wykikitoon 28498 Posted November 5 Share Posted November 5 What's happened to the cost of living crisis? Has it been suspended for tonight? Fuck me, it's like Beirut out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28498 Posted November 5 Share Posted November 5 21 hours ago, Craig said: Looks like they’re renaming it https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98n9rx5lleo John Barrett 100% on the register himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 12 hours ago, wykikitoon said: What's happened to the cost of living crisis? Has it been suspended for tonight? Fuck me, it's like Beirut out there. I live round the corner from some industrial unit that sells fireworks for next to nowt so last night was an absolute joke. Last firework I heard explode was just past midnight, I’m wrecked this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63068 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Been doing my head in. The dog is fucking terrified of them. A very very easy win for the govt would just be to ban the sale of fireworks to the public. Only the sort of cunt that already votes Reform anyway would object. My MP was up in Parliament this week requesting a debate on it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 You’ve got to be soft in the head to get any sort of enjoyment out of them past the age of 9 anyway. “Ooh look at the sparkly colours in the sky” Grow up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5421 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Big mixed Asian community around me, they fucking love a firework. Weddings, funerals, Monday Its more normal not to hear them. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28498 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 49 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Been doing my head in. The dog is fucking terrified of them. A very very easy win for the govt would just be to ban the sale of fireworks to the public. Only the sort of cunt that already votes Reform anyway would object. My MP was up in Parliament this week requesting a debate on it. At least Sainsburys. Co-op and Tesco have stopped selling em! I've never been one for them. We didn't have em as kids due to the cost, but also we had a dog and it was awful seeing her shaking. They didnt stop until about 23:00 around here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63068 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 I could still see them going off in the taxi home last night and that was about midnight. Fucking wankers man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39175 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 They've been banned over here for years. Nowadays you can buy them if you have a license which no one bothers with so instead there's only the odd few that were bought illegally. Also, you can shove your sectarian Bonfire Night up your holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63068 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 1 minute ago, ewerk said: They've been banned over here for years. Who needs fireworks when you've got semtex! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39175 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 And don't you forget it, dickhead. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12539 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Yeah it was around midnight when they finally stopped around here. Both kids are exhausted today, neither was properlyasleep before 11. Can't remember if I've mentioned it before but, there's a petrol station about 10 doors down from me, opposite them is a small row of shops. One of the shops is a dessert bar/money laundering scheme. A year ago (I think) those dodgy cunts were setting off massive fireworks on the scrap of grass outside their shop, directly opposite the fucking petrol station. Some of the dads went to explain in plainspeak how fucking stupid this was and what the consequences would be if they didn't turn it in and go to bed. I watched it all kick off from the safety of my bedroom like the nosey little curtain twitcher I am. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28498 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 I went for a bike ride. I was on the back lanes near Leeds Bradford airport. There was a house there having a bonfire. Then some mad owld cunt sets off a rocket as a fucking Jet2 flight was coming into land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16157 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 They were going off all night round my way. One of the dealer types had clearly accepted a transaction that involved professional display fireworks because they were setting them off on the field outside and our entire street was rattling. Surprised we have windows left tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15550 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 They definitely should be banned for sale to the public, although I've never had a problem with our dogs with them, possibly because I always carried/took them into the garden when they were young for their first few bonfire nights and reassured them/made it a game, to the point our first dog would want out every year when they were going off and just stand there tail wagging sniffing the air, liked the smell of gunpowder I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14494 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 2 hours ago, ewerk said: Also, you can shove your sectarian Bonfire Night up your holes. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12347 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 4 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I went for a bike ride. I was on the back lanes near Leeds Bradford airport. There was a house there having a bonfire. Then some mad owld cunt sets off a rocket as a fucking Jet2 flight was coming into land I used to use the handlebars on my racer bike as makeshift rocket launchers when I was a kid as well 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6689 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Sons got his first proper date on Sunday and all of a sudden I’m feeling all…. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12347 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 I'd see Noah Levenstein as aspirational if I were you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50669 Posted November 7 Share Posted November 7 Has Mrs. CT baked any duck pizza pie recently? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12539 Posted November 7 Share Posted November 7 20 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Sons got his first proper date on Sunday and all of a sudden I’m feeling all…. You ready to be a granddad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6689 Posted November 7 Share Posted November 7 1 hour ago, The Fish said: You ready to be a granddad? That shipped sailed 12 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12539 Posted November 7 Share Posted November 7 8 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: That shipped sailed 12 years ago You ready to be a Grandad again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42137 Posted November 7 Share Posted November 7 Linehan at it again. A trans person appeared on Only Connect apparently. Canny riposte though tbf. 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4938 Posted November 7 Share Posted November 7 50 minutes ago, Alex said: Linehan at it again. A trans person appeared on Only Connect apparently. Canny riposte though tbf. He’s a cunt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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