. 
 

 

Manchester is definitely in the southern half of Britain. 

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Manchester used to be in Northumbria. The border between the glorious cradle of Christianity & civilisation in these islands and the ignorant heathen yam yam pig fuckers of Mercia was the River Mersey which skirts Manchester’s southern flank, illustrated by the fact that the closest football club to the Mersey is Stockport County FC

 

 

[Craig 7983]

  On 29/04/2022 at 10:58, Monkeys Fist said:

Manchester is definitely in the southern half of Britain. 

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You can wind the fuck out of a Manc (and a Scouser for that matter) by pointing out they're from the West of England, not the North. They argue until such time you point out it takes no longer to get from Manchester to London as it does from Manchester to Newcastle and that there's a further hour or so after each location to the national border. 

[Alex 38273]

  On 29/04/2022 at 13:20, PaddockLad said:

Manchester used to be in Northumbria. The border between the glorious cradle of Christianity & civilisation in these islands and the ignorant heathen yam yam pig fuckers of Mercia was the River Mersey which skirts Manchester’s southern flank, illustrated by the fact that the closest football club to the Mersey is Stockport County FC

 

 

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We’re not having the Mancs or you Lowland Scots, thanks very much  

[Monkeys Fist 47049]

  On 29/04/2022 at 13:29, Craig said:

 

You can wind the fuck out of a Manc (and a Scouser for that matter) by pointing out they're from the West of England, not the North. They argue until such time you point out it takes no longer to get from Manchester to London as it does from Manchester to Newcastle and that there's a further hour or so after each location to the national border. 

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Just ask them what they call a bread bun, then look at them with disgust when they come out with gibberish like “barm” or “cob”. 
 

My absolute refusal to accept their fucked up bread nomenclature used to have them spitting blood 

[wykikitoon 24271]

Fish need a chat with HR today?

[strawb 4902]

Not that it comes up much anymore after 6 years but my Manc lass says the word “Tongue” wrong, and it’s probably the worst thing about her

[Monkeys Fist 47049]

  On 29/04/2022 at 14:57, strawb said:

Not that it comes up much anymore after 6 years but my Manc lass says the word “Tongue” wrong, and it’s probably the worst thing about her

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Tong, as in the things you use on a BBQ? 

[strawb 4902]

She’s says tongue like mong. Ironically 

[Gemmill 53516]

Start calling her Mong Tong Phooey. Let us know how it goes. 

[Alex 38273]

  On 29/04/2022 at 15:02, strawb said:

She’s says tongue like mong. Ironically 

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She says it wrung? 

[PaddockLad 20145]

  On 29/04/2022 at 13:33, Alex said:

We’re not having the Mancs or you Lowland Scots, thanks very much  

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We’re all Saxons round our way chief

 

“MOREBATTLE and MOW, a parish in the district of Kelso, county of Roxburgh; 7½ miles (S. S. E.) from Kelso. The name of Morebattle is supposed to have been derived from the SAXON words Mere, "a marsh," and Botl, "a hamlet," descriptive of its state in former times, when it seems to have been to a considerable extent under water. “

 

 

[Alex 38273]

  On 29/04/2022 at 17:54, PaddockLad said:

We’re all Saxons round our way chief

 

“MOREBATTLE and MOW, a parish in the district of Kelso, county of Roxburgh; 7½ miles (S. S. E.) from Kelso. The name of Morebattle is supposed to have been derived from the SAXON words Mere, "a marsh," and Botl, "a hamlet," descriptive of its state in former times, when it seems to have been to a considerable extent under water. “

 

 

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It was part of Northumbria at one point wasn’t it though? When the kingdom was at it peak in terms of size I mean 

[Howmanheyman 38650]

  On 29/04/2022 at 17:30, Gemmill said:

Start calling her Mong Tong Phooey. Let us know how it goes. 

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She's called Kim Tongue Thumb Cum

[strawb 4902]

Quality bantz all round, well done lads

[RobinRobin 13187]

  On 29/04/2022 at 17:54, PaddockLad said:

We’re all Saxons round our way chief

 

“MOREBATTLE and MOW, a parish in the district of Kelso, county of Roxburgh; 7½ miles (S. S. E.) from Kelso. The name of Morebattle is supposed to have been derived from the SAXON words Mere, "a marsh," and Botl, "a hamlet," descriptive of its state in former times, when it seems to have been to a considerable extent under water. “

 

 

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Where's sunderland? 

[Monkeys Fist 47049]

  On 30/04/2022 at 06:57, RobinRobin said:

Where's sunderland? 

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Didn’t exist beyond a few hovels. 😉

[PaddockLad 20145]

  On 30/04/2022 at 06:57, RobinRobin said:

Where's sunderland? 

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  On 30/04/2022 at 09:51, Monkeys Fist said:

Didn’t exist beyond a few hovels. 😉

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Aye, Jarrow and Monkwearmouth were the principle settlements south of the Tyne, Durham obviously dominated the Wear  valley….Sunderland was basically a few fisherman’s huts on Roker beach until about 1800…

 

Edited April 30, 2022 by PaddockLad

[Howmanheyman 38650]

  On 30/04/2022 at 14:42, PaddockLad said:

 

Aye, Jarrow and Monkwearmouth were the principle settlements south of the Tyne, Durham obviously dominated the Wesr valley….Sunderland was basically a few fisherman’s huts on Roker beach until about 1800…

 

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'wizzll alwas have one more hut than Tynemouth, marra. FTN*'

 

*FT Northumbrians

[Isegrim 10851]

  On 30/04/2022 at 14:42, PaddockLad said:

 

Aye, Jarrow and Monkwearmouth were the principle settlements south of the Tyne, Durham obviously dominated the Wear  valley….Sunderland was basically a few fisherman’s huts on Roker beach until about 1800…

 

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Those were six huts in a row though.

Edited April 30, 2022 by Isegrim