Howmanheyman 38365 Posted Tuesday at 13:55 Share Posted Tuesday at 13:55 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Cheers mister. Having a dog is fucking mint. I always preferred cats cos they're the lazy man's choice but getting out for walks with this div twice a day forces you to get exercise and they're just fucking mint to have around. I love dogs, might be easier to look after now I'm PT but not sure I could get into the cleaning up after it/sorting it out any holidays as not sure the kids would appreciate the extra stuff to do when they work all week and usually sort themselves out for tea etc. it's a moot point anyway as it's never happening where the wife is concerned. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53318 Posted Tuesday at 13:55 Share Posted Tuesday at 13:55 1 minute ago, ewerk said: Anyway Gemmill, I think I may have a lead on who the culprit was. I did wonder if she'd been lured out to that road by the rabbit community. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53318 Posted Tuesday at 14:01 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:01 Just now, Howmanheyman said: I love dogs, might be easier to look after now I'm PT but not sure I could get into the cleaning up after it/sorting it out any holidays as not sure the kids would appreciate the extra stuff to do when they work all week and usually sort themselves out for tea etc. it's a moot point anyway as it's never happening where the wife is concerned. Aye I'm lucky cos he just goes to my sister's when we go away. Holidays would be a pain in the tits without that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24078 Posted Tuesday at 14:05 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:05 Its the picking shit up with that's a no for me. When walking past someone doing it and the stench. Fuck that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53318 Posted Tuesday at 14:11 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:11 3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Its the picking shit up with that's a no for me. When walking past someone doing it and the stench. Fuck that Feed it raw food. Ours gets raw food delivered. They're just like uncooked hamburger patties with sweet potato mixed in. From PL's neck of the woods down in Dorset. Cos he's not getting any carbs or biscuity type food, his shites are a) tiny and b) barely smell at all. I literally have a dog whose shit doesn't stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12837 Posted Tuesday at 14:18 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:18 (edited) 12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Its the picking shit up with that's a no for me. When walking past someone doing it and the stench. Fuck that You get used to it tbf. It’s grim while they’re puppies. Bear in mind one of my dogs weighs 55kg and her shites are barbaric and pick them up without second thought now. I’m immediately on a whitey with the cats litter tray though. Edited Tuesday at 14:18 by Dazzler 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14390 Posted Tuesday at 14:39 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:39 Depends on the cat like. I was looking after my sisters for a few months of this year and one of them was vile. You’d honestly think he’d had 12 cans and a kebab the way his shites came out. The other cat got the same food and there was no such problem 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12367 Posted Tuesday at 15:29 Share Posted Tuesday at 15:29 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Cheers mister. Having a dog is fucking mint. I always preferred cats cos they're the lazy man's choice but getting out for walks with this div twice a day forces you to get exercise and they're just fucking mint to have around. Aye all true and they’re always totally happy to see you, which must be unusual for you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24078 Posted Wednesday at 06:37 Share Posted Wednesday at 06:37 Final week at working in Broadmoor and I cannot wait to fuck off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24452 Posted Wednesday at 07:25 Share Posted Wednesday at 07:25 On 12/05/2025 at 07:42, Gemmill said: Poor little fucker was hit by a car last night and killed. Someone very kindly picked her up and took her to the vet who has just rang us. It was on Sandy Lane, which I'm surprised she went as far as, but there you go. So sorry to hear this late. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5522 Posted Wednesday at 07:36 Share Posted Wednesday at 07:36 10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: So sorry to hear this late. Just be fucking sorry like the rest of us… Did you expect a phone call! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24452 Posted Wednesday at 07:59 Share Posted Wednesday at 07:59 That was meant to say mate, not late I’m in the two cat club too and would be devastated if this happened to one of mine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53318 Posted Wednesday at 08:25 Share Posted Wednesday at 08:25 These fucking wankers bragging about how many cats they've got when I'm down to zero. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24078 Posted Wednesday at 08:25 Share Posted Wednesday at 08:25 48 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Just be fucking sorry like the rest of us… Did you expect a phone call! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46732 Posted Wednesday at 11:23 Share Posted Wednesday at 11:23 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: These fucking wankers bragging about how many cats they've got when I'm down to zero. You should get yourself a pet rabbit and see if it brings you any cats back when you let it out on the rampage. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12367 Posted Wednesday at 11:26 Share Posted Wednesday at 11:26 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: These fucking wankers bragging about how many cats they've got when I'm down to zero. The perp was driving a Swasticar, the cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24078 Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago Just spoken to my aunty. She's struggling with some health stuff. She's just turned 72. Anyways I ask if she's seen the specialist. Apparently she's been told she cant see the specialist for 54 weeks due to waiting list. She said 'my GP told me I can pay to go private, but why should I? Come over on a boat and you get to see one straight away' *sigh* My aunt and uncle have zero financial issues, could easily pay to go private but would rather suffer due to ridiculous stubbornness. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 539 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 54 weeks?! Where the hell does she live? That’s not the current waiting time to have an initial consultation for a non-urgent condition. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24078 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 17 minutes ago, catmag said: 54 weeks?! Where the hell does she live? That’s not the current waiting time to have an initial consultation for a non-urgent condition. In Leeds! It's dramatisation. My brother paid private a few weeks back for an appointment for something and it's cost him £120. My uncle paid £4k for fucking backgammon set recently! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46732 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 21 minutes ago, catmag said: Where the hell does she live? Ex pat living in Marbella 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 539 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: In Leeds! It's dramatisation. My brother paid private a few weeks back for an appointment for something and it's cost him £120. My uncle paid £4k for fucking backgammon set recently! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46732 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago 41 minutes ago, catmag said: Fyp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34671 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago 45 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: In Leeds! It's dramatisation. My brother paid private a few weeks back for an appointment for something and it's cost him £120. My uncle paid £4k for fucking backgammon set recently! Not doing anything for the Yorkshire stereotype, preferring to die rich than live slightly less rich. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24078 Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago 9 hours ago, ewerk said: Not doing anything for the Yorkshire stereotype, preferring to die rich than live slightly less rich. Same in Derbyshire. About 10 years ago Mother in law fell whilst on holiday and hurt her shoulder. Got home still wasn't right so went to see the GP (why not a physio?) who sent her for Physio. Physio said it needed looking at by a specialist. Went to see a specialist, needed surgery. But there was a 6 month wait. All this process took about 3 months from the initial accident. They once again could have easily paid private. But no. She basically was in that much pain she didn't sleep for almost a year. Fucking madness. Even my wife offered to pay for her, nope. Her sister offered to pay, nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24078 Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago On't bus this morning into work and this woman gets on. I was reading, glanced up saw she was standing. So I stood up and offered my seat. She looked at me like I had offered to shit on her chest. I was only trying to be chivalrous on this beautiful morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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