Renton 17985 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 2 hours ago, Meenzer said: Outstanding work Loved that game. "It’s Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i’m all outta gum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5021 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 11 hours ago, Renton said: Loved that game. "It’s Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i’m all outta gum" isn’t that from Rowdy Roddy piper in They Live ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35303 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 I feel like some of you will need this today. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27367 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 40 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I feel like some of you will need this today. Normal country behaving normally. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26738 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Found Renton's Twitter account. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5723 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: Found Renton's Twitter account. The soft cunt should consider himself lucky he's getting biscuits, a youth once threw an empty stella bottle and cracked the window at Percy Main metro. I ordinarily would have shit myself but I was on my way to a leaving do I didn't want to attend and my mate had given me a ridiculously laced space cake to "chill me out" which started to take effect a few stops back. Also, he should be glad either lad aren't the "get off the metro" kid as he was fucking nails. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17985 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 (edited) I noticed Sam Fender samples the "Get off the Metro.... NOW" kid at the start of Howdon Aldi Death Queue. I've been listening a bit to Fender recently as my kids actually love him and it's so much better than listening to Dua Lipa, Harry Styles, Taylor Swift etc. I can't get my Google home hub to play him though. Every fucking time I say "Play Sam Fender" it starts playing ambient background noise of being in a thunder storm, the stupid AI cunt. Must think I'm a cockney. Edited February 6 by Renton 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 5 hours ago, Gemmill said: I feel like some of you will need this today. What’s going on with Kate’s minge though? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5723 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: What’s going on with Kate’s minge though? I think this sums it up pretty well. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 5 minutes ago, Dazzler said: I think this sums it up pretty well. One year when I was working abroad, a new kitchen assistant turned up midway through the season, and one of the lads won the “Welcome to France Scuttle” honours. They went off to his tent to do the deed, and within 5 minutes we hear “ Bastard!!! Fuck off, go on get out!!” Lad comes back, grinning like a Cheshire Cat. We ask wtf? ” Ah got her strides off, took one look and asked if it came with garlic or chilli sauce!” Poor lass 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5723 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: One year when I was working abroad, a new kitchen assistant turned up midway through the season, and one of the lads won the “Welcome to France Scuttle” honours. They went off to his tent to do the deed, and within 5 minutes we hear “ Bastard!!! Fuck off, go on get out!!” Lad comes back, grinning like a Cheshire Cat. We ask wtf? ” Ah got her strides off, took one look and asked if it came with garlic or chilli sauce!” Poor lass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17985 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Jesus Christ. I can see a new bestseller here. "The Monkey's Fist Little Book of Anecdotes". Forward by HMHM. I'll be editor and look after the financials. [Actually I will have work in the pipeline for HMHM too, but not sure if his spoof "Secret Diary of Lee Ryder aged 44 3/4 year" is a bit niche?] 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 46 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: One year when I was working abroad, a new kitchen assistant turned up midway through the season, and one of the lads won the “Welcome to France Scuttle” honours. They went off to his tent to do the deed, and within 5 minutes we hear “ Bastard!!! Fuck off, go on get out!!” Lad comes back, grinning like a Cheshire Cat. We ask wtf? ” Ah got her strides off, took one look and asked if it came with garlic or chilli sauce!” Poor lass I bet he regrets that now. The answer is always both. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 27 minutes ago, trophyshy said: I bet he regrets that now. He did actually manage to Gold Medal the mission a few days later. He was a very charming psychopath from Brum, the following year he ended up running a sex shop in Amsterdam. The tradition out there was to rechristen people with a nickname, there’s folks I knew for 2-3 years without actually knowing their real names. I don’t think Stavros was too pleased with hers, like, but traditions are traditions. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5723 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 33 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: He did actually manage to Gold Medal the mission a few days later. He was a very charming psychopath from Brum, the following year he ended up running a sex shop in Amsterdam. The tradition out there was to rechristen people with a nickname, there’s folks I knew for 2-3 years without actually knowing their real names. I don’t think Stavros was too pleased with hers, like, but traditions are traditions. He must have either been a ridiculously handsome bloke or have a massive piece to be able to recover from that. I pull a stunt like that and I'd have been burned alive in my tent 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68209738 This is a decent story about Peter Butterworth from the Carry On movies. It’s recently come to light he was in MI9 and in charge of coding during the Great Escape and the Wooden Horse escape from Stalag Luft III. The bit that made me laugh was “When the story was adapted in 1950 for the big screen, he auditioned for a role but was turned down for not looking sufficiently like a prisoner.” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3243 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 30 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68209738 This is a decent story about Peter Butterworth from the Carry On movies. It’s recently come to light he was in MI9 and in charge of coding during the Great Escape and the Wooden Horse escape from Stalag Luft III. The bit that made me laugh was “When the story was adapted in 1950 for the big screen, he auditioned for a role but was turned down for not looking sufficiently like a prisoner.” I was told that years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14131 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Well we've always thought you look sufficiently like a prisoner. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27367 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 15 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I was told that years ago. ITK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3243 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: ITK. It was when I was doing theatre work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 24 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: It was when I was doing theatre work 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17985 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Dunno where to put this but this thread has good traffic so... Was watching Martin Lewis last night. Anyone who has purchased a car on PCP or HP since 2007 may be due thousands back for being misold. The example he gave was a car worth 7k with PCP at 5% you would get 1 to 2k back. Probably optimistic, but pretty sure this applies to me for much higher values, so worth the punt of filling in a template and a few e-mails. https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/reclaim/mis-sold-car-finance/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5723 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 44 minutes ago, Renton said: Dunno where to put this but this thread has good traffic so... Was watching Martin Lewis last night. Anyone who has purchased a car on PCP or HP since 2007 may be due thousands back for being misold. The example he gave was a car worth 7k with PCP at 5% you would get 1 to 2k back. Probably optimistic, but pretty sure this applies to me for much higher values, so worth the punt of filling in a template and a few e-mails. https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/reclaim/mis-sold-car-finance/ I've just done mine, but it's worth noting if I don't get a refund for dodgy commission charges that's to my liking, you'll be getting an invoice for the difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2930 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 49 minutes ago, Renton said: Dunno where to put this but this thread has good traffic so... Was watching Martin Lewis last night. Anyone who has purchased a car on PCP or HP since 2007 may be due thousands back for being misold. Missold, shirley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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