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  On 28/05/2024 at 07:34, Howmanheyman said:

 

I went down the stairs bollock naked after being in a deep sleep years ago when wor lass got in after a night out with a mate and shouted me down expecting her to be on her own. Oops! :lol: (I gave her mate's personal wank bank a hefty deposit that night). :naughty:

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And just like that your hopes for a drunken three way were dashed.

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Start a new job next week, other than having to work every Sunday and being a bit of a hike it seems good enough, no night shift/back shifts, three days a week, decent pay, better job. Fingers crossed this time! :lol:

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Start a new job next week, other than having to work every Sunday and being a bit of a hike it seems good enough, no night shift/back shifts, three days a week, decent pay, better job. Fingers crossed this time! :lol:

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Nice one. Glad you got it sorted quicker this time. Try not to nut the gaffer on the first day this time. 👍

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  On 29/05/2024 at 07:49, Ayatollah Hermione said:


3 days a week? Get me in if it’s not shite

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Different shift patterns for different roles I think, I know a lad from my last job who's there in a different role to mine doing a different shift pattern. Apparently a few of them already there were after this job so hopefully they don't bear a grudge! :lol:

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  On 29/05/2024 at 08:10, wykikitoon said:

Windmill into the canteen day 1 

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Or befriend the token scouser and tell us how much toot he launches up his sniffer at the weekend since Wyki is letting the side down on that front recently.

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The two lads who interviewed me brought up the football wanting to know who I followed. All I'm saying is the cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen have very long tentacles and I got the job. :good:

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Or befriend the token scouser and tell us how much toot he launches up his sniffer at the weekend since Wyki is letting the side down on that front recently.

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You know what, I am proud of the lad.

On Friday we went for a walk at lunch and a coffee.  I asked him his plans for the weekend.  He said he had his nipper Saturday and Saturday night.  Sunday he was gonna see.  So I just said have a great time with his bairn, but remember eyes are on him after the last couple of bank holidays and just take it easy.  Came in yesterday and was fine.  He said he had a blow out Sunday afternoon with some mates but Monday went to a thing in the day and only had a couple.  

Hopefully its sinking in lol

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You know what, I am proud of the lad.

On Friday we went for a walk at lunch and a coffee.  I asked him his plans for the weekend.  He said he had his nipper Saturday and Saturday night.  Sunday he was gonna see.  So I just said have a great time with his bairn, but remember eyes are on him after the last couple of bank holidays and just take it easy.  Came in yesterday and was fine.  He said he had a blow out Sunday afternoon with some mates but Monday went to a thing in the day and only had a couple.  

Hopefully its sinking in lol

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Depends what his definition of a "couple" is tbf but aye hopefully he gets his head on straight.

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True.

His home life is private IMO and as long as it's not impacting on his work then fine.  But it has been and that's been the issue.  He's been coming in hanging and not focused.  But that seems to be changing for the positive.  He's still smashing loads of birds at once like, but he's single lol

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  On 28/05/2024 at 16:01, Howmanheyman said:

Start a new job next week, other than having to work every Sunday and being a bit of a hike it seems good enough, no night shift/back shifts, three days a week, decent pay, better job. Fingers crossed this time! :lol:

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Tremendous news for NUFC Super Sunday games, congrats HMHM 👍

 

If you stick it until next season anyway.

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  On 29/05/2024 at 10:45, Howmanheyman said:

The two lads who interviewed me brought up the football wanting to know who I followed. All I'm saying is the cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen have very long tentacles and I got the job. :good:

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Good darts mate, sounds like some sort of 50/50 shithole off the A1 so you’re about to become the legendary “Mag at work” :D 

 

 

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The two lads who interviewed me brought up the football wanting to know who I followed. All I'm saying is the cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen have very long tentacles and I got the job. :good:

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:lol: It's funny but the only Job interview I ever had in Sunderland, literally on the banks of the Wear, the interviewer said "We're all black and white here. I hope you're not a Mackem".

Fortunately a better option came up in Newcastle where football allegiance was presumably assumed. 👍

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Good darts mate, sounds like some sort of 50/50 shithole off the A1 so you’re about to become the legendary “Mag at work” :D 

 

 

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I'll be the mag at work on steroids. :good:

 

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:lol: It's funny but the only Job interview I ever had in Sunderland, literally on the banks of the Wear, the interviewer said "We're all black and white here. I hope you're not a Mackem".

Fortunately a better option came up in Newcastle where football allegiance was presumably assumed. 👍

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One of my old managers was a manager at nissan, he hated the tunnel travel every day but loved the job apparently. Anyway, he says there was about three managers would select people for interviews, all three B&W. He said there was two piles, an 'interview' pile and a 'naah, y'alreet, mate' pile. The former pile had a high proportion of 'NE' postcodes, 'SR' postcodes.......? Not so much. :lol:

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It would be really, really funny if mackem paranoia were fully justified and there really is a mysterious Tyneside Cabal. :D

We're too lowly to be part of the ITK like, once that happens you need to leave the board like Bridget, champagne enema boy, and Quiff. 

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  On 29/05/2024 at 19:18, Renton said:

It would be really, really funny if mackem paranoia were fully justified and there really is a mysterious Tyneside Cabal. :D

We're too lowly to be part of the ITK like, once that happens you need to leave the board like Bridget, champagne enema boy, and Quiff. 

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It's real. :lol: Just not to the scale their paranoia suggests. Ah well. Nevermind. :cuppa:

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