Christmas Tree 6690 Posted October 11, 2024 Share Posted October 11, 2024 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: @Christmas Tree knock this one off the hobby list. You would think that would have the opposite effect and we would have a flat top! Anyway as hobbies go, other than buying stuff I really dont need, I think I am about to give up on them. Metal detectors and fishing stuff coming to a market place near you very soon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50700 Posted October 11, 2024 Share Posted October 11, 2024 What’s on the sell list then? Metectors Fishing Rods? Paddleboards? Why not fashion them in to some kind weather shelter for this year’s outdoor sofa, and get a few more months of al fresco self abuse? Something like this… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6690 Posted October 11, 2024 Share Posted October 11, 2024 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: What’s on the sell list then? Metectors Fishing Rods? Paddleboards? Why not fashion them in to some kind weather shelter for this year’s outdoor sofa, and get a few more months of al fresco self abuse? Something like this… Forgot about the paddle boards and Kayak, but no, they’re keepers. The roger black exercise bike and rebounder (not mine) are also going the journey. Need the conservatory back for mug storage And this years sofa has already departed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50700 Posted October 11, 2024 Share Posted October 11, 2024 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Need the conservatory back for mug storage And this years sofa has already departed. The second part explains the first 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9336 Posted October 11, 2024 Share Posted October 11, 2024 On 10/10/2024 at 10:56, Alex said: …life goes on… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Christmas Tree 6690 Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? #Makes you think! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63139 Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 You need to have more lie-ins. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6690 Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: You need to have more lie-ins. I wish. Only ever manage 6 hours I take it the other relative has now moved in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14500 Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 @wykikitoon You could probably get a gig on the Americas Cup team. Seems to involve a lot of pedaling. 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15574 Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 30 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? #Makes you think! Can equally be described as small red car drivers and Audi drivers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28522 Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 International breaks suck eh? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26335 Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: I wish. Only ever manage 6 hours I take it the other relative has now moved in one of the most annoying things about middle age. I used to be able to sleep for England. Conversely, I never used to nap during the day either but can’t get enough of an afternoon snooze in front of the sofa these days 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14500 Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 28 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: one of the most annoying things about middle age. I used to be able to sleep for England. Conversely, I never used to nap during the day either but can’t get enough of an afternoon snooze in front of the sofa these days In front of the sofa? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43914 Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 39 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: one of the most annoying things about middle age. I used to be able to sleep for England. Conversely, I never used to nap during the day either but can’t get enough of an afternoon snooze in front of the sofa these days 10 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: In front of the sofa? Gloomy right now.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6690 Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 54 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: one of the most annoying things about middle age. I used to be able to sleep for England. Conversely, I never used to nap during the day either but can’t get enough of an afternoon snooze in front of the sofa these days It’s the night time pissing that fucks me off. Cant last 6 hours without two trips. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26335 Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 36 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: In front of the sofa? Another thing I don’t like about middle age is all the random typos 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14500 Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Another thing I don’t like about middle age is all the random typos Niver mond ole min Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22470 Posted October 13, 2024 Share Posted October 13, 2024 This maybe isn’t as influential as Sawyer here is suggesting but its still pretty fuckin cool 😅 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14500 Posted October 14, 2024 Share Posted October 14, 2024 14 hours ago, PaddockLad said: This maybe isn’t as influential as Sawyer here is suggesting but its still pretty fuckin cool 😅 Just another reason for Musk to look unbearably smug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 4171 Posted October 14, 2024 Share Posted October 14, 2024 20 hours ago, PaddockLad said: This maybe isn’t as influential as Sawyer here is suggesting but its still pretty fuckin cool 😅 Is it though? Moonraker was able to land on a freeway if need be and it's not as if 'mericans can park for shite most days. Musk, the cunt, has just proven he's the guy in a propellor hat that is good at this game. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22470 Posted October 14, 2024 Share Posted October 14, 2024 Musk employs some brilliant engineers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 4171 Posted October 14, 2024 Share Posted October 14, 2024 1 minute ago, PaddockLad said: Musk employs some brilliant engineers Oh Robert. He may but he also doesn't want to pay them benefits if he can. He won't let them unionise for the benefit of all the employees, not just the smart ones. He doesn't want to be forced to make appropriate payouts when he makes them redundant. And he, who is worth US$245 billion dollars, doesn't want to pay tax, which enriches society as a whole because why should he? Man's a cunt. He's also currently spending US$45 million a month to get the orange baffoon re-elected Man's an even bigger cunt for doing that to the world. But you know all that. I hope he gets to colonise Mars. Then their oxygen supply runs out and his bones can prove their was life on Mars, so in a million years time when some space being lands there, to check out the burnt rock planet that is next closest to the sun, the mystery is even greater. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 4171 Posted October 14, 2024 Share Posted October 14, 2024 @PaddockLad more importantly, thoughts on the new Cure releases? Got yourself a new eyeliner in readiness for the gigs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16162 Posted October 14, 2024 Share Posted October 14, 2024 9 minutes ago, sammynb said: Oh Robert. He may but he also doesn't want to pay them benefits if he can. He won't let them unionise for the benefit of all the employees, not just the smart ones. He doesn't want to be forced to make appropriate payouts when he makes them redundant. And he, who is worth US$245 billion dollars, doesn't want to pay tax, which enriches society as a whole because why should he? Man's a cunt. He's also currently spending US$45 million a month to get the orange baffoon re-elected Man's an even bigger cunt for doing that to the world. But you know all that. I hope he gets to colonise Mars. Then their oxygen supply runs out and his bones can prove their was life on Mars, so in a million years time when some space being lands there, to check out the burnt rock planet that is next closest to the sun, the mystery is even greater. ....and of course, the genocide. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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