The Fish 11523 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 On 12/07/2023 at 16:35, Monkeys Fist said: Just in case @wykikitoon has spent the day in a sensory deprivation chamber and not had his day ruined by: People Weather Cars Etc Here, have this fucker! Expand I think my Mrs would file for divorce if I brought that home. She doesn't even drink tea. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47047 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 On 13/07/2023 at 08:03, The Fish said: I think my Mrs would file for divorce if I brought that home. She doesn't even drink tea. Expand I thought you lived in Lancashire though? Surely all tea there is Lancashire Tea? Btw, Yorkshire Tea are missing a trick by not renaming their product Yorkshire T’ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34863 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 I'm just amazed that the north of England is such a bountiful area to grow tea plants but you learn something new every day. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47047 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 Whippet shit is a great fertiliser 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24270 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 On 13/07/2023 at 08:16, Monkeys Fist said: I thought you lived in Lancashire though? Surely all tea there is Lancashire Tea? Btw, Yorkshire Tea are missing a trick by not renaming their product Yorkshire T’ Expand They drink Typhoon or PG Tips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12491 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 Huwy: Lewdest on the News 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 On 13/07/2023 at 08:16, Monkeys Fist said: I thought you lived in Lancashire though? Surely all tea there is Lancashire Tea? Btw, Yorkshire Tea are missing a trick by not renaming their product Yorkshire T’ Expand Lancashire? I live in Cheshire. I think the tea of choice here is prosecco. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 On 13/07/2023 at 08:23, ewerk said: I'm just amazed that the north of England is such a bountiful area to grow tea plants but you learn something new every day. Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5739 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 On 13/07/2023 at 08:16, Monkeys Fist said: I thought you lived in Lancashire though? Surely all tea there is Lancashire Tea? Btw, Yorkshire Tea are missing a trick by not renaming their product Yorkshire T’ Expand Lancashire tea is fucking wank. Yorkshire is the good stuff when it comes to tea. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 With any luck this all now backfires on him. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38260 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 On 13/07/2023 at 09:16, The Fish said: Lancashire? I live in Cheshire. I think the tea of choice here is prosecco. Expand You don’t live in a salubrious part of the north west, do you? You should’ve mentioned it before 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 On 13/07/2023 at 10:33, Alex said: You don’t live in a salubrious part of the north west, do you? You should’ve mentioned it before Expand I also have a wife. She's real and everything. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8084 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 (edited) On 13/07/2023 at 06:55, Geordie Boyo said: Bottom line is, like Schofield, he’s been unfaithful and like schofiled not only has a wife, but has kids too. Is that wrong - course and unlike us lot he knows if any of this gets out that he’ll have the media and the hypocritical general public against him. I think we need to find out more facts before making any further assumptions. Expand I think this is key. Why the fuck the Sun felt the need to insinuate there was criminal activity when their wasn't is beyond me. There's enough of a story that a married 61 year old is going behind his wife's back to pay for naked pictures of lads/lasses that are young enough to be his grandson/daughter. (If any of that is actually what happened anyway. Fuck knows at this point) Edited July 13, 2023 by Kid Dynamite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47047 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 Fist Jnr. has just come back from his first surf lesson at Longsands. Got stang by a jellyfish. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24270 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 This is ok then? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13184 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 13/07/2023 at 18:07, Kid Dynamite said: I think this is key. Why the fuck the Sun felt the need to insinuate there was criminal activity when their wasn't is beyond me. Expand Hope he sues the fuckers. I think the alleged illegality was around transmitting the photos of someone under 18, but if they didn't have that issue clarified before publishing (and presumably the police have done so to have decided charges aren't appropriate) then they are looking at a large compensation claim (again). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24270 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 It's the Great Yorkshire t'show this week. Just listening to the radio and a farmer is moaning about the effect climate change is having on the crops they're growing. How's the cows, sheep & chickens getting on eh flat cap bastards! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24865 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 13/07/2023 at 21:16, wykikitoon said: This is ok then? Expand No it isn't. You've clipped the photo at the best part you animal. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13184 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 14/07/2023 at 07:02, wykikitoon said: It's the Great Yorkshire t'show this week. Just listening to the radio and a farmer is moaning about the effect climate change is having on the crops they're growing. How's the cows, sheep & chickens getting on eh flat cap bastards! Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38260 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 14/07/2023 at 07:02, wykikitoon said: It's the Great Yorkshire t'show this week. Just listening to the radio and a farmer is moaning about the effect climate change is having on the crops they're growing. How's the cows, sheep & chickens getting on eh flat cap bastards! Expand T’ Tooj was telling he’s off to t’show t’day or t’morra. T’ old before tis time t’bastard 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 I once got stuck in the traffic for that on the way down to a wedding in Yorkshire. Booled in just as the ceremony was winding up. Fucking NAILED IT! That's how you do weddings. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24865 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 14/07/2023 at 09:59, Gemmill said: I once got stuck in the traffic for that on the way down to a wedding in Yorkshire. Booled in just as the ceremony was winding up. Fucking NAILED IT! That's how you do weddings. Expand Such a twunt. I'm boycotting your next wedding. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Oh there'll be no third wedding. Not saying there won't be a second divorce, but there'll be no further weddings. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 14/07/2023 at 09:59, Gemmill said: I once got stuck in the traffic for that on the way down to a wedding in Yorkshire. Booled in just as the ceremony was winding up. Fucking NAILED IT! That's how you do weddings. Expand 'stuck in traffic' = set off late because you were proving your dough? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 14/07/2023 at 10:19, The Fish said: 'stuck in traffic' = set off late because you were proving your dough? Expand I've got it down to a fine art Dave. Settle in and allow me to explain. You feed your sourdough starter IN ADVANCE. None of this "I want to make some bread so I need to get the starter out, feed it, and waste a day waiting for it". Feed it, put it in the fridge, and two weeks later when you want to make a loaf you take it out the fridge and it's INSTANTLY USEABLE. Then feed it again, leave it out, put it in the fridge and it's ready to go next time you need it. Stick with me kid, I'll make you a star. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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