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18 hours ago, sammynb said:

 

A fucking Bobber, no wonder you've always got a sore back Jonathan!
Cunts act when people fuck with your bike, especially dumping it on the side. It's like they could get what they wanted, so they just add to the pain they have already inflicted, having to fix the ignition.
Mines got an alarm on it, but if I park it on the street, I still put a disc lock on, more as an extra deterrent - like saying yeah you might get through the steering lock but it ain't moving far if you do.


I forgot to add the rear wheel was chained up, which I assume they missed. I reckon they went to push it away, the chain has pulled tight and the bikes fallen over. Then they've all scarpered. 

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I’m not sure what’s more surprising - that my account on here still exists or that I remembered my login details after an 11 year absence.

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2 hours ago, Ketsbaia said:

I’m not sure what’s more surprising - that my account on here still exists or that I remembered my login details after an 11 year absence.

 

Blyme. Hello!

 

Definitely the latter, anyway; this place is famously just too perpetual.

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1 minute ago, RobinRobin said:

Yes

Have you gone stalking through his posts? 
 

We’ve already spoken about this Robin, and you know that’s only allowed on here if you enjoy being strapped to a donkey cart and ritually humiliated by a village with only one tooth between them, so it is, to be sure. 

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1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Have you gone stalking through his posts? 
 

We’ve already spoken about this Robin, and you know that’s only allowed on here if you enjoy being strapped to a donkey cart and ritually humiliated by a village with only one tooth between them, so it is, to be sure. 

Yes

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37 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Have you gone stalking through his posts? 
 

We’ve already spoken about this Robin, and you know that’s only allowed on here if you enjoy being strapped to a donkey cart and ritually humiliated by a village with only one tooth between them, so it is, to be sure. 

 

Have you been on smack, MF? :lol:

acid dreams kitty GIF

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Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

Hasn’t kicked in yet

                               


Oh, it fucking has!

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What's your experiences with kids footballs going into next door neighbours gardens. One side of us is fine (who don't have kids) and throws them back over but the other (a 50+ year old woman has a 12-13 year old) has started hiding them. She moved in a couple of years ago and is a miserable cunt. Avoids any sort of eye contact and has a permanent face like a slapped arse. She forces a hello when I try to be friendly and I've never seen the twat smile.

 

I understand it might be an inconvenience and might damage her plants etc but her kid is a complete twat as well.. He fires up Gemmils favourite biftas when she isn't in and stinks our garden out and hilariously had his mates around in the garden last night where they broadcasted that they found her dildo in her drawer and then used it on his own arse. Lovely for my 6 year old to hear 😀

 

We are thinking about getting some nets put up. The mrs won't let me flip dog shit over the back garden but i'm fuming.  Having a read through reddit it seems like I might be in the one in wrong ??!?

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Also, tell her that her laddie has been cramming her Electric Friend up his hoop, wouldn’t want her getting an infection and being more miserable :lol:

 

 

 

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So, this sex ban thing….

 

Quite often when I search for answers to life’s great questions, I get a list of reddit answers that usually help. Lately I’ve been getting a message saying can’t display etc and telling me to download the app (which I don’t want to do).

 

Is this new ban something that you just have to register proof of age with your ISP or do you need to go into a police station and sign a register.

 

(No, I wasn’t asking dodgy questions and yes, this is in relation to Reddit) :lol: 

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