General Random Conversation..

[Howmanheyman 38328]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Cheers mister. Having a dog is fucking mint. I always preferred cats cos they're the lazy man's choice but getting out for walks with this div twice a day forces you to get exercise and they're just fucking mint to have around. 

 

I love dogs, might be easier to look after now I'm PT but not sure I could get into the cleaning up after it/sorting it out any holidays as not sure the kids would appreciate the extra stuff to do when they work all week and usually sort themselves out for tea etc. it's a moot point anyway as it's never happening where the wife is concerned.

[Gemmill 53241]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Anyway Gemmill, I think I may have a lead on who the culprit was.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I did wonder if she'd been lured out to that road by the rabbit community. 

[Gemmill 53241]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

 

I love dogs, might be easier to look after now I'm PT but not sure I could get into the cleaning up after it/sorting it out any holidays as not sure the kids would appreciate the extra stuff to do when they work all week and usually sort themselves out for tea etc. it's a moot point anyway as it's never happening where the wife is concerned.

 

Aye I'm lucky cos he just goes to my sister's when we go away. Holidays would be a pain in the tits without that. 

[wykikitoon 24028]

Its the picking shit up with that's a no for me.  When walking past someone doing it and the stench.  Fuck that  

[Gemmill 53241]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Its the picking shit up with that's a no for me.  When walking past someone doing it and the stench.  Fuck that  

 

Feed it raw food. Ours gets raw food delivered. They're just like uncooked hamburger patties with sweet potato mixed in. From PL's neck of the woods down in Dorset. 

 

Cos he's not getting any carbs or biscuity type food, his shites are a) tiny and b) barely smell at all. 

 

I literally have a dog whose shit doesn't stink. 

[Dazzler 12829]

12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Its the picking shit up with that's a no for me.  When walking past someone doing it and the stench.  Fuck that  

You get used to it tbf. It’s grim while they’re puppies. Bear in mind one of my dogs weighs 55kg and her shites are barbaric and pick them up without second thought now. I’m immediately on a whitey with the cats litter tray though.

Edited 20 hours ago by Dazzler

[Tom 14382]

Depends on the cat like. 
 

I was looking after my sisters for a few months of this year and one of them was vile. You’d honestly think he’d had 12 cans and a kebab the way his shites came out.

 

The other cat got the same food and there was no such problem  

[Toonpack 12328]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Cheers mister. Having a dog is fucking mint. I always preferred cats cos they're the lazy man's choice but getting out for walks with this div twice a day forces you to get exercise and they're just fucking mint to have around. 

Aye all true and they’re always totally happy to see you, which must be unusual for you.

[wykikitoon 24028]

Final week at working in Broadmoor and I cannot wait to fuck off.

[Dr Gloom 24442]

On 12/05/2025 at 07:42, Gemmill said:

 

Poor little fucker was hit by a car last night and killed. Someone very kindly picked her up and took her to the vet who has just rang us. 

 

It was on Sandy Lane, which I'm surprised she went as far as, but there you go. 

So sorry to hear this late. 

[Christmas Tree 5522]

10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

So sorry to hear this late. 

Just be fucking sorry like the rest of us… Did you expect a phone call!

[Dr Gloom 24442]

That was meant to say mate, not late

 

I’m in the two cat club too and would be devastated if this happened to one of mine 

[Gemmill 53241]

These fucking wankers bragging about how many cats they've got when I'm down to zero.

 

[wykikitoon 24028]

48 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Just be fucking sorry like the rest of us… Did you expect a phone call!