RobinRobin 9203 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, The Fish said: That's what headphones and tablets are for. She can do what she likes, doesn't impact my day. But still makes smoke come out of your ears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38752 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 1 hour ago, RobinRobin said: Or take MF's advice On 19/10/2022 at 21:47, Monkeys Fist said: I’m away for a pokey-bum wank Laterz lol! Solid advice tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 1 minute ago, RobinRobin said: But still makes smoke come out of your ears? 420 We Blazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38752 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 1 minute ago, The Fish said: 1420A.D. Wear Blazers FishedYP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spongebob toonpants 3603 Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17765 Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 21 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: "Why's that police car pulling up. Cars weren't invented yet" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 That was superb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19822 Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 (edited) If Johnson comes back now as PM and is booted out over partygate, it would still give him time to return as PM before the next GE in 2024 Edited October 22, 2022 by Dr Gloom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5906 Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 4 months ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 Behind enemy lines for Book of Mormon today and fuck me, some of the clips heading to the Sunderland game Says something when you can make Burnley fans look good. Mind, went to that pub with Wild Fire Pizza in and that was sensational so not all bad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 Sorry, all ... gushy 'proud parent' post coming up, but with good reason. What makes you proud of your kids? Perhaps it's a school report, or exam results or a sporting achievement. Whilst all truly commendable, let me give you the following: 1 loaf white bread 1 pint semi-skimmed milk 1 cottage pie 1 chicken tikka masala 1 bar dairy milk 1 bag walker chilli sensations 1 bag fruit gums 1 bag drumstick squashies This is what my 17-year-old, without hints, prompts or question bought and delivered to me off his own back simply because his dad was house bound with Covid, and he wanted to help. Academic and sporting achievements are of course important, but these are real human values and qualities. I've never been prouder of my boy than I am today. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38752 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 No beer? 5/7. Must try harder. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34440 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 Wtf is a drumstick squashie? Is that a cuddly toy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34440 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 How you doing with the covid BTW Craig? Hope it's not been too bad. I found the first 4 days or so canny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: How you doing with the covid BTW Craig? Hope it's not been too bad. I found the first 4 days or so canny shit. Days 3 and 4 were fucking awful. I listened to far too many people going “it’s a mild cold”. It wasn’t like that at all for me. Worst part is doing it solo, boredom is a killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: Wtf is a drumstick squashie? Is that a cuddly toy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34440 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 Fair play, they look canny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Fair play, they look canny. They don’t last long Little shit does point out they look like my arms when I’ve been out in the sun too long. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34440 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, Craig said: Days 3 and 4 were fucking awful. I listened to far too many people going “it’s a mild cold”. It wasn’t like that at all for me. Worst part is doing it solo, boredom is a killer. Sounds similar to my experience. Honestly, take it really easy. Don't go back to work too quickly, don't try and do too much. The last thing you want is to lumber yourself with something that hangs around longer term for the sake of something daft (like work). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 Just now, Gemmill said: Sounds similar to my experience. Honestly, take it really easy. Don't go back to work too quickly, don't try and do too much. The last thing you want is to lumber yourself with something that hangs around longer term for the sake of something daft (like work). I was trying to work from home with it last week. Gave up midway through Thursday and Friday I just slept. Feeling a million times better this morning. But yeah, not taking this fucker for granted. You can tell why it’s a massive risk to anyone with a pre-existing condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: No beer? 5/7. Must try harder. he asked if a joint would help, and yes he was being serious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38752 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Craig said: Worst part is doing it solo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38752 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Craig said: he asked if a joint would help, and yes he was being serious. Beef or Lamb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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