Howmanheyman 38652 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 On 13/05/2025 at 13:44, Gemmill said: Cheers mister. Having a dog is fucking mint. I always preferred cats cos they're the lazy man's choice but getting out for walks with this div twice a day forces you to get exercise and they're just fucking mint to have around. Expand I love dogs, might be easier to look after now I'm PT but not sure I could get into the cleaning up after it/sorting it out any holidays as not sure the kids would appreciate the extra stuff to do when they work all week and usually sort themselves out for tea etc. it's a moot point anyway as it's never happening where the wife is concerned. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 On 13/05/2025 at 13:54, ewerk said: Anyway Gemmill, I think I may have a lead on who the culprit was. Expand I did wonder if she'd been lured out to that road by the rabbit community. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 On 13/05/2025 at 13:55, Howmanheyman said: I love dogs, might be easier to look after now I'm PT but not sure I could get into the cleaning up after it/sorting it out any holidays as not sure the kids would appreciate the extra stuff to do when they work all week and usually sort themselves out for tea etc. it's a moot point anyway as it's never happening where the wife is concerned. Expand Aye I'm lucky cos he just goes to my sister's when we go away. Holidays would be a pain in the tits without that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24271 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Its the picking shit up with that's a no for me. When walking past someone doing it and the stench. Fuck that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 On 13/05/2025 at 14:05, wykikitoon said: Its the picking shit up with that's a no for me. When walking past someone doing it and the stench. Fuck that Expand Feed it raw food. Ours gets raw food delivered. They're just like uncooked hamburger patties with sweet potato mixed in. From PL's neck of the woods down in Dorset. Cos he's not getting any carbs or biscuity type food, his shites are a) tiny and b) barely smell at all. I literally have a dog whose shit doesn't stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 13016 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 (edited) On 13/05/2025 at 14:05, wykikitoon said: Its the picking shit up with that's a no for me. When walking past someone doing it and the stench. Fuck that Expand You get used to it tbf. It’s grim while they’re puppies. Bear in mind one of my dogs weighs 55kg and her shites are barbaric and pick them up without second thought now. I’m immediately on a whitey with the cats litter tray though. Edited May 13 by Dazzler 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14538 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Depends on the cat like. I was looking after my sisters for a few months of this year and one of them was vile. You’d honestly think he’d had 12 cans and a kebab the way his shites came out. The other cat got the same food and there was no such problem 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12545 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 On 13/05/2025 at 13:44, Gemmill said: Cheers mister. Having a dog is fucking mint. I always preferred cats cos they're the lazy man's choice but getting out for walks with this div twice a day forces you to get exercise and they're just fucking mint to have around. Expand Aye all true and they’re always totally happy to see you, which must be unusual for you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24271 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Final week at working in Broadmoor and I cannot wait to fuck off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24541 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 On 12/05/2025 at 06:42, Gemmill said: Poor little fucker was hit by a car last night and killed. Someone very kindly picked her up and took her to the vet who has just rang us. It was on Sandy Lane, which I'm surprised she went as far as, but there you go. Expand So sorry to hear this late. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 On 14/05/2025 at 07:25, Dr Gloom said: So sorry to hear this late. Expand Just be fucking sorry like the rest of us… Did you expect a phone call! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24541 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 That was meant to say mate, not late I’m in the two cat club too and would be devastated if this happened to one of mine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 These fucking wankers bragging about how many cats they've got when I'm down to zero. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24271 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 On 14/05/2025 at 07:36, Christmas Tree said: Just be fucking sorry like the rest of us… Did you expect a phone call! Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 On 14/05/2025 at 08:25, Gemmill said: These fucking wankers bragging about how many cats they've got when I'm down to zero. Expand You should get yourself a pet rabbit and see if it brings you any cats back when you let it out on the rampage. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12545 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 On 14/05/2025 at 08:25, Gemmill said: These fucking wankers bragging about how many cats they've got when I'm down to zero. Expand The perp was driving a Swasticar, the cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24271 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Just spoken to my aunty. She's struggling with some health stuff. She's just turned 72. Anyways I ask if she's seen the specialist. Apparently she's been told she cant see the specialist for 54 weeks due to waiting list. She said 'my GP told me I can pay to go private, but why should I? Come over on a boat and you get to see one straight away' *sigh* My aunt and uncle have zero financial issues, could easily pay to go private but would rather suffer due to ridiculous stubbornness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 54 weeks?! Where the hell does she live? That’s not the current waiting time to have an initial consultation for a non-urgent condition. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24271 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 On 15/05/2025 at 19:43, catmag said: 54 weeks?! Where the hell does she live? That’s not the current waiting time to have an initial consultation for a non-urgent condition. Expand In Leeds! It's dramatisation. My brother paid private a few weeks back for an appointment for something and it's cost him £120. My uncle paid £4k for fucking backgammon set recently! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 On 15/05/2025 at 19:43, catmag said: Where the hell does she live? Expand Ex pat living in Marbella 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 On 15/05/2025 at 20:04, wykikitoon said: In Leeds! It's dramatisation. My brother paid private a few weeks back for an appointment for something and it's cost him £120. My uncle paid £4k for fucking backgammon set recently! Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 On 15/05/2025 at 20:08, catmag said: Expand Fyp 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34869 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 On 15/05/2025 at 20:04, wykikitoon said: In Leeds! It's dramatisation. My brother paid private a few weeks back for an appointment for something and it's cost him £120. My uncle paid £4k for fucking backgammon set recently! Expand Not doing anything for the Yorkshire stereotype, preferring to die rich than live slightly less rich. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24271 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 On 15/05/2025 at 20:52, ewerk said: Not doing anything for the Yorkshire stereotype, preferring to die rich than live slightly less rich. Expand Same in Derbyshire. About 10 years ago Mother in law fell whilst on holiday and hurt her shoulder. Got home still wasn't right so went to see the GP (why not a physio?) who sent her for Physio. Physio said it needed looking at by a specialist. Went to see a specialist, needed surgery. But there was a 6 month wait. All this process took about 3 months from the initial accident. They once again could have easily paid private. But no. She basically was in that much pain she didn't sleep for almost a year. Fucking madness. Even my wife offered to pay for her, nope. Her sister offered to pay, nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24271 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 On't bus this morning into work and this woman gets on. I was reading, glanced up saw she was standing. So I stood up and offered my seat. She looked at me like I had offered to shit on her chest. I was only trying to be chivalrous on this beautiful morning! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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